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When her friend Boisrobert protested that the talk among a group of men visiting Ninon had become inappropriate for the presence of a lady, she replied that she was too much of a gentleman to mind.

A story of famed intellect and courtesan Ninon de Lenclos (1620-1705), as told in The Book of the Courtesans: A Catalogue of Their Virtues by Susan Griffith

#first post #history #ninon de lenclos #quotes #gender #blog mission statement #gender mission statement

chongoblog

hey just so you know, op of that post you reblogged let the dogs out :/

who?

who?

who?

who?

#mock discourse #music #wait for it #😂

sceptixfakemon

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

sceptixfakemon

im never leaving this hellsite

sceptixfakemon

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

sceptixfakemon

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

#weapons #ooo er #the complete opposite of being happy to see you

humantested-turingapproved

In case anyone is curious, you can put 27 toddler socks on a lazy cat and she won’t move.

mostlycatsmostly

23 ski caps and didn’t budge. 😺

no-lives-matter-that-much-deact

Four remotes a box of floss and a battery.

the-addiction-of-you

Another cat

sadrien-depreste

many oranges

#cats #shenanigans

uncahier

Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings

baggebythesea

"He should have stopped when he was still AHEAD!"

arcadialedger

Absolutely brilliant. No notes.

kyraneko

OK but Statler and Waldorf need to have climbed the tower of the Eye of Sauron and be watching the whole movie from there.

With ear trumpets and opera binoculars on a stick to explain how they can hear and see every bit of dialogue and bit of action.

Sauron himself needs to be ignorant of their presence immediately below him, and they need to call attention regularly to everything the character that's a literal giant eye doesn't notice.

Once the Ring is destroyed and the tower is fallen they need to be clambering out of the rubble and:

"Looks like the Eye of Sauron is closed."

"Looks like the Eye of Sauron was closed for the whole movie!"

And they both laugh.

#lord of the rings #the muppets #crossover #brilliant

an-ruraiocht

genuinely feels like this sums up so many online interactions

(for the record, madeline is a dual citizen who has lived a lot of time in both the US and the UK, she speaks knowledgeably)

an-ruraiocht

also an important addition from the replies

#mock discourse #weather #britain #usa #europe #summer #extreme heat

beardedmrbean

#signage #big mood

keplercryptids

hey, it's okay if the only thing you did for pride was exist. i'm glad & grateful you are in the world. your survival is a celebration.

thepeacefulgarden

#pride #positivity #be kind to yourself

jackdawwhat

how I love Boston

massachusetts-official

Official Post of Massachusetts

#pride #boston #massachusetts #🫡

theshitpostcalligrapher

req'd by @sablefoxx

yes, my good subject?

text: Your Theydyship

#calligraphy #shitpost #pronouns #gender mission statement

automatonwithautonomy

greatest dynamic in the world IS strange, eccentric asshole and their normal and polite friend who on closer inspection is actually worse in deeply weird and unexpected ways

#tropes #characters #me and who

bee-a-ts

the bi/pan alliance and the aro/ace alliance in my city did the funniest possible thing for pride today

#🫡#pride #solidarity #bi/pan #aro/ace

veterinaryshitposting

#veterinary shitposting #veterinary #chocolate #signage #pet care #pet health

universeleads

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

universeleads

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

overwhelmedfernfrond

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid