Nerdydeercompute-r

lol

[feelings-from-afar]

I would fall to the ground just so you could reach the sun. And when you burn as splendidly as the sun that tore us apart, I will fall for you again.

[sunnyandpositive]

Photographer reveals the behind-the-scenes of his amazing photos..!!

[wessasaurus-rex]

just goes to show you how that tiny bit of creativity can change a lot

[nerdydeercomputer]

His work is amazing. I follow his instagram account it's wonderful

[shouldnt]

when attractive people say they are ugly

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[disastrousqueer]

i saw too much supernatural stuff so not risking this lmao

[stuffabtstars]

If only if only…

[iamstudyingblr]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs…

[rachel----green]

ok but why be sad when you could think about arthur weasley watching how it’s made

[thedustmylove]

[galaxygirl1138]

I agree that it’s not her job to be liked, but… calling a woman annoying is not an act of misogyny…? If that were the case, I’d be the world’s biggest misogynist. My coworkers are literally all women, as are most of my friends. You think I don’t ever tell them to tone it down or to shut up when they’re being irritating? Yeesh.

[reputationissues-deactivated202]

[bdasswarrior]

There are so many, most have been removed but there is one in particular that will always upset me that it was never completed.

[awkwardfreddy]

Nico at some point probably

[nerdydeercomputer]

Lmao

[just-incorrect-bnha]

Bakugo: I tried to acknowledge his feelings. It wasn’t easy. There were a lot of them.

[Earlier that day]

Kirishima: I’m just so confused— Are you… are you climbing out the window?

Bakugo: [Halfway out the window]

Bakugo: 

Bakugo: No.

[criptochecca]

Gay person: is a piece of shit

Every straight person, sighing in relief: finally! A chance to be violently homophobic without repercussions!!!

[criptochecca]

This happens constantly and not only when gay people turn out to be disgusting piece of shit. It happens when women are bad and everyone thinks then its okay to hope they get raped to death and talk in details about how they want to kill and rape them. When some jewish person is bad and everyone is bringing out antisemitic propaganda. When some black person is bad and everyone thinks that allowed you to be racist. Remember when Caitlyn Jenner spoke against gay marriage and everyone thought that meant people could safely misgender her, just because she was bad? Stop acting like this doesnt happen or just because a person of a minority group turns out to be a piece of shit then people - esp people who are not part of that minority group - can spew specifically violent rethoric and propaganda. And Shut The Fuck Up.

[in-fi-ni-deactivated20181203]

engagement rings ranked by their ability to break someone’s nose

a pretty standard arrangement for engagement rings. a raised stone is better than nothing. 3/10

a lovely, simple, elegant wedding band. a classic anybody would be pleased to get married with. useless in a fight. 0/10

huge. tacky. kinda pretty tho. but look at that raised diamond in the center. you could easily break someone’s tooth with this. 7/10

also huge and tacky. at first glance you’d think the rounded edge might not cause much damage but look at how those rows of diamonds are raised in the second view. you could really rip up someone’s face. 9/10

this one is almost elegant. no sharp edges, but it’s solidly built. you would cause more damage with the ring on than off, which is a solid basis for choosing an engagement ring. 5/10

a lovely design, i enjoy open filigree. however im not sure how said filigree would stand up to the impact of being slammed into someone’s face. 2/10

the twisting design is pretty, but im not entirely sure that socking someone in the jaw wouldnt break off those stones. it looks somewhat reinforced but do you really want to leave the Punching Power of  your engagement ring up to chance? i wouldnt. two raised stones tho. 6/10, pending experimentation

HAHAHAHA holy shit. thats Five raised stones, with reinforced prongs, for maximum damage at any angle. i highly recommend this ring both for its sapphire centerpiece and its capacity for causing pain. 10/10

there’s not even a stone, its just gold which aint exactly the hardest metal in the world. just fucking stay home if you’re not going to take this seriously.

[optimysticals]

*jeweler voice*

That filigree you gave 2/10? much sturdier than the filigree tacky rings… Trust me. Those are super hollow and light on the settings so that they aren’t too heavy or expensive. (and so they don’t roll on your finger)

Also worth noting:

White gold = sturdier than yellow gold (which is why most prongs are in white)

Now, if you want a ring that’ll hold up to socking someone in the nose, may I suggest 10kt white gold (hardest of gold options, sturdier than silver, and more reasonable than platinum)

See how thick all that metal is? It’s not going to cave in on you.

And you can do this with it:

Because nothing says punching a nazi in the nose like a diamond/sapphire/ruby encrusted Captain America ring…

[insanityandimpossiblethings]

read this again but imagine its Peggy Carter picking her engagement ring

[optimysticals]

yes. good.

[nerdydeercomputer]

Basically what I found at the end of my search results for anime merch and I love it ahsgdgsf

[nerdydeercomputer]

When the fairy tail boys get jealous/protective

Nalu

Lucy: *talking to random dude*

You really liked my book??? That's awesome!!! Oh, could you give me a minute? I need another drink

*walks away*

Random dude:*blushes*

O-okay

Natsu:* walks upto random dude* *Lights his hands on fire*

Hey

*Punches him in the face*

Didn't anybody ever tell you that playing with fire is dangerous?

Gruvia

Juvia:*laughing with lyon*

Gray:* walks upto them *

*Puts his foot on lyon's face*

Oops! looks like i stepped on crap. Man! i just bought this shoe!!!!

Oh well, at least i didnt touch it myself

Lyon:*pushes grays foot off*

You wanna go ice princess???

Gray: sure thing, Elsa

* battle of the ice queens begins* Juvia: KYAAAAAAA GRAY SAMA

Jerza

Erza: *Talking to a guy* Jellal:*looking at them with dark eyes*

Erza:* walks away with an irrated look*

Random guy: *looks at jellal*

What do you think youre looking at? I'm taking the hot chick Jellal:*teleports in front of him* Fuck you

Random: you cant talk to me like that im a prince-

Jellal: oh im sorry.Fuck you, your highness

*Uses meteor on him*

Gale

levy:*talking to the librarian trying to figure out where her favorite series is*

Librarian:

*perverted smile*

Levy:*frowns*

Librarian:

*Looks at gajeel with a dark aura behind levy *

*gulps*

g-go to a-ailse 3

Levy: thanks!!!

Gajeel: *looks at him with a glare* That's what i thought

____________________________________

Tell me if you guys would like to see another scenario

I had fun writing this!!!!

[shitthehousessay]

Slytherin: Y'all motherfuckers don’t know about my KNIFE SHOES.

Ravenclaw: Ice skates?

Slytherin: Blocked.

[nerdydeercomputer]

I thought they were ice peelers

[nerdydeercomputer]

Imagine your otp

A: *walking through the door*

*sees B stuffing a pillow under their shirt, in front of their belly*

The fuck?? a-are you p-pregna-

B: OH HEY!!! I was just seeing how many pillows I can stuff in here!!!

*15 minutes later*

C: *comes walking in *

*I got your text what's the matt-*

*Sees A and B stuffing pillows under B's shirt*

C: what even? Why does B look like a cloud???

A: you tell me

B: grab a pillow quick!!!!

*excruciating pillow stuffing session begins*

[nerdydeercomputer]

There is no escape

My friends:* talking about their ideal type *

Friend1: I like a nice loving guy who'll take care of me

Friend2: nope a bad boy's the best

*both of them looking at me*

What's your type?

Me, an intellectual: ANIME

[nerdydeercomputer]

My otp

Normal otps

*get into an argument*

*Make up after much angst*

My otp

*Gets into an argument*

*Cue sexual tension*

*Sudden silence for 2 seconds*

*Intense make out session*