neeki breeki

dumb giraffe boy

[patchoulism]

[bathroomcube]

[bathroomcube]

[young-replica]

[emilem]

[sephiramy]

me messaging a casual acquaintance: hello, how are you?

me messaging a best friend w/zero lead-in:

[jame7t]

Would you cum if a beast bit you?

🤨

[jame7t]

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

“fish fear me” I went to the lake and none of them knew you.

[cottoncandyrhythmqueen]

[50-shades-of-cloaca]

[cottoncandyrhythmqueen]

You come to my post and try to out-perform me.

[typhlonectes]

[modogoblin]

[memorycycle]

you will never be a real woman

then explain THIS

[memorycycle]

what

whatthe fuck

[wizardgender]

autism.website

[boxheadpaint]

"ccute baby bunny compilation" "cutest rabbit videos!" "cute bunny so sweet every video" NO. i want FUNNY rabbit. i want rabbit STUPID compilatiom. I want every video of a rabbit thumping over some inane thing . i want a compilation of ever rabbit thats ever jumped in a trash bin. show me the goddamn animal

[boxheadpaint]

[smartichoked]

boogeyman looks like a muppet in this

[boxheadpaint]

BOOGEYMAN?

[campyvillain]

Hey, buddy. Down here. You can control my gay ass using WASD (or arrrow keys).

[slow-fawn]

[weaselle]

i am so goddamn high rn  i just legit pressed the wasd keys to see if mister kind of a big deal here would do a gay little dance for me or something

[teathattast]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[unclefather]

me: okay, now what does the word “duck” start with?

my daughter with full confidence: 

[unclefather]

me: 

[radroller]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[normal-horoscopes]

[creepycrag]

[oceanflowerrs]