Neoteric Wilds

Introject-heavy plural system.

[nero-ranger]

Something Something Pinned Post

we are a bodily adult plural collective! we are always happy to interact with people but can be kinda awkward lmao.

i just wanted to make this to make things a little more accessible, I might make it more coherent later who knows

headmate tags; #host #host r #host c #nero - nero from hit video game devil may cry #wilson - doctor wilson from the medical malpractice yaoi show #penny - she/her, sonic kin #carlos - from descendants 1 #ellen - from ihnmaims #anti #fishbur - a mermaid named wilbur who likes Sebastian solace #lennon #gordon - either gordon freeman or gordon feetman. they refuse to get their own tags. #jeff - jeff the killing me #b3n - ben drowned (has a typing thngie) #gaz - from cod reebots #soap - ditto #hannie #jeffrey - emh jeff #roach - roach #jenny - from doctor who :) #peter - mcu peter parker (mainly from those avengers tower fics) #daisuke - from mouthwashing #sam - from death stranding

headmate sideblogs; @dukethomasdayshift @flowers-never-talk @ultrasilent-suaveolens @logan-howlettx @blade-of-ravengard @works-of-yesterday @jennysspace @unsuspecting-film-students @cant-address-me

@arrow-2-the-head @samwilsam

[blackshvck]

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

[mikilavellan]

And no one is even doing it with me

[bialkii]

*sighs sadly* doing it with me…

[mchi22]

picmix i made that someone voted 1 star on

[medievaljournalist]

every bad thing in the entire world is due to the dark sorcerer if we just kill the dark sorcerer i bet everything will be amazing something amazing will happen

[anemonequeen-moved]

artfight teams this year

[sistema-jerimum]

this year

[mersinia]

Does he have a die one? I feel like tragedy is more of a die.

[egg-ify]

i’m projecting my periods cramps onto them

happy pride month!! we are sharing in the pain

[daisanfar]

𝘎𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦, 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧-𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨

(This Succession scene)

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[hauntedwhiskers]

Pondering my orbs.

[tormentum-ab-intra]

help

[kaijuno]

This is what it’s like living in Michigan

[the-new-mandalor]

It’s a Monty Python skit.

[flyingwerecats]

Guy: *Singing* I’m doing some fishing…

Officer: *Emerges from the water with a grunt* You there, Sir!! I certainly hope you’ve got a fishing license!

Guy: *Panicking* Wha, no, I don’t!

Officer: Oh no?

Guy: *Screaming*

Officer: I’ll have you beheaded!!

[starrspice]

i will never not reblog this

[camerapits]

Shout out to my man Terry for doing this for real.

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[bismuthfool]

Simon's stretch marks

Grace will never stop talking

[idgabuck]

As someone with stretch marks in their biceps, thighs and stomach, this made me feel better so thank you op.

[taumoebros]

petrova mates —

[targetedknowledge]

[meow-moment]

DOCTOR COOMER has taken a YAHOO SPONSORSHIP and changed his name to DOCTOR YAHOOMER

[faerytale-wings]

Husband called me into the bedroom to show me the tag on our mattress cover, he was very proud.

“This seems like something tumblr will like! It’ll get you all the notes…ReTumbls? It’ll get you all the ReTumbls.”

[faerytale-wings]

It’s important you all know he has this opened on his second monitor, delightedly refreshing it every few minutes to read the notes.

[radwolf76]

[faerytale-wings]

I don’t even need to update him, he’s still reading the tags.

He also took the opportunity on our monthly discord call last night to proudly inform his mom and sister of his recent tumblr fame.

He perhaps did not consider that he might have to explain “top or bottom queen” to his mom.

[feldfrog]

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

[earhartsease]

would you love us if we were twin gods