Diary of a Dead Man

So, I hear this Tumblr is a thing. Guess I'll post some stuff for people to see.

[kitsiinabox]

This is super nitpicky but is the Pokemon company super cowardly about Pokemon height and weight? There aren't a lot of Poke above 6' and considering a full grown horse can be over 1700 lbs some Pokes seem to be made of styrofoam. As I said, nitpicky, but am I wrong?

I think it’s less being wrong and not understanding the design goals of Pokemon!

Pokemon is made for and aimed at kids- so I would wager they focus on designing creatures that will appeal to kids, even when it comes to size and weight!

Besides, the size and weight of pokemon is usually played with fast and loose between the mediums and even the games, it’s more a suggestion than a golden law.

[necrojoker]

The pokedex is unscientifically filled in by 11 year olds who don't carry tape measures or scales. Just sayin'.

[deeplifequotes]

“Getting your shit together requires a level of honesty you can’t even imagine. There’s nothing easy about realizing you’re the one that’s been holding you back this whole time.”

— Jayde

[cwote]

Don’t compare your chapter 1 to someone else chapter 20. You’re doing great right where you are :)

[necrojoker]

This is a paraphrase of something I've been saying for years. This is the best kind of advice.

[kikissh]

There She Is!! | First Step

There She Is!! | Cake Dance

There She Is!! |  Doki&Nabi

There She Is!! |  Paradise

There She Is!! |  Imagine

If you haven’t seen the There She Is!! series—you have no idea what you are missing.

I saw the very first There She Is!! when I was very, very little. Internet was still new and my brother and I watched it together when we were allowed thirty minutes of internet time each. Years later, in middle school, I rediscovered it—only to find that there were now three episodes, and the fourth was very near to releasing. It was the cutest thing ever!

Until the Fourth Step came out and shattered my heart. ((HEH…))

This series of short films is extremely inspiring and touching, and even though I haven’t watched this is Alasvaster knows how long, I find myself humming their tunes quite often. And now that I’m older, I can see a much, much deeper meaning to all this.

It’s not just a cute story about a rabbit and a cat. It’s the human condition, and what we can do to right the wrongs.

((Easter Egg: Click the cloud on the Third Step after the video loads!! Alternate opening!))

SamBakZa.net

[necrojoker]

I too, have seen "There She Is!!" quite some time ago. Now I HAVE to watch it again. This really is a heartwarming mini series that I highly encourage everyone to watch. The best part is that it requires no spoken words.

[madiesunny]

This popped up as an ad on my instagram feed, and I’m so glad it did

[just-some-random01]

If I display symptoms of my depression, please don’t be afraid to talk to me about it.

[claudia-campbell]

Reblogging because this is important. I’m -always- around if anyone needs to talk.

[necrojoker]

A great message.

[gahdamnpunk]

HELL TO THE YES I would

[gahdamnpunk]

update:

[gahdamnpunk]

another update lol

[necrojoker]

Get dem reblogs. DJ Ravioli is mah boi!

[kitsiinabox]

So my dog gets a walk any time the weather isn’t below freezing, windy as hell or snowing.

He got a good long walk today, came home, and began pouting because I didn’t immediately give him a biscuit.

[straytank]

[chiptuens-deactivated20170324]

Why use a printer? When you can use an ink cannon?

[silverdyneconnoisseur-deactivat]

What. The. Fuck.

[jumpingjacktrash]

#this is so fantastically unnecessary

[bead-bead-deactivated20190901]

This is like….steampunk levels of excessively dramatic engineering and I love it.

[bunjywunjy]

I need a very brave volunteer to stand in front of this in a white jacket

[drgaellon]

@copperbadge

[copperbadge]

YES I VOLUNTEER.

I will bring my own goggles. 

[superkat500]

… but why?

[necrojoker]

This was a demonstration about processing power done by the Mythbusters. Look it up.

[elfdyke]

[necrojoker]

You saying albinos don’t count as diverse?

[carneguisada]

her skin looks way to peachy to be albino. and if she was why isn’t that a big part of her story

[necrojoker]

Perhaps she's wearing makeup like with her obvious lipstick. And why would her being albino be a big part of her story? No other character's skin tone has anything to do with their story. It's almost like diverse skin tones have been normalized in the future.

As for your tags allow me this one nitpick: you do not use dye to lighten your hair. That said there are albino people that look like her. Though some have argued that albino people have a blonde tint to their hair that is caused by the oils in your hair and can be neutralized with a bluing agent. Ask any elderly person with silver hair. There are albino people with eyes as red as hers, but it's rare. Most albino people have pink or greyish colored eyes, but if one were going to make a stylized character one would want to exaggerate some features in order to convey the character's condition.

It's just my opinion, but I feel confident in saying that Ashe is albino. I'd like to hear what the Overwatch team has to say about it, but until then I'm just going on what I know.

P.S. For those who say Sombra has purple eyes I have to say she's been HEAVILY augmented with cybernetics and she probably isn't just wearing contacts.

[elfdyke]

[necrojoker]

You saying albinos don't count as diverse?

[cosu-teeth]

[satanicblowjobs]

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

[alpha-blu]

I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.

