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Southern Black-backed Jackal | Eugene Tulleken

damazcuz

Day 1 of fucking that old man.

damazcuz

Good lird he crumbled to dust.

captain-cargoshorts

Fortunately, a solution!

1. Get some water

2. Mix him into a paste

3. Form him back into shape

4. Let him dry or perhaps cook him

5. Fuck him again

damazcuz

☝️Don't let an old man crumbling to dust stop you. FUCK HIM AGAIN.

In celebration of the start of winter, and the longest night of the year, we invite all Jon x Arya fans to the 2026 #JonryaSolstice.

On Tumblr and Twitter we will be collecting fanart, edits, meta, and more, and on AO3 fics may be published to the collection Jonrya Solstice 2026. Listed prompts are only a general guideline—please interpret them as broadly and creatively as you please!

Generative AI content is strictly prohibited.

Art by @biereport

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On the northwest Belgian coast, there is a little known tradition: shrimp fishing on horseback. The activity consists of what its name describes: fishing shrimp on a horse. In the 15th century, shrimp fishing on horseback was still practised on the North Sea coasts in France, the Netherlands and even the South of England. This activity represented an extra revenue needed for the household. Nowadays there is only one place in which it is still ongoing: Oostduinkerke, a sub-municipality of the municipality of Koksijde.

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Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

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e me a mail

fortooate

make the attachment a pic of a snail

jumpingjacktrash

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

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then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

laurasinele

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

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take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

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nope. funkytown again

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come on

errorschacha

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.