♆ Daughter of Hermes♆

I'm Natalie. 20, Socal. Top of the line comedic trash.

[internet]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Being on Tumblr is like being on a website

[rabdoidal]

[inthelifeofa]

[death-by-lulz]

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

“Do what you must, for I have already won.”

[stupidpetface]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

fucking GET you

[daygaunt]

[georgiansuggestion]

stitch a pocket large enough for several books, a spindle, spare slippers, a loaf of bread, and your dignity

[aeon-shaping-lie-deactivated201]

Good sir I only own four of those things

[georgiansuggestion]

You may, if desired, replace Whatever you lack with More Bread.

[trashboat]

cant have a spindle and dignity at the same time

spindle = dignity

[catchymemes]

[onceuponatmi]

Holy SHIT.

THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO SIT THERE SHOULD BE THE ARTIST AND THEN IT SHOULD GO BE IN A MUSEUM.

Hand made crafts should be worshipped for the art they are.

[antique-scarecrow]

i respect this SOOOOO much more than any iron sword throne chair

[callmebliss]

This one involves way more stabbing

[frederick-the-ii]

*RARE* John Denver & Johnny Cash - Take Me Home Country Roads

Found this while going through my granddad’s VHS tapes and couldn’t find it anywhere online, so here it is.

[nunyabizni]

Every time I’m lucky enough to have this hit my dash I listen to it, and every time I get chills all the way through.

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

superb

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

I’m so at peace rn

[astraldemise]

[saturniidae-served-cold]

[relentless-soul]

[ajtheslayer]

What kind of American fuckery is this?!?!?

[arctic-hands]

I’m pretty sure this violates about five different gun safety rules and about a hundred common sense rules.

So yes, it’s American

[skypig357]

No. All gun safety rules were followed

[triggeredmedia]

This is the best kinda safely done american fuckery.

[therevenantrising-deactivated20]

Treat all gun as if they are loaded.  Check.

Never point a gun at anything you are not willing to destroy.  Check.

Finger off the trigger until you are ready to fire.  Check.

Be aware of your target and what is beyond it.  Check.

We’re good here.

[secretpotatoninja]

Is there only 4 rules ?

4 RULES

4 fucking rules….

[kasaron]

There are four rules because that’s how many you need, in this case.

Honestly you only actually need 1 rule.

Don’t point a firearm at anything you don’t want a permanent hole in.

If you follow that rule 100% of the time, no matter what happens you will likely never have an accident.

[andantegrazioso-deactivated2018]

[also-starring]

[setheverman]

why do you need so many??

[better-positive-memes]

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]

Fuck it. Some good news hit me TWICE this week. I’m not risking it

[relelvance]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[art-woonz]

Illustrator and Comic Artist Gabriel Picolo 

For more view website: artwoonz.com

[cxndaquil]

Everytime i see posts from this artist I see new pictures and honestly I’m so happy they enjoy playing with the TT I hope they know how much joy it brings me to see the titans after all these years this person is, in a certain way, giving me the closure DC never gave me

[artisticsoulscollector]

[poetic-sanctum-deactivated20190]

poetic-sanctum | ⚜ Benjamin Matthew Victor

[dementedgnomicwizard]

oh good

[askaniritual]

[furblee]

[erohoney-deactivated20191218]

[suncrayon]

[narwhalsarefalling]

[houston-i-have-problems]

[michaelburnnham]

[angry-beibers]

[niftyanswersorryiasked]

[izzzzzzieeeeeeeee]

[holesmovingcastle]

[wigpisser]

[c0ffeekitten]

[lahiah]

[wizardnuke]

[fake-bnha]

wow i love cards against humanity

[mudpuddling-moved]