Mysti's Asylum

Cats, Coffee, Drarry, Kylo Ren, World of Warcraft and Art; Oh my!

[mystikittie]

Hey Tumblr - I’m currently in the running for Miss Jetset 2018! You can vote daily at the link below :)

https://www.jetsetmag.com/model-search/2018/emily-spaulding

[wave-on-seashell]

Stunning gardens

[greenhouse-nurse]

Im crying this is so beautiful

[jhameia]

i’m in this fandom

[almostdefinitelydying]

Yes, I would like to subscribe to living here pls.

[advicefromsurvivors]

There’s something intensely unhealthy going on when parents discourage age-appropriate independence. A 13 year old should probably be allowed to go see a film with their friends most of the time. A 16 year old should probably be allowed to drive/ride a bus/bike to a friend’s house most of the time. An 18 year old should probably be allowed to travel overnight with their friends most of the time. A 20+ year old should be allowed to come and go as they please, with some common-sense “Let’s talk this ‘move to Finland’ plan of your over before you follow through on it” exceptions.

Parents should want their children to enjoy going out and doing things on their own and with their friends. They should be delighted that their child wants to have a life of their own. A rich, fulfilling life outside the home and distinct from parents and family is important, and parents should want their child to have that.

[ujtumblinev]

Best 300 Cosplay ever, in the London Tube

[nuggsmum]

@inkededucatednnerdy

[inkededucatednnerdy]

Omg yassssss

[prplprincez-deactivated20200803]

Omg

[weloveshortvideos]

[wwinterweb]

The Best Cat Tweets of 2016 (see 23 more)

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x

[cakebatterinmydreams]

[fuck-customers]

Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: “I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite” in a really bitchy, entitled voice.

The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like “the fuck is wrong with you”

In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned.

Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.

[jhenne-bean]

“Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned”

[freshest-tittymilk]

@fleamont can you verify?

[movednowbye-deactivated20221103]

Yeah this is correct. Lemonade is sprite. Clear fizzy liquid type thing. Solo is closer to what American lemonade is but we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade anyway so she was never going to get what she wanted lmao.

[freshest-tittymilk]

Y'ALL AIN’T GOT LEMONADE?!?!??

madness…

[kingjaffejoffer]

“we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade“

[thetallblacknerd]

That entire continent exists on a different realm of existence

[blasianxbri]

What the… Lmao

[yosoyleche]

Why is it called lemonade then? 🤔

[fiontan]

@casualswfan What is wrong with you guys?

[seascrapes]

IT IS THE SAME DAMN THING. You Yankees and your fifty brands of the same :P

[fiontan]

LEMONADE AND SPRITE ARE NOTHING ALIKE

[verdytai]

Things heating up in the drink fandom

[fairytalesandimaginings]

I’m pretty sure the same is true in the UK at least was in 2010 except Sprite didn’t seem to be a common brand so I’d ask for Sprite get blank looks eventually figured out to ask for lemonade 

[questions-within-questions]

Sprite is a recognised brand here, but it’s not omnipresent, it is also considered a brand of lemonade.

[larena]

This is fucked up.

[tparadox]

Sprite: lemon-lime soda (pop/carbonated beverage). Lemonade: lemons, water, and sugar. Still.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

LEMONADE IS NOT CARBONATED WHATT HEFUCC CK ARE YOU ALL DOIGN

[taiey]

Living? Sensibly?

Also on what planet does Sprite have lime in it.

[romansnow]

Sprite, the lemon-lime flavored carbonated beverage, is made on Earth.

Earth is the third planet from the Sun, the densest planet in the Solar System, the largest of the Solar System’s four terrestrial planets, and the only astronomical object known to harbor Sprite.

The people of Earth are known as “Earthlings” or “Spriteloids” interchangeably (although not to each other).

[elsandifer]

At least in the UK, if you order lemonade you’ll sometimes get Sprite, but if it’s proper it’s a lemon soda akin to the Italian gassosa - less sweet than Sprite.

[froborr]

Oh shit, I’ve had gassosa, it’s AMAZING.

[elexuscal]

I just want to say that the whole ‘lemonade and Sprite are interchangeable’ is pretty common throughout Asia as well, in my experience

[kingkilling-and-stormlight]

@bre-e-e-e what madness is this?!?!?!?!

[bre-e-e-e-deactivated20170219]

@kingkilling-and-stormlight so… what you are all saying is. Lemonade is … not fizzy… in America?

[lierdumoa]

You guys have orange juice at least, right? Grapefruit juice? In the US, Lemonade is a juice, like orange juice, but made with lemons instead of oranges. You can buy “fresh squeezed lemonade” at many restaurants and fast food venues. Typically it’s diluted a bit with sugar water, so the sour flavor of the raw lemon juice isn’t so overpowering. 

