I Was There When It Was Written

The OG Hoot Owl @Ladyairplane @Narniamoondust on The Dancing Lawn Now a semi gay furry

[sacred-portal]

[roaldamundsen]

baking with my mama

[spookacola]

Baking with my mama 🍞🥖🥐

[gilraina]

Tumblr in 2019: Do not ship the two popes from The Two Popes!!

Tumblr in 2025: It's okay to ship the cardinals from Conclave, but absolutely do not let that inspire you to become catholic

[onlytiktoks]

[shinyhappygoth]

Time to FROLIC!

[bobomcfoe-art]

Videos i like so much i painted them

[torridturncoat]

[castratedvader]

[mug-of-beans]

“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

[aqueerkettleofish]

Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has

[wizard-archivist-official]

The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it's compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection.

The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes.

Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear.

[charlesoberonn]

You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king's sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb.

You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.

[nitewrighter]

Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

[treecitysessions]

[treecitysessions]

[meme-lord-santa]

[doe-eyed-des-deactivated2023082]

[thememedaddy]

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[anchovy]

Fag strong together. Don’t forget.

[anchovy]

[asdfghnbvfdwertyt65rewerfg-deac]

i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

[sandersstudies]

I haven’t reblogged something related to Warrior cats since like 2012 but this is fucking hilarious

[foolhearteyes]

Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”

[primarining]

hmm. my most trusted vizier isn't wearing his normal muted beige and blue advisor robes today. the new robe is sick, don't get me wrong, but it's kind of a gnarly red and black combo? and there's this new, almost malicious glint to his eyes. yeah, no the eye bags were always there. part of why I hired him, it's kinda hot. no I don't see him wearing any new amulets or weird jewelry. I thought I did hear him muttering ominously but I couldn't make out what it was he was saying. should I be concerned?

[chrisdornerfanclub]

I genuinely feel the working and oppressed masses are engaging in truly revolutionary behavior in the United States as of late. We are at the precipice of having the power to institute and enforce revolutionary doctrine. That’s why the police response to student protesters has been so brutal and swift, they’re afraid of the potential of greater unrest over US-Israel foreign policy. We need to strike against genocide.

[nashvillethotchicken]

The drake Kendrick beef trending on tumblr is like finding out an isolated village in the middle of Siberia with no internet or television access knows who Michael Jackson is

[writerofscratch]

It's cynically ironic how trans people are on the one hand expected to trace their transness back to their childhood in order to be taken seriously, while we're on the other hand repeatedly told that children are supposedly "too young" to think about such matters.

[imagine-jim-bones-and-spock]

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HAPPY MAY THE FOURTH, YOU GUYS!!

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post (December 20th, 2015)