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Genealogy Commission post:

I am no longer feeling ill and would like to get back to commissions! :)

I am a genealogist and do record research through ancestry.com, findagrave, and multiple different genealogical databases and independent record research depending on need. I have experience researching people of a variety of different ethnicities, family histories, and backgrounds. I am a thorough researcher and have helped over 100 people, people who can testify to the quality of my work. I charge on a scale per hour depending on what people can pay, standard $35, but if you can, $55 or $75. This is a fair price for the level of quality and research I put into the work that I do. For commission inquiries, comment and I will DM you more about my process.

yekkes

Hello I’d really appreciate if people reblogged this and it got some traction!

yekkes

I really need commissions, please keep reblogging!

solong-farewell

your fave is problematic: anthony ramos

• didn’t even mean to become a broadway star • looks good with hair both up and down which is honestly just unfair like pick one • relationship too adorable, none of the rest of us have a chance • dances in a silly manner with dressing roommate • freckles look suspiciously perfect • has a beautiful smile which is just incredibly distracting and therefore decreases productivity of the american people • ??? ?? ?????

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Shit I’ve never vibed with someone so hard

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Twitter knew Dump would be pissed about the election and they were READY

Twitter is not here for the bullshit

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Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding

tamagotchivevo

aw hell no

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Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.

nebula-cnidaria

Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our head flies off

gummygomamon

As a southerner raised by rednecks, I can confirm that deer are adorable morons.

I’ve seen deer:

1.) Run from their own baby after it sneezed

2.) Run from a turkey that was chasing another turkey

3.) Run into the only tree in the middle of a field

4.) Run from ITSELF after IT sneezed

5.) Run circles around my house because a Mockingbird was imitating the wheezing sound deer use to verbally communicate a sense of unease

theparadoxmachine

As a side note, as a Texan I can confirm that mockingbirds are total trolls who will also mimic thr sounds of babies crying and phones ringing so deer are definitely not the only ones getting freaked out by them

spartalabouche

moodboard for when you just woke up to your cat reblogging hundreds of the same post with her ass and everyone on tumblr is about to collectively beat you to death and you cant even explain yourself

spartalabouche

people keep asking the same questions so here are some answers in hopes that people actually look in the notes:

this is the cat who committed the crime

the post was that one ‘people who are stand users’ post thats like a mile long. it genuinely was hundreds of that one post and if i hadnt hit post limit it probably would have been more.

how it happened was that tumblr has hotkeys for interacting with posts on your dashboard. she somehow sat on my keyboard and hit the specific key(s) to reblog posts and just sat there for so long that i hit post limit

she was shamed for her crimes but she does not regret it and would do it again

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francesca-feasts

One of my dissertation mentors turned down a tenure track job because at the interview she was introduced by first name and the men of equal rank were addressed as “Dr.”

mitski-miyawakis

i noticed this too even in 2016, when it was always “trump vs hillary™”

lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers

Sometimes people are just soooo close to getting it.

iliveinmyblanket

Check out accidentally left wing on twitter it’s gold

e-the-village-cryptid

same energy

commodorecliche

also check out r/SelfAwareWolves

wonderlandinmymind

dankmemeuniversity

ariaste

I’m proud of all of us. This was a TEAM EFFORT, and we DID IT. Everybody hit the showers.

dinosauriaawesome

I looked this up and it is TRUE, Bye Bye Bye has reached number 86 on the charts as of the evening of November 7th. Other top 200 hits include Talkin’ About a Revolution by Tracy Chapman, Georgia On My Mind by Ray Charles, and Fuck You Goodbye by The Kid Laroi.