In the south, it’s very common for people buy whole lemons and make their own lemonade at home using a citrus juicer.

[monanotlisa]

In Germany, you’d ask for “Limonade” and yeah, you may get a Sprite or a Fanta; it’ll always be a fizzy nonalcoholic drink and usually come in lemon, lime, orange flavor. Only in healthfood or hipster establishments would it ever be an actual juice drink.

[minim-calibre]

As a fan of homemade rosewater lemonade, I am twitching at the thought of sickly sweet carbonated beverages that taste like they were invented by someone who may have been in the same room as a citrus fruit once but can’t remember what it actually tastes like being called lemonade.

[orcasocks-blog]

Wtf did y'all think beyonce was talking about????

[scuttleboat]

oh wow I hadn’t even considered that. Like millions of people worldwide hearing the album title but not understanding what lemonade means even on the most superficial level.

[maramcgregor]

This is so epically disturbing. Lemonade is such an integral part of spring and summertime. I just … this breaks my brain and my heart. The cultural references too. Just, all the American shows that reference lemonade and people in other countries are thinking Sprite? There’s a reason kids do freshly squeezed lemonade stands. You can’t buy it like that from a store. And there’s nothing quite like screwing it up and getting the sugar ratio wrong. And parents grinning through the too sour or too sweet mess and praising your efforts. Lemonade Is a Thing.

[fastphoridae]

Wait does that mean Aussies make Shandies with sprite?????

[pandor-pandorkful]

Does this mean a significant portion of the global population don’t know what to do when life hands you lemons?

[fozmeadows]

Yes, Australians make Shandies with our carbonated soft drink lemonade, though if you’re using it as a mixer, you’re less likely to be using Sprite and more likely to be using Schweppes, which looks like this:

Like. We absolutely have a concept of flat, juice-based lemonade, but as an earlier commenter said, it’s a niche hipster speciality rather than the default, and even then, it’s still going to be premade rather than fresh. 

[jeremiagoeswoah]

OH GOD THAT’S WHY AMERICAN CHILDREN CAN MAKE IT AND SELL IT SO EASILY. I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW KIDS COULD MAKE A CARBONATED DRINK AT HOME.

[witchaj]

WHAT THE FUCK

[crepsley]

Romania has squeezed lemon juice, water, and sugar lemonade too. I was really confused when I came to the UK and their lemonade was fizzy.

[minim-calibre]

Thank you, Romania!

[mamawardentotherescue]

So American lemonade is basically…lemon tea. Cold (obviously) and can be sweetened. Wtf.

[mystikittie]

I’m studying abroad in Scotland right now and even here lemonade = sprite. I was super confused the first time I asked for lemonade here, or buy a lemonade drink, because it is in fact fizzy.

[leselfov]

Mirkwood, The Woodland Realm. The Throne and The Palace of Thranduil   

The Hobbit: the Desolation of Smaug concept art  

[therealmcgee]

Kylo training / figure drawing practice ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

[huffpostqueervoices]

A gay man who happens to look eerily similar to anti-LGBT extremist and Vice President-elect Mike Pence is putting his looks to good use ― by wandering the streets of NYC in short shorts and collecting money to benefit important organizations.

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

HELL YEAH!

[vyrenrolar]

I love him

[swimmingferret]

He should just kill Mike Pence and replace him, like what happened to the original Avril Lavigne.

[jeusus]

One dick, many AUs Some of you requested the Ren version of yesterday’s Hux post :3 In order: Canon Ren, Undercover Boss Ren, Senator Amidala, Gladiator Ren, Sun and Stars Ren, Emperor and Knight Ren, CWU Ren. I love so many AUs, and wish I had the time to draw for more of them. I want to see them all fight because I have no idea who would win.

[catsbeaversandducks]

[hxxxm]

A KYLUX ANTHOLOGY?

Don't you think an anthology dedicated solely to the evil co-commanders (and their relationship) of the Resurgent-class start destroyer Finalizer would be awesome? Me too! So please help me out and fill this form. ♥

so i briefly discussed with the wonderful @littleststarfighter about the possibility of putting together a kylux anthology​ and, well, it took me a while to get things started but here is the first step towards it! please fill out the form and help me spread the word! (´▽`ʃƪ)

[claricechiarasorcha]

INSERT SCREAMING EMOJI HERE

[adamndriver1]

(x)

He really has got the most extraordinary smile. Obviously an evil force to be reckoned with. 

[reylooo]

Adam Driver in Interview Magazine 2016 x