Nicros -the- King

Aspiring Pro-Level MTG player, Mid-East Grinder, King of Indestructable Hockey Pucks, Writer, Roleplayer, Dirty Homestuck for life.

[keybladesoras]

I just don’t think men understand how everything is different for us. I can think of a million examples from this week alone.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

saddest part is that none of that feels exaggerated

[afewmarvelousthoughts]

Because it’s not. They really didn’t go overboard with any part of this episode. Even the payout that was offered the victim was, in corporate terms, totally viable. 

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[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

DIRECT ACTION GETS RESULTS

[jewish-dragonair]

these are people who tear children from their parents and cage them. they do not deserve even a little bit of respect. punch them. drive them out of restaurants. make them feel unsafe. make these motherfuckers afraid.

[shubbabang]

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

i hope she’s doing well

[apdeprived]

this is beautiful

[sailorshitpost]

same energy

[tariqah]

Interspecies lesbianism

[onedeadkitty]

It’s cute guys

[rosalui]

nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple

[butchflirt]

Butch/Butch couple

[lumpatronics]

This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. There’s more to it, but that’s the gist.

Whenever zoo’s tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them

So basically what I’m saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne

Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that that’s her gf and doesn’t she look beautiful I love her so much

[millahbun-deactivated20230607]

what was the flowey discount omfg,,

Oh boy so

If you look in the Undertale section of Fangamer, you can order a bundle of cool merch in what is known as the Determination Combo. If you look underneath the merch info on the right, you’ll see this link that says

“Pssst… hey! $54’s a lot of money, huh…?You want a discount?”

So you click on it, and you get to this page with Flowey on it and the options to accept of decline the offer.

If you click ‘no’, it’ll re-direct you to a google search page and in the search bar it has “cartoons for loser babies or whatever” (lmao)

If you click ‘yes’, you get $1 off the Determination Combo

…

Now here’s the fun part of the “Flowey Discount”

If you thought that the discount was dumb like I did, you would get a postcard like this along with an Annoying White Dog pin as extra goodies in the pack:

BUT…if you decided to continue with the discount, you would get a postcard like this along with a Flowey pin instead:

Clever, huh?

[chongoblog]

Holy shit Toby

[dianapforlunch]

Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy are officially the cutest fuckin’ girlfriends to ever exist

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[jvlianbashir]

[demo-ness]

[decrescent-deactivated20201127]

you are free to post Illidan as he as no nipples

[jturn]

me @ staff next week when the porn survives 

[saythefisherman]

It’s like two people who don’t exist are interacting

[oysters-aint-for-me]

this is a video of two people who accidentally find out that they’re both extraterrestrials after they realize they speak the same language unheard anywhere on earth and jimmy fallon realizes what is happening and he tries to put a stop to it because if the government finds out about it they’ll kill all three of them

[goodsprings]

why is this like, the fucking funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life holy fuck

[thecommonchick]

OMG 😂😂

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

[voidfort-deactivated20191111]

you ever think about how it was never stated who created coco from fosters home for imaginary friends and she was just found in a jungle and she can just create anything by laying an egg

i choose to believe she is a god

[voidfort-deactivated20191111]

nvm so i was reading her wiki and 

her body is a plane

she can create anything that a little girl would need to survive

she probably outlived her creator

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

If your apology involves degrading yourself, calling yourself shit or insulting yourself, its not an apology, try again.

[grookeyleaf]

Can someone translate this?

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

Don’t try to guilt people by saying “I’m sorry I fucking suck.” “I’m sorry I’m just the worst and I should die” Because thats not an apology, thats trying to guilt the other person into dropping the subject.