atla characters as john mulaney quotes (again)
since y’all liked the first one so much
[alt text: “I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.” John holds his right hand up as if gripping a pencil, pretending to write this on a sheet of paper.]
[alt text: “Then it is revealed that she has no plan.” John’s left hand is out in front of him, palm facing up.]
[alt text: “Ah…numbers, the letters of math.” John crosses his left arm across his body.]
[alt text: “Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you?” John says with his eyes wide and both hands on his microphone.]
[alt text: “I never knew relationships were supposed to make you feel better about yourself.” John walks across the stage,]
[alt text: “in personal news let’s talk about my dad.” John says against a map of the US.]
[alt text: “I didn’t kill my wife!” John lifts his right arm wildly, his eyes wide.]
[alt text: “and he is a smooth and fantastic hillbilly.” John says into a microphone he holds with his right hand.]
[alt text: John leans down, his right hand on his knee, his face looking at the ground. (Groans) “You know, life.”]
[alt text: “eggs.” John crouches down and looks up, pretending he is a child having a conversation with an adult.]
[alt text: “I am a duck now.” John gestures at himself with his right hand.]
[alt text: “And you paid a horse to watch your dog.” John stands while speaking into a microphone.]
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