TJs 'Eat the Rich' club

she/her, lesbian/queer // occassional writer of fanfic and poems // apparently I also draw now // nerd with way too many interests but also with a lack of determination // occasionally funny // NO COMMISSIONS // https://archiveofourown.org/users/nachdenklich/works

[nachdenklich-tj]

Let me introduce you to the ladies I adore:

Regina Mills, Narcissa Black, the 'Devil in Prada' wearing Dior.

Lena Luthor, Caroline Dawson.

And Kate Lethbridge-Stewart is also awesome.

SheGo, Asami and River Song -

They never ever did a single thing wrong.

Just badass women not giving a fuck.

Well, except to their girlfriends. But that's a different talk.

Be gay and do crime. The world is not nice.

Sway, slay and conquer. That's my advice.

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[yorickalas]

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[absedarian]

Day 12 of Berena Drabble July

Prompt: Suspect

They’re trying to be naughty (again) but …

Makes a slight reference to an earlier drabble but you don’t have to read that

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“It’s a little suspect when both of us disappear,” Serena hisses even as she follows Bernie willingly.

“Possibly … so we have to be quick.” Bernie opens the door to the room Dom’s shown her weeks before. “After you, love.”

Serena enters the room, a tiny thrill of anticipation running through her body despite everything, a warm tingle settling in her lower belly.

Bernie pulls Serena into her arms. “I haven’t kissed you in far too long.”

Serena moans into the kiss. “At least four ho—“

Suddenly, their pagers start bleeping simultaneously and they both groan for an entirely different reason.

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Read on AO3

[winged-void]

isn't it fucked up that milfic means military fiction and not "possessing the traits of a milf"

[penny-anna]

what the hell is going on

[penny-anna]

i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.

[penny-anna]

Please god it would be so funny

[penny-anna]

there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.

[penny-anna]

for people out of the loop:

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.

[butterflyslinky]

So what happens if Count Binface actually wins? Does he join Parliament? Does he have to take the bin off his face?

[penny-anna]

I've seen some people saying he would have to give up his title but it would seem that is no longer the case as of 1999; so, no, he can keep his ceremonial bin if he wishes.

Important to note also that Count Binface is the alter ego of comedian & political satirist Jon Harvey who seems to be an intelligent individual with reasonable politics. As I said no real downside.

[penny-anna]

The no hats rule clearly does not apply to him. He is not wearing a hat. It's a bin.

[ssjandtechno]

My favourite part of this so far is that, owing to the BBC's charter of neutrality, they have to interview Count Binface and his representatives (he has none) on equal terms to Farage. So he has appeared on a very serious, very straight laced British News Show.

The two 'earthlings' in this video, Justin Webb and Nick Robinson, are known for being impeccably well read and well researched, for giving politicians really harsh, uncomprimising interviews, for reporting unflinchingly on massacres of civillians in Gaza, Sudan, and Iran, for speaking truth to power. And today they interviewed Count Binface. There are two possible outcomes here: 1) Farage wins and his investigation by the commons standards comission gets immediately reopened (and there's a motion in parliament at the moment to continue the investigation while Farage isn't an MP, and of course he didn't turn up to argue his point), and we're back where we started, or 2) Farage loses to a fecking bin. And I'm honestly not sure which is funnier

[maureen2musings]

A little corner of paradise

loeildeos

[turtlelady9]

[kakoitobread]

Alright, you already know about Alcina Dimitrescu. But I have one more obsession...

Btw, I love reading your comments! Feel free to write something here

[les-fleur]

Katharine Hepburn in her driveway (by. JohnBryson, 1985)

[infertilityidol]

[infertilityidol]

[poisonightshade]

i don't know if i like this sketch, but it's basically what ACTUALLY happened in the show.

in the final scene of episode 5x05, dark swan and regina fight over emma being manipulative towards their son, but as emma's true love is regina, she can't resist and kisses her. and THEN she's no longer the dark one and they go marry and have some more magical children.

or something like that happened, anyway...

[damnamour]

THE NON-ACTOR (2025) ― starring Maya Hawke & Victoria Pedretti

[queerliblib]

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

[meeliesaysno]

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

[ksfoxwald]

The library says thank you for boosting our circulation stats and the book will still be here later if you want it another time <3

[idiot-haul]

Why is it referred to as coming out of the closet? 

[idiot-haul]

It could be coming out of anything. What wasted potential.

[idiot-haul]

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just guys

[kingohats]

#if you want the pedantic answer bc I’ve actually researched this for my thesis#there doesn’t seem to be a for sure agreed upon origin of the phrase BUUUUUT#it seems to be a combo of two earlier phrases ‘coming out’ and ‘skeletons in the closet’#coming out started to be used by gay men in 1920s new york bc a “coming out” was the 1st time a debutante would debut into the dating scene#so gay men would have their “coming out” when they first went onto the gay dating scene#a skeleton in your closet is a shameful/dirty secret that would often only be revealed once a person died#for a lot of queer people their queerness was something they literally took to the grave#so being ‘in the closet’ meant you were the skeleton in your closet#I couldn’t find an exact confirmation of when the phrases began to be combined but it seems to be around early 1970s gay liberation movemen#at the time a popular protest chant was ‘out of the closet and into the streets’#which I think also helped to popularize the term#I’m putting all this in the tags bc I realize this is a silly post that is meant as a joke and I didn’t wanna ruin the punchline#but I also wanted to provide an answer for those who were curious