Myrtle-mystic

She/her lesbian LGBTQ 🏳️‍🌈 Free tarot, Oracle card readings, and palm readings DM with inquiries

[newtonpermetersquare]

Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

[squided]

how did I never once think to use tape fuck

[rubykgrant]

one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets my dad used in his shop to pick-up missing little metal bits, and I held them really tightly in the palm of my hand, went up to this one kid who legit said things like “I think black cats are bad, they should be drowned” and drew crosses on the notebooks of kids if she found out they didn’t go to church, I told her “Hey. I’m a witch. If you don’t stop trying to hurt animals and picking on kids, I’ll use my magic to throw you into the sky”, and when she dared to doubt my powers I told her that I had two “rocks” in my hand that I could send across the playground, then I opened my hand the the magnets shot off in two different directions (we were over in a spot that was empty, so no other kids were around, nobody got hurt), one of them stuck to a drainpipe and the other stuck to a fence. This kid SCREAMED, and ran to the office, and I guess had her mom pick her up from school, and then she wasn’t there for a couple of days, finally her mom called my house and claimed I had “traumatized her daughter by performing a terrifying magic trick”, and when my parents asked what I did I just said “I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She’s not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either”. eventually this kid came back to school and always made a point to come up to me and say “Hey, my mom told me not to talk to you!”, and would just be like “Good job, you already screwed that up”

[iliveinmyblanket]

Holy shit

[left-reminders]

[brunhiddensmusings]

and massive, MASSIVE, corporate subsidies on industries already making heinous profits

[hogtown-salt]

[irobot-youjane-deactivated20220]

Maybe there's a reason for this??

[mystic-myrtle]

If you’re racist, sexist, and homophobic people don’t like you.

Shocking.

[thiccxseas]

No offense summer, but 🖤🎃🍂🕷🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🔪👣⚰️💀🖤🕷🎃🍂🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀🖤🎃🎃🎃🖤🕷🕸⚰️🦇👁🖤💀🕸🌙🍂⚰️⚰️⚰️🔮🍂🍂🍂🔮🔮🎃🖤🖤🕸💀👁🔪👣💀🖤🍂🎃 🕸💀👁🔪💀🖤🍂🎃🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀⚰️🖤🕷🖤🕸🔮🕸🌙🦇🕷🎃👣💀🍂🖤💀🕷🕷🌙🌙🎃🍂👣🍂🕸🌙👁🎃🎃🦇🎃💀🔮🕷🌙

[baph-omet]

full offense summer, you sweaty bitch

[jedthewolfdog]

i don’t know how anyone can hear a 14 year old girl say “my own mother thought i was a monster. she was right of course” and not think ‘that is an incredibly hurt child’

[bauliya]

these t a g s

[mysharona1987]

[bizarrolord-deactivated20241123]

If your partner feels threatened when you want alone time: RUN.

[theechrysalisamidst]

welp

[rashemibabe]

thats creepy

[thank-you-for-the-vampire-money]

This applies to you boys too- if your girlfriend won’t let you hang out with your friends, RUN

[snakebitcat]

No matter what gender you or your partner are, if they refuse to let you spend any time with your friends that’s a big sign of danger.

[theangrypomeranian]

GUESS WHAT MY EX BELIEVED 🙃🙃🙃

[sophies-sideshow-deactivated201]

Last time I reblogged this I lost ten followers, someone I liked blocked me, and I got hate mail in my inbox for several days.  Let’s see what happens this time.

[simonalkenmayer]

Abuse begins with insecurity

[colt-kun]

My ex wouldn’t even accept a ride from my friend who offered to drive us home in the pouring Orlando rain and instead forced us to walk 12 minutes in the rain, soaking my only pair of work shoes and giving me a cold. FUCKING RED FLAGS

[official-lucifers-child]

Me: doot doot doot doot *reblogs this* doot doot doot *reblogs this again* doot-

[imdeadinsidey]

*helps rebloging* am I doing good?

[teawiththegods]

I think sometimes people can get too caught up in the aesthetics of magic to the point where it’s not quite practical? Like does smoke cleansing not make your room feel clean and cleansed? Then try something else! Maybe a diffuser with essential oils or using a bell, there’s so much to choose from. I LOVE my air purifier as an easy way to cleanse, or just physically cleaning my room! It’s all about what makes you feel the best.

I def agree with that. I personally use bells, simple sprays or just good ol regular cleaning as a way to cleanse bc I have an asthmatic cat in a small studio apartment so I can’t really use essential oils or smoke cleansing. Moo Kitty always comes before aesthetics!!!

