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jett/taurus

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

Why douche when you just pop a tide pod up your ass and become a human washing machine.

[scottandhiskind]

Your posts are literally gonna kill some young, naive twink

[jackmeister]

Men.com scene writers:

[imhungup]

I CAN’T KEEP ON WAITING FOR YOU

I KNOW THAT YOU’RE STILL HESITAAAATIIIING

DON’T CRY FOR MEEEE CAUSE I’LL FIIIIND MY WAAAY

YOUUUU’LL WAKE UUUUP ONE DAAAAAAAAY….

BUT IT’LL BE TOO LATE!!!!!!

[thetrashchronicles]

One time I was hooking up with some guy and he would NOT stop farting, like at all, and he would laugh every time afterwards. Anyways I started acting all dom and he was into it like a typical twink and told him I wanted to tie him up so I did, but I shoved a butt plug in him so he would stop farting and then I left. Left and didn't turn back. Blocked him on everything and haven't talked to him since. Feels good to get this off my chest.

Speechless

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

[enchantedpineseed]

this was the glass jar guy verbatim

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

I'm afraid to ask.. what happened? 😬

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

Are you fucking kidding me

[tawghasa]

Have some more screen caps, courtesy of @aita_reddit

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

[idontevenfreakingknow22]

Fuck this is so disgusting

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

This post is a fucking Pandora's box of awful

[prince-luffy]

Oh my God. This gets worse every time I see it!

[elecktrum]

This is why I live alone. I don’t want to be remembered as a murderer, and I’d kill each and every one of these jerks.

[timemachineyeah]

It’s so interesting to see these men carefully plan and go out of their way to ruin something harmless and fun, like put real effort into it, and then go “it’s just [x]”

Like if it was JUST socks or an app or a blanket or some jars, why did it BOTHER you so much? 

Because it was a symbol of your s/o not being entirely dependent on you, on getting happiness outside of you, of being their own human with their own feelings. And you KNOW that deep down, or else you wouldn’t have gone to such effort to sabotage it.

[thatkindoffeminist]

800 photos on Instagram. Had the profile 10 years. That's like one photo every 4-5 days.

[spookyterf]

men literally think we shouldn't get to be human... they will go to any and every length to make sure our lives revolve around them completely

[tastyhumanburgers]

And gals this is why it's a good principle to not date men 10+ years older than you (not to say it's the women's fault at all)

[theweirdwideweb]

[company]

i'm literally an artist who doesnt create anything. no i can't explain it to you

[kristina100000]

[fallingtowers]

i could write this out as sheet music

[fallingtowers]

like this

[o-kurwa]

[inthefallofasparrow]

XVI. The Tower

[bunnyapocalips]

[gryffon]

every time i see steven universe discourse i think “what if people were this intensely analytical about My Gym Partners a Monkey”

[darthgryffon]

my url is better than yours

[gryffon]

youre my shadow self and i need to kill you

[sandandglass]

[a-melior-ate]

salem was very trully representative of the gays. Like i watched my fair share of lgbt movie but this cat held more of my identity and culture than any gay character on tv

[the-thrill-be-damned-deactivate]

today in “things i’m disproportionately emotional about”:

it’s facial reconstructions of prehistoric humans!!

like, look at this part-homo sapiens, part-neandertal man from well over 30,000 years ago:

doesn’t he just look like a dude you’d wanna hang out with? like he probably washes dishes in the kitchen with you, and has excellent weed

what a charming fellow. what stories he probably has to tell. i’d definitely go shoot the shit with him on Contemplation Rock after i’d finished my day’s work carving a bone flute for the autumn hunting ceremony, or whatever

people have been people ever since people first became people, i tell you what

they all had lives and histories and families and friends and dumb gossip and games they played and total bullshit in which they believed wholeheartedly

they all argued about the nature of the world, and of themselves

they all sang songs

they all drew pictures

they all buried their dead in graves, and they buried their dead in graves well before they did a lot of that other stuff. they buried their dead with flowers, with panther claws, with the bones of animals they’d killed, with the bones of family members who had died at the same time or earlier. they buried their dead with their arms folded across their chests

they fell in love

they took care of their old and their sick and their disabled, even when it cost them

they made new things, and worried about what the new things meant for people everywhere, as a whole

[creekfiend]

Oh I like him he looks like he would appreciate my jokes

[systlin]

This dude would have great stories at a get-together and would bring some really great homemade dip. 

[hungry-hungry-hobbit]

I feel like he really digs Lo-Fi Music

[kaijutegu]

This guy was sculpted by Alfons and Adrie Kennis, and their Neanderthal reconstructions are all delightful. 

I love the kid in the last picture a lot- they look like a kid, just a little kid who’s done some mischief and is trying not to laugh about it.

I also adore their Lucy- they’ve struck a wonderful balance between the falling angel and the rising ape.

And their Turkana boy- there’s something precious and wistful in those eyes. 

But my favorite has got to be their reconstruction of H. floresiensis.

Just look at her. That’s a face of someone who’s lived and seen a lot, but also a face that’s known love and joy and laughter. That’s a face with a soul. 

[smogft]

would you guys like to see the most unique rare and blessed picture i’ve ever taken?

[smogft]

his day now

[hashtagloveloses]

John Mulaney is the only bitch I respect on this earth

[procrastinahman]

listen I think we all know jordan baker from the great gatsby is a lesbian

[macden]

she would know

[skyylinepigeon-deactivated20191]

when ur watching cutthroat kitchen and it cuts to alton for a few seconds looking pensively at a competitor and u reach for the nearest writing utensil because you know hes about to give some random cooking advice

[with-practice]

Niggas think it’s “gay” to listen to female artists. Masculinity is awful.

[onmywaytogettingmyshittogether]

Masculinity, isn’t awful what you described was sexist.

[with-practice]

pillars of masculinity reenforce sexism and homophobia.

[onmywaytogettingmyshittogether]

Agreed, not trying to argue but I wanted to make it clear that masculinity isn’t an awful thing. Some things that are masculine reinforce positive things as well. It’s that way you wrote it is what I disagreed with.

[with-practice]

Masculinty is STILL awful. 

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