Lazy-Winter-Days

Hey What's up I'm Shivani I'm 18 years old and from New York. In freshman year at the University at buffalo this year.

[nerdy-as-frick]

so I got hacked, but I changed my passcode so hopefully that fixes it let me know ya’ll

[sirfrogsworth]

[possiblythreefourthspeahen]

I can just see Jake giving Holt a “gag” card with a popup heart for father’s day… Holt doesn’t appear to change expression except for the slightest smile but it cuts to him showing the card to Kevin over dinner and he says, “You should have seen me, Kevin. I was a blubbering mess over a simple card, it was quite unbecoming of me. I intend to put it up on the mantel.”

[dancinbutterfly]

I don’t care if that never happens. It’s canon for me.

[hydrosspyross]

Anyways Haunting of Bly Manor is both a romantic love story and a family found love story and I'm emotionally compromised at the moment

[midvalkyrie]

On the 50th Anniversary of Scooby-Doo let us celebrate the musical group of goddesses known as the Hex Girls (x)

[butchflirt]

[lesbianshepard]

tumblr is bad for a lot of reasons but u gotta admit it’s very fun and sexy that while everywhere else is like “uwu if you wish for harm to come to anyone you get permabanned remember to be civil and respectful” tumblr users are just like “hell yeah i hope he dies choking on his own blood” and there are no repercussions

[aetin-deactivated20230423]

what the fuck is going on

[homiedepot]

You can just do and say anything in any way you want huh?

[cry--twombly]

Gay men have co-opted the Proud Boys hashtag on twitter

So there are a bunch more like this and it’s a big fuck you to the Proud Boys and reminding us what real proud boys (Pride) looks like

At least according to twitter

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

For anyone who was confused, gay men are usurping a platform from white supremacists by filling their tag with images of gay pride.

[systlin]

I was real confused for a second but now I’m delighted. 

[inkskinned]

a sibling relationship is just “i love you beyond my own life but i’ll never say it” plus “i’ll kill you over a stolen shirt don’t even fucking test me” plus “inside jokes and secret language” plus “i literally do not understand the dark recesses of your mind what the fuck are you made from” plus the occasional “oh my god please don’t eat tha - spit it OUT SPIT IT OUT” 

[glowbot]

posts about ADHD have no business being 2k words some of us are unmedicated

[menaceexpress]

the adhd impulse to ramble versus the adhd inability to read big blocks of text..... unstoppable force meets immovable object

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

remember that time the government of hawaii told everyone they had 30 minutes to live before a nuclear apocalypse wiped out the islands and 2 years later no one mentions it bc so many other, weirder things have happened?

[mojoflower]

“But [Tumblr’s] value, of course, is more than just what it isn’t, and what it points away from. Despite all the drama and discourse lurking in its corners, it’s easy to make your own Tumblr life as simple and as happy as you want it to be. There are no algorithmic threats lurking around every corner, no onslaught of promoted posts from politicians or influencers. More than anything else, Tumblr in 2020 is a self-sustaining ecosystem. It’s a semi-sealed and increasingly fertile terrarium, a nigh-impossible perpetual-motion machine of a platform going productively psychotic in its isolation.”

— @areyougonnabe, “The Ever-Mutating Life of Tumblr Dot Com” 

[fox-in-the-library]

Let’s be honest, going productively psychotic in isolation is this year’s mood.

[octoberbastards]

[silver-tongues-blog]

Tumblr is a hellsite but goddammit its our hellsite

[kristina100000]

this one is for retail workers *hits all customers with my honda*

[zeusfuckedmymom]

“Circe?”

“Yes Odysseus?”

“Where’s my crew?”

[flavoracle]

One of the things I like about memes is that they give me a good sense of when the different required reading assignments come around these days.

Oh, is it Odyssey meme season already? Must be February I guess.

[oinkoinkoink5783920]

when guy sits next to me on the bus: im gonna die im gonna die im gonna die when girl sets next to me: she trusts me i feel safe and this is a great day

[rainbow-femme]

When my mom and aunt were younger my aunt was in high school and my mom in middle school. A group of girls were bullying my aunt and one slapped her in the lunch room. The principal met with my grandma and the other mom. He said they weren’t punishing the other girl because he didn’t get involved in “girl problems.” My grandma asked if that meant my aunt could retaliate the next time it happened and he said no then it would be a fight and they’d both get in trouble.

So my grandma turned away from him and to the other mom and said “I have another daughter. She doesn’t go to this school and she’s a star softball player with her own bat. You can tell your daughter to stop bothering mine or you can drive her to the hospital with a shattered jaw. That’s your choice.” And walked out.

Few months later that girl stole a necklace from my aunt. My grandma called the cops and they all drove to her house to get it back. The cop came outside with it and said he told the family my grandma wouldn’t press charges if they gave it back. My grandma took the necklace and said “Then you’re going to have to go in and tell them you lied because I am pressing charges. She’s a thief and I want her treated like one.”

My grandma was a single mom in the 70s with two daughters and she took no shit from men who tried to undermine her and her daughters.

[rainbow-femme]

She also got excommunicated and then re-communicated after bothering the Vatican enough to let her back in

[rainbow-femme]

She doesn’t even like being Catholic and is Episcopalian now. It was more of a “You can’t fire me, I quit!” which is even better, at least to me

[lnnea]

Okay so Norway is like such an odd country cause like listen to this

Norwegians consume 9% of all Pepsi max produced

Norwegians eat the second most tacos in the world, just after Mexico

Norwegians drink the second most coffee in the world, just after USA

Norwegians read the second most comic books in the world, just after japan

There are only 5 million people in Norway

[decepticonsensual]

And apparently they are having an AMAZING time.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i wish the year was 1200 and i was a man so my career could just be “scholar”

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

imagine getting paid to learn shit and then getting exiled from your village for suggesting the earth might not be flat

[lizalot]

broke: The Great British Bake Off has no conflict

woke: while The Great British Bake Off is refreshingly devoid of the usual man vs. man conflict, it is filled with conflict of other varieties, notably man vs. self (the contestants vs. their knowledge of baking) and man vs. nature (the contestants vs. the time limit)

[no-i-am-not-the-lochness-monster]

Man vs. the forces of evil (the contestants vs. Paul Hollywood)