I do also think there’s a general lack of knowledge on how witchcraft works and the many ways to be a witch and perform magic but that’s a conversation for another time!

[okayysophia]

Saw this on Essence Magazine’s Snapchat and thought it would be helpful💕

[tumblunni]

Yeah seriously, sex education never told me any of this in school. Little me was panicked seeing the dark coloured bits and i had no clue that’s just the normal colour blood goes when its clotted or dried.

[cakesandfail]

Quick correction to the ‘pink’ box:

Pink is really normal to see at the beginning and end of your period, when your flow is lightest, especially if you’re not experiencing anything else that’s unusual for you.

Another thing not mentioned here: clots are normal too! They’re just old blood and tissue. You don’t need to be concerned about them unless your flow is super heavy or the clots are very big (usually the example given is ‘bigger than a quarter’ or ‘bigger than a 10p’ in the US and UK respectively).

[probablyjustamagpie]

^^^^

If you get clots bigger than a quarter, definitely go to the doctor, or at least call. Something could be very wrong

[alamusprime]

One last game between old friends…

[king-bumi-for-president]

Katara has the most shit-eating grin on her face and I am living for it

[charlesoberonn]

Zuko: And finally, allow me to introduce the Avatar, Aang.

Aang: Ambassador Aang.

Zuko: Ambassador of what? You’re the only member of your nation.

Aang: And whose great-grandpa’s fault is that?

Zuko: Touche, ambassador.

Aang: I changed my mind now I’m King Aang.

Zuko: What.

Aang: King of the Air Nomad.

Zuko: That doesn’t even make any- whatever. Let’s just proceed with the meeting.

[ardent-38]

Vice President Aang

[salytierra]

Zuko: Wait, who’s the president then?

Aang: *lifts baby Tenzin*

[marauders4evr]

Aang: Don’t forget Lord Momo of the Momo Dynasty.

Zuko: I am not calling him that.

Aang: You’re disrespecting his dynasty, Zuko.

Zuko: Since when does he have a dynasty?

Aang: Well, most of it is gone, now.

Zuko:

Aang: Because of your great grandfather.

Zuko through gritted teeth: Your Momoness.

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

This is the best thing ever

[8bitrevolver]

This was meant to be a quick warm up, but it turned into a comic that I’ve wanted to draw for a while. This is something that is extremely important to me, and I appreciate it if you read it.

A while ago, I heard a story that broke my heart. A family went a cat shelter to adopt. The daughter fell in love with a 3-legged cat. The father straight up said “absolutely not”. Because he was missing a leg. That cat was that close to having a family that loved him, but the missing leg held him back. Why?!

Many people have the initial instinct of “nope” when they see an imperfect animal. I get it, but less-adoptable does NOT mean less loveable. 9 out of 10 people will choose a kitten over an adult cat. And those 10% that would get an adult cat often overlook “different” animals.

All I want people to do is be open to the idea of having a “different” pet in their lives. Choose the pet that you fall in love with, but at least give all of them a fair shot at winning your heart.

Don’t dismiss them, they deserve a loving home just as much as any other cat. They still purr, they still love a warm lap, they still play, they still love you. Trust me, next time you are in the market for a new kitty, just go over to that one cat that’s missing an eye and see what he’s all about!

[kedreeva]

Let me tell to you a thing.

This is Lenore. I first saw her in a little cage at the Petco I frequent (I used to take my parents’ dog in for puppy play time), and she looked like the grouchiest, old, crotchety cat in the world, and I fell instantly in love. She was cranky, she was anti-social, hanging out at the back of her cage. Her fur was matted because she wouldn’t let the groomers near her.

She was perfect.

But I didn’t have a place for her. I wasn’t living in my own space yet, and where I was, I wasn’t allowed cats. So I pressed my face to the bars of her cage and I promised that if no one had adopted her by the time I’d bought a house, I would come back for her.

I visited her every week for over six months while I looked for a house. At one point, they had to just shave her entire rear-end because the mats of fur were so bad. They told me she clawed the heck outta the groomer that did it, screamed the entire time, and spent the next two days growling at anyone that came near the cage.

A couple of weeks later, I closed on my house. I went back and I got an employee, and I said: “That one. I need that cat.”

They got the paperwork and the lady who ran the rescue that was bringing the cats in told me that Lenore (at the time, Lila) was 8 years old, had been owned by an elderly lady who had died, and brought in to a different rescue, who’d had her for six months on top of the time I’d been seeing her at Petco.

This kitty had been living in a 3x3’ cube for over a YEAR because she was older and “less adoptable.”