[kiwianaroha]

“So what can we learn from this study? On the data side, we see that everything is proceeding as planned. Nobody’s paying $50 for a burger at McDonald’s, or $16 for a can of tuna at Safeway. Employers wish their profits were higher, and workers are glad they got a raise, but they wish they made more money. Three years after Seattle started down the road to $15, everything is as it should be. Those apocalyptic claims of destruction and business closures haven’t been proven true. One thing the study didn’t explain was why the sky didn’t fall as promised. Why weren’t workers laid off in droves, or replaced with robots? Why didn’t prices skyrocket? Why does Seattle have more restaurants now than at any point in its history? It’s because those workers who saw a raise now have more money to spend in the city around them. Those restaurant workers are eating in more restaurants. They’re buying more groceries. They’re buying more clothes and cars. That increased consumer demand is creating jobs, and more than paying for the increased minimum wage. The $15 minimum wage established a positive feedback loop that created growth in Seattle by including more people in the economy. In other words, it worked exactly as intended.”

— Seattle’s $15 Minimum Wage Experiment Is a Success (via allthecanadianpolitics)

[kamikaze-kumquat]

I’m gonna leave this right here.

[willowofthehearth]

When you give consumers money, they spend it. When you give old, rich, white men money, they hoard it.

[cherryseltzer]

i just got a super predatory debt collection letter. it was for a $113 debt from citizens bank, who i had an account with when i was 16 (20 years ago). the letter appeared to be an offer to cancel the debt if i paid them $22.75. HOWEVER, the actual wording is, “The amount of the debt is $113.77 and we will accept $22.75.” so, no MENTION of canceling the debt, but the implication is there because many collectors of current debt offer to settle for a percentage. at the bottom of the letter, it says: “Because of the age of your debt, we cannot sue you for it and we cannot report to any credit reporting agency. In many circumstances, you can renew the debt and start the time period for the filing of a lawsuit against you if you take specific actions such as making payments on the debt or making a written promise to pay.” basically… i don’t owe this money anymore, the debt is so old they can’t legally sue me for it OR put it on my credit report, BUT if i take their generous offer of paying them $22.75… they can sue me for the full amount because making a payment makes the debt current. no thanks, jefferson capital systems llc.

[feetlips]

always, always read the entire letter! it is so important because of semantic awfulness like this! 

[necrojoker]

Something very similar happened to me, but for a credit card and in phone call form. I asked them to send me an itemized list of everything purchased with the debt to prove that it is my debt. Debt collectors buy debt in bulk and try to get you to pay the debts that other people won't pay by increasing the amount they're asking for.

So what the person on the phone said was that there is a statute of limits on the debt and if I make a payment they won't renew the statute. My reply was as follows: "Statutes of Limits do not renew, but by making a payment that would mean that I accept this debt as my own which I do not. You have been unable to prove that this d e.g. t is mine so I think we're done here." And I hung up.

[healthysexual-deactivated201907]

Nope. Here’s three reasons why:

STIs like HIV, chlamydia, and gonorrhea are all passed through body fluids. Those include pre-cum, vaginal fluids, and rectal fluids (as well as cum and blood)

Other STIs like syphilis and herpes are passed through skin-to-skin contact with an active infection

And since pre-cum can contain sperm, pulling out doesn’t prevent pregnancy either

So you can pull out, but STIs can still stick around for you and your partner.

[necrojoker]

I'm curious why this is done in such a propagandist manor.

"Does pulling out work?" How very vague. The answer given is for a very specific and indeed different question. Allow me to clarify.

The "Pull out" method is not at all effective for preventing ting the spread of STIs as stated here. However your chances of contracting various illnesses vary drastically. Also in the case of Herpes if you include both varieties of Herpes then as much as 98% of all people in the planet have Herpes and the very vast majority don't even know it, because the symptoms are so mild that they are practically unnoticeable. Educate yourself and get tested.

Your best bet to prevent the spread of STIs is to avoid sexual contact and use a condom when you engage in such contact.

As for pregnancy the "Pull out" method has been shown to be 94% reliable in couples that have been together for 10 years. It is important to note that this percentage would be higher if not for improper practice of this method.

Proper practice is the responsibility of the male and is as follows.

● Clean your genitals thoroughly with warm water and soap before sexual contact. ● Pull out prior to the feeling of being about to cum. ● Do not ejaculate on or around the vagina. ● Do not touch on, in or around the vaginal area with anything that may be contaminated with semen. ● Clean your genitals thoroughly with warm water and soap after sexual contact

By following the proper procedure the pull out method can be as reliable as condoms.

Side note: according to Planned Parenthood perfect use of condoms in every sexual encounter yields a 98% reliability in preventing pregnancy. In reality most people don't use a condom every time which equates to around 82% reliability.

[crankee]

Here’s my Coraline inspired Halloween look. 🕷🕸🗝 @sixpenceee

[fk-boi]

That’s actually really cool

[necrojoker]

No. Just no.

[gravegolds]

Reaper + Pumpkin Skin + Emotes

[necrojoker]

Got them. Love them. Amazing.