A Houseplant With Complex Emotions

Elisa/ She/Her/ Finland I used to talk a lot in the tags, but nowadays, if I reblog something, just assume it was fun for me to experience.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I literally CANNOT read the words "supine" or "prone" in anything without thinking about that post that's like "supine is when you lay on your s(u)pine and prone is when you lay on your pronis"

[thoughtcascades]

not to be dramatic but i need a nap, a hug, 20k in cash, and to disappear for 3 months

[neonombreidiot]

Look how much flowers you got, Granny ❤️ I hope it makes you happy where ever you are.

[baredwolf]

Take what you need and pass it on:

A hug

A smile

A joke that makes you belly laugh

A snack

A butterfly in the sunshine

A grilled cheese cut diagonal and a forehead kiss

An encouragement: “You’ve got this!”

A nap

A high five

Voting ended onSep 19, 2025

[habbadax]

Took a wrong turn somewhere

[orcboxer]

i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch

[cardiac-ossification]

[the-punforgiven]

[spacey-daydreams]

[existentialterror]

[neonombreidiot]

As a Finn, I am _embarassed_ to have Erika Vikman representing Finland in Eurovision. Mind you, it's not her looks, she can wear anything she wants and she looks fine. It's not the topic of the song, I'm more than fine with sexual themes and the song is pretty catchy. But she. Can't. Sing. It sounds horrible and when she's put next to the likes of Latvia? Embarassing.

[neonombreidiot]

On our way home from the countryside. Our summer tires don't make as much noise on the asphalt as the winter set, the radio is playing our joint playlist and L's singing softly along. The sky is cloudy and it's pleasantly cool. It's a perfect moment ☺️

[nyctibiius]

she has been pickled for her crimes

[guooey]

[sandmanalone]

The spirit of Mouse compelled me:

[cannibalcaprine]

nasty faggotses........

WHYY IS HOMOPHOBIC SMEAGOL IN MY INBOX

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[moondvncer]

sylus girls how are we doing

[memeclassheroes]

[teeth--king]

( <= green bean

[saxhleel]

( <= chili pepper

[transmortifried]

. <= blueberry

[soundtestmenu]

=3 <= broccoli

[nonfungibletoken]

● <= orange

[woodrider]

. <= pea

[toebeens]

• <= plum

[dragongirlteeth]

<3< <= strawberry

[translesbianorchestra]

<==}< <= carrot

[shiba-boyfriend]

~<O{ <= beetroot

[tittytoreador]

°o8~ <= grapes

[halftoning-deactivated20240224]

Ó <= apple

[nynaeve-almeara]

88- <= raspberry

[shrike-dyke]

c'ɔ <= bell pepper

[thekaylahub-deactivated20231205]

cc’ɔɔ <= pumpkin

[isa-ah]

-8 <= cherries

[loverlighted]

☆{ } <= pineapple

[trapny]

¶\__________ <= garden hose (to water all the plants)

[wizardshark]

alright everyone good work gardening today. Let's all head inside and get some lemonade now

[o3tofu]

His week day

[4gifs]

[setscarylazerstomaximumcaptain-]

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around

I’m weeping

[yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva]

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

[lightsareout]

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?

[witchsyren]

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

[thedoctor-and-his-trolls]

WHY IS IT BACK

[organicorc]

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious

[mortimermcmirestinks]

hey does everyone remember the fucking harlem shake. this was goddamn inescapable in 2013

[neonombreidiot]

I had an amazing idea for a nail set for an upcoming con. Then my middle finger's nail bended, the pain still hasn't stopped, and now all I want to do is cut these fucking things off. Tbh I've been struggling to keep this length (been fantasizing ripping them off for weeks) just for this design but I can't be arsed anymore. It's difficult to do anything, especially writing on my phone and gaming. I'm done, taking a break from nails alltogether.

[xylophonetangerine]