I signed the paperwork, put her in a cat carrier, and drove her to my new home. I had pretty much nothing; a bed, an old couch, a couple of bookcases, and a tank of mice I called “Cat TV”. I let her out of the carrier and onto my bed, and I told her “I told you I would come back for you when I had a place. It’s not much, but it’s yours too now.”

Lenore spent the next three days straight purring non-stop. She followed me around the house purring. Sat next to me purring. Slept next to me purring. Leaning into every touch, purring, purring, always purring. She still purrs if you so much as think about petting her. She’s amazing, and I love her.

So, you know, if you’re thinking about adopting, and you see a beast that others consider “less adoptable,” think about Lenore.

[throughthegait]

Dangit I’m crying

[sevenseasoffreedom]

Crying, too! I don’t care if this is off-topic; it’s too important not to share.

[pokemonadvice]

As a humane society volunteer I cannot scroll past this. Please, adopt our older animals!

[drdrunkpigeon-phd]

I’m not crying I’m just allergic to love

[the-floral-skeleton]

This goes for dogs, too! Adopt adult dogs, adopt older dogs, adopt “broken dogs”! The last three dogs my family owned were all sweethearts, and they’ve definitely improved our lives. Plus, adult dogs are usually already trained, which saves you time and effort

[official-lucifers-child]

okay so my cat bob

he is the most himbo, dumb cat i have ever encountered

we were looking at the kittens and on our way out we passed by the adult cats and i spotted bob in his cage and immediately when he saw us he slammed his entire body against the bars of his cage and started purring so loudly the woman at the reception desk came in wondering what was going on

he is the sweetest, dumbest, loudest cat i have ever me and we all love him to death. he’s big and fluffy and soft and drags socks around and covers his food bowl with gloves and then complains when he can’t get to his food

get an adult cat. just do it. get seven. get the crotchety old blind cat and the giant dumb maine coon and the three-legged one and know that you got some damn good cats

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

Here, I'm going to attempt to explain the differences between various sea monsters

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

This is Cthulhu, a creation of the terrifying mind of H. P. Lovecraft. It has the body of a man, the wings of a dragon, and an octopus for a face

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

This is the Leviathan. He goes by Levi. Levi here is serpentine, not squid like. The Kraken and the Leviathan are fundamentally different creatures

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

This is the Kraken. A very large squid like creature with a ravenous hunger of any ships that pass near it. He has a best friend named Noah. @thehugwizard

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

This is Charybdis. She's from Greek mythology. She wants to eat you, your ship, your entire crew, and everything else.

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

This is her sister Scylla. She's got like, a hundred different heads, and tentacles. 0/10 would date

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

This is a siren. They lure you in by singing about your deepest desire. Whether it be sex, knowledge, ice cream, high speed WiFi, or what have you.

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

This is the Flying Dutchman. A phantom ship that is said to be able to pass between the land of the living and the land of the dead.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

the biggest lie in economics is that capitalism is a system of "voluntarism" because people are choosing what to buy or wear to work, when in reality under capitalism "voluntary" decisions are bought and sold. a person working in a nike sweatshop may have chosen to work there, but if they were in a more stable financial situation, they would not. the capitalist class purposefully and logically chooses people with the least freedom to employ because no one would entirely voluntarily put their life at risk for a billion dollar corporation leaving scraps in return for their labor. that brings us to your motive for working under capitalism: starvation and suffering. without money you can die sooner, be stuck dealing with abuse, and generally live miserably. is "work or starve" voluntary? by definition, no, but it all depends on what you personally see as freedom. some people think freedom and voluntarism is the existence of private property. these words are drenched in semantics--never accept them as a definition of a political system.

and now here's a picture of my cat:

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

feel like more people are reblogging just for the cat

[assdevourer]

ya’ll support nonbinary people right up until they use any label other than “nonbinary” or any pronouns other than “they/them” lol

[assdevourer]

xe/xem fae/fem etc pronouns and xenogenders are not a threat or an insult to anybody, i promise.

[jaspertheshark]

see also: nb people are allowed to use she/her and he/him and theyre all still nonbinary and not hurting anyone

[myfairynuffstuff]

Saara Tikka (b.1942) - The Star Counter II. 1979. Gouache.

[raavenb2619]

[ID: Gru’s 5 panel plan meme. Gru gives a presentation. The first slide says “I start reading about queer identities”. The second slide says “I do more research”. The third and fourth slides say “I’m confused and start to question my identity”. Gru looks disappointedly at the fourth panel. The fifth slide says “I remember it’s okay to question and be confused”, and Gru is very excited about it. End ID]