Nephila

This is my fucked up and evil 18+ blog We fuckin bugs and robots here, adults only. Nephi/Soup (24) She/Her Hottest spider girl wherever they have spiders.

[nephi-soup]

It's me, your new favourite spider.

Extremely hot, strong, smart, exceptional pilot, tactical genius, talented artist, absolutely psycho. Better than you in every way, probably.

@spid3rs0up is my main, but I'll be keeping my thirst traps and weirder thoughts here. Expect weird bug sex, cannibalism, blood, mechsplo and violence here. But no nudity, I don't do that. That does mean this is strictly an 18+ blog.

But follow my main too for more soup in your timeline! Everyone loves soup. You will love me.

[nephi-soup]

Maybe the spider cannot be trusted with a cool knife. I ran out of bandaids...

[sludgetoxicmilkshake]

Hey Handlers so it’s Cave Johnson here. We’re trying to make miniaturised portals work on basically any surface and so to test them we just gave a portal gun to one of the hounds. She apparently stole an engineer’s boots and used the portal to rut against her own foot. Huh. Well that’s what we here at Aperture Defence Industries call science!

[nephi-soup]

For the hounds that volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is that test is cancelled. The good news is we have a much better test for you! Fucking an army of mantis-girls. You'll know when the test starts.

[nephi-soup]

Just ordered a really pretty knife so I can try out this whole "penetrative sex" thing.

I'm pretty keen.

[ashenmind]

absolutely nothing wrong with flirting with many of your friends but if you seem to flirt with all of them I start to wonder what happens to those who aren’t interested

[ashenmind]

or those you don’t find attractive

[ashenmind]

and like, I can never ever know which of the people and groups that didn’t seem to match my energy did so due to the above, or whether it was due to one of a thousands of other reasons

it’s not something I can ever explicitly point out to someone, even with the best, most constructive intentions.

I can only humbly request people think about how they treat people who aren’t romantically or sexually on the table, and how that plays out in the communities they are apart of.

[nephi-soup]

You gotta be able to talk to people you're not fucking. You gotta be able to socialize platonicly. Play games, watch movies, talk about dinosaurs!!!! People are missing out on learning cool shit about dinosaurs because the dinosaur person is taken or asexual or not their type or whatever! You gotta be able to go to an event without hooking up in the middle of it. PLEASE. Take time to get to know people first even. And not just for the other people in your life. Like I'm a bit biassed probably, I've been hurt by alotta people that turns out were only friends to be horny. But I've watched people like this lose everything. Girls that complain about being lonely but cannot bring themselves to talk to anyone they're not fucking. Then their old friends feel used and start to hate them. It causes so many breakups. It gets you un-invited to stuff. I've been so scared to be like them that I get intrusive thoughts with that kinda mindset. It makes people paranoid. It hurts people so much. And yes, you can fuck your friends, it's fun, I do it sometimes. This doesn't mean "never fucking flirt with me." It's more like, "Don't try and be my friend if you're not gonna be my friend if I rebuff you." If you go to every event, meetup, hangout with the mindset of "I hope I make some friends so I can have sex with them" you'll end up with nothing. You'll probably end up having less sex too.

[nephi-soup]

I actually fucking love when women go "Yes ma'am O7." I just had to go through a slight personality shift/character growth due to hardships and I started getting loads of "Yes ma'am"'s I fucking love being the new me. I feel so handler-pilled.

[dragongirlbunny]

reblog to bite your mutuals

[missagpmuttpuppy]

If they can't handle me at my combat stim overdrived overstimulated mechpilot they don't deserve me at my relaxed loyal obidient dog woman.

[nephi-soup]

Roomate has moved out!!! I don't have to wear pants tonight yaaaaayyyy!!!!

