Little by little, I'm getting somewhere

Have fun. Okay so the tag system is a mess but if you look for something specific you're most likely gonna find it.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you

[catchymemes]

[exxos-von-steamboldt]

[delicatefury]

I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

And there are so many articles and videos and discussions. Like, the scientific community is buzzing about this.

So much research will have to be redone because the data was absolutely compromised, off by orders of magnitude, by using standard lab gloves.

The world is probably not horrifically contaminated by microplastics. Sterile laboratories, however, are contaminated by latex and nitrile gloves.

Thank God someone bothered to check.

[kiralamouse]

Since I hate having to do my own searches to verify stuff, here’s a Science Daily link and the journal article it cites for any similarly lazy-but-conscientious people after me. (And the University of Michigan press release, for what it’s worth.)

[grrwoof-woof]

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

[aliferousmetal]

[snaret]

OP of this collection got deleted but the other one i reblogged made me remember this so i must spread the word

marathon durandal ass images

[snaret]

OP of this collection got deleted but the other one i reblogged made me remember this so i must spread the word

marathon durandal ass images

[tsuchikokusha]

[edgebug]

contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork

[edgebug]

calvin's dad pulling up to the house and seeing the whole driveway covered in a (completed) snowman recreation of the entire terracotta army and he takes a deep breath and greets calvin's mom with "i see calvin remembered his methylphenidate today"

[abigailspinach]

[vehder]

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

[anarqueeen]

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

[borealiszero]

Hate it when ai is funnier than me

[escuerzoresucitado]

[distantwave]

[pinketine]

There are actual tears in my eyes rn can you believe people are this stupid and walk among us all the time

[low-polly]

haven't you heard? it's punk to be a cog in the foreigner murdering machine now

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I somehow discovered a niche tumblr microcommunity centered about actual irl cannibalism. Not murder (although that was partially accepted too), just the act of eating people. The main point of discourse was not, in fact, the moral implications of such a thing, but people chastising eachother for trying to force cannibalism on people who weren’t interested.

[taken-aurally]

[flippedroundagain]

Absolutely cackling over the banjo subreddit

[clowndykeonabarbiebike]

The fact I had no fucking clue which euphemisms were about sex and which ones were about playing banjo

[flippedroundagain]

Absolutely cackling over the banjo subreddit

[clowndykeonabarbiebike]

The fact I had no fucking clue which euphemisms were about sex and which ones were about playing banjo

[volturialice]

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