Nick

23 | Gay | Adele & Lorde ❤ | Insta: nicolasbosworth

[memequeen-official]

[difty-dift]

[genericalosers]

[lizbukchoy]

[sophisticatedoyster]

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[whetstonefires]

i have seen this post on my dash 7 times now and every time i think more loudly, 'this is what Batman villain The Penguin's dialogue sounds like when they let him be fun to watch.'

[rowdent]

some tumblr etiquette for new people!!

[tsukithewolf]

[great-tweets]

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

[rustybuckett]

[apollos-boyfriend]

tumblr users: hey we don't want twitter users migrating here :/

tumblr: don't worry i got you *fuckign crashes*

[apollos-boyfriend]

[thebootydiaries]

im literally canadian . Lord forgive me but im back on my bootydiaries bs

[the-06]

[nick-avallone]

imagine if millipedes had toes

[nick-avallone]

their pedicures would be so expensive

[g-r-a-p-e]

So on average, a pedicure is around $20. $20/10 is $2, so we can say a pedicure costs an average of $2 per toe. 

Millipedes can have up to 400 legs. 400x5 toes per leg is 2,000 toes. $2x2,000 is $4,000.

It’s customary to tip around 15%, but we’ve just made this person paint the tiny, tiny, nails of a creepy af bug, so we need to tip big. Of course, this is discretional, but let’s go crazy and do 30%.

$5200 for a pedicure. 

[nick-avallone]

[onewetual-archive-deactivated20]

[onewetual-archive-deactivated20]

i need everyone to know that not only have i had a callout written about me over this post but someone also just threatened to murder me

[everythingfox]

I was so confused for a second

(via)

[thepineapplepanda]

I honestly thought-

[one-time-i-dreamt]

🤢🤢🤢

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Yes. She's one of the bigots that run Girl Defined.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I'm sorry, WHAT

[mysharona1987]

Bible-splaining to the Pope, wtf.

[chronicgoth]

“I do not feel God in this tweet” is a line I’m adopting into my vocabulary posthaste

[godsperm]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[manyfandomfollower]

“Just like Warrior Cats!”

“Abby! This is the Lord!”

[triforce-princess]

[minecrussy]

im gonna LOSE IT imagine you have a whole ass sword and some geometric fuck pats your ass and obliterates you

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Buenos dias link

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[chibikittens]

That’s the most “meow” meow I’ve ever heard

[takineko]

SHE’S SO MAD THAT WATER IS WET

[yourtypicallesbianman]

[theocseason4]

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

dir. martin scorcese

[palkiapng]

[nightblightowl]

This isn’t a fight, that’s a lighthearted conversation Also they’re both correct