[ashenthorns]

it's kind of insane that in the years since AC6, there hasn't been a Fem!Walter voice mod. Like basically an entire genre of erotica spawned from the idea that it'd be really hot if Handler Walter was a domineering lesbian and no one's gone through t he effort to make it a reality. please, i need this

[nephi-soup]

That voice was our guardian angel in the 2025 2nd ravager invasion of earth in Earth Defence Force 4.1: The Shadow of New Despair. You weren't there tho, you wouldn't get it. I've decided they're the same character. We're old war buddies and he remembers me. I still owe him for saving my ass when I was cut off from air support. He was also wiseman in ace combat 7. I am his favourite cross-franchise mute killing machine. I could not bring myself to replace him. Even tho I like girls.

[telestictroublemaker]

not a pilot not a handler but a secret third thing (scrawny repair technician that gets pulled into the cockpit and stumbles out flushed and covered in bites.)

[nephi-soup]

Stuff that techs body into your mech. Blood and guts perfect material for fixing broken leg servos. Nothing bad ever happen to pilot who kill techie and stuff in mech. Mech work perfect after body stuffed inside. Hardly even hear bones snap and flesh squish when mech walk. Put tech into mech. Forge a resignation letter. Noone will know. They made fun of me your mech remember. Which isn't haunted.

[telestictroublemaker]

no, no you gotta look at the big picture here. a competent logistics specialist of any sort is almost impossible to come across. they're always either total slackers or so good they get transferred to a different base and then blown up or something. thus, the techie's valuable. keep them alive in the cockpit and brass will have to try sending in some grunts to pull them out whenever something needs fixed. crunch on the grunts, spare the (totally unrelated...) tech, and repeat the process to get as many fleshy bits as you could ever want!

[nephi-soup]

I don't think you understand how much more tempting it is to stuff you into a mechs maintenance hatch now.

[telestictroublemaker]

not a pilot not a handler but a secret third thing (scrawny repair technician that gets pulled into the cockpit and stumbles out flushed and covered in bites.)

[nephi-soup]

Stuff that techs body into your mech. Blood and guts perfect material for fixing broken leg servos. Nothing bad ever happen to pilot who kill techie and stuff in mech. Mech work perfect after body stuffed inside. Hardly even hear bones snap and flesh squish when mech walk. Put tech into mech. Forge a resignation letter. Noone will know. They made fun of me your mech remember. Which isn't haunted.

[nephi-soup]

Considering going full mechsplo with this blog. The community seems fun, they've been nice to me so far.

Handler nephi sounds neat..

I've been reading the girlframe rulebook and it seems pretty neat.

I've been kinda hovering around the mechsplo community for a bit now, tossing up if it's my thing or not.

Could be good to try some creative writing.

[nephi-soup]

The natural end point of touch starvation is a more literal kind of starvation. A hug won't be enough anymore, I need to eat someone. Not an innuendo, I wanna feel blood in my mouth and flesh on my teeth. That's physically the closest you can ever be to someone, so it would fix me.

I'm so hungry.

[cutiehypnobabe-deactivated20240]

reblog this post to give the person you reblogged it from bigger breasts

[nephi-soup]

please, I need this.

[hemipenal-system]

primal play where you run is kinda overrated because that creature can run at 40 miles an hour, obviously she’s going to catch you pretty quickly. i think it’s way more interesting to lean into the fearplay aspect and hide somewhere as she tries to use her sense of smell to figure out where you’re hiding so she can drag you out of the tiny little hidey hole in her teeth and eat you out

[nephi-soup]

I've actually got a pretty neat sense of smell, It doesn't work for everyone but I can pick up most peoples scent. Some people have a strong enough scent that I can pick it up on all their things and people they've been close to. I've been able to tell who my roommate had visited based on how they smelt when they got home. Some people taste really different too. So basically, I'd be really good at this.

[pokeballvictimized]

walking around with a tshirt that says I FUCK SPIDERWEBS WHEN THE SPIDERS AREN'T LOOKING and winking smugly at all the goth chicks