These Things.

🥵 hard 🏴‍☠️ piracy 👻 i will bite 🫦 your heart 🧡 --- 29/gay/trans man. previously murkymuckymuzzymarie. --- (description generator: https://perchance.org/botdescript)

[wannabemumma]

“Hey store manager from the hit movie Elf, what is the primary group that celebrates pride month and, more importantly, when does it start?”

[glozirina]

[bass-borot]

[officialmacgyver2-deactivated20]

Some ya’ll who are younger need to google Frank Serpico and read about his time in the NYPD and what the cops did to him and attempted to do to him up until the late 90′s. He literally had to go into hiding in Italy and Switzerland and multiple times people tried to kill him. He only came back to America after the mafia (who hated the NYPD a lot, obviously) said “you’re under our protection.”

[seriously-though-wtf]

Damn, NYPD is so bad, Mafia started protecting good cops

[helila]

Confessions of a Former Bastard Cop

I was a police officer for nearly ten years and I was a bastard. We all were.

[my-2nd-account]

[koala2055]

op you must. you must add the scene where he's leaning on the paper towel holder in the bathroom.

[figmentjedi]

Important new Christmas Lore

[sirwombat]

Let's laugh on mama

(trans rights are human rights)

[ink-the-artist]

Rabbits

Keep reading

[genderkoolaid]

rewatching make a man out of you from mulan & with all due respect for the actual story of mulan itself. this song it REALLY does feel like something made in a lab for horny gay trans guys. like the erotic tension of this is incredible.

ohhhh no ive been forced to dress up like a boy and this hot ripped dude is making me do manual labor and bullying me into being a real man!!! im collasped on the ground and he's standing over me and glaring at me with his glistening muscles!!! and then im so motivated by him that i become the best sexiest strongest coolest man, better than all the cis guys around me,and the hot mean has a sexuality crisis because he has fallen madly in love with me!!!!!!!!! and i get to punch him in the face and he likes it

[genderkoolaid]

[kingwildex-deactivated20190919]

I’m at 5 what about you?

[animals-riding-animals]

anteater riding anteater riding anteater

[apollos-boyfriend]

in like 5-8 years when gen alpha starts really making fun of gen z no one is allowed to complain because like 99% of people do nothing but treat those kids like shit

[apollos-boyfriend]

so much of what gen alpha is made fun of (by literal adults!!!) is stuff they absolutely have no control over and is not their fault. they have no control of whether their parents choose to stick an ipad in front of their face day 1 instead of being parents. little girls becoming obsessed with sephora and skincare should not be a reason to make fun of them but a reason to question the beauty industry and its predatory behavior. “brainrot” is intrinsic to every generation. it’s not their fault that schools are increasingly becoming underfunded and kids are becoming more and more left behind by the system. not only are kids gonna be kids but they’re also so insanely vulnerable and unable to do anything about that fact due to being literal children. and it’s so disheartening to see so many things that should be obvious societal issues and causes for concern brushed away or turned into jokes because it’s only affecting children, like they somehow deserve the horrible hand society has dealt them for the very sin of not yet growing up

[pwhl-mybeloved]

help I just discovered ottawa’s waluigi

[isuggestlandback]

Iiiiiiiiiit's First Nations language lesson time!

Both Ottawa and Nottawa are place names that come from Anishnaabemowin, the Anishnaabe language.

Ottawa comes from adaawe, meaning trade. The area around the modern city of Ottawa was a bustling trading place! The Odawa people share the same name, they were known for their extensive trade routes back in the day.

Nottawa is an anglicization of naadawe, which means snake and is also a not so polite word for the Haudenosaunee people. Oops.

Now you know a thing 👍

[rjdaae]

Fun facts with Wishbone

[nevernikolaas]

misread as "A corpse is a very spooky dead boy."

[cassolotl]

Survey time (TV and movies edition)

That poll about Star Trek, Star Wars and shirts has inspired a cunning scheme by me and @averixus. To that end, could everyone please fill in our preliminary pilot survey, which will inform further (currently secret) Tumblr-based research?

Click here to participate

It's open until at least Sunday 1st March 2026 at 12pm noon. If it's still open your response will be counted.

Thank you!

Edit: Spreadsheet of incoming real-time public response information can be found here.

[cassolotl]

25 responses so far, and 54 fandoms are represented.

I do wonder if people are just entering their favourite fandoms, or if they were really thinking about how trustworthy a fandom shirt would make a person feel to them based on the fandom's vibes etc?

Anyway I know it's a challenging question but if you all could please have about 10,000 responses for me to wake up to tomorrow morning (it's just past midnight here) I'd appreciate it. Sharing with people off Tumblr as well as reblogging is also very helpful.

Thank you, everyone. <3 I am looking forward to announcing the top secret plan, it should be fun and educational and very loosely scientific, I hope??

Edit: It turns out I have exactly 2,400 followers, so if all of you fill it in and then send it to 3 people outside of Tumblr that would result in 10,000 responses, or thereabout. Thanks folks, no pressure. 👍💚

[medusadyke]

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

[medusadyke]

"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

[hylianengineer]

I'm afraid they'll become scientists and data that lives depend on will turn out to be wrong - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become engineers and sign off on bridge designs that collapse - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become medical professionals who don't know what they're doing - and people will die.

The assumption that academic dishonesty is okay is rooted in the idea that what you're learning to do doesn't matter.

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

"The assumption that academic dishonesty is okay is rooted in the idea that what you're learning to do doesn't matter."

[great-and-small]

Hands down my fave thing about hurricane season is when zoos put their birds in the bathroom to protect them from the wind and we get images like this

Photo from St Augustine Alligator Farm

[teaboot]

Those is some weird alligators

[summer-clover]

My attempt at butch jewelry, the crababiner

[transtenzin]

not to be maya on side but please do not call someone or something “mayan” when talking about our people, culture, etc. “mayan” refers to our language family (a language FAMILY, in which there are plenty of unique languages). we are the maya, not the mayans. i am maya, not mayan. it is the indigenous maya community, not the indigenous mayan community. 

[transtenzin]

you can reblog this 😔