sheep detectives is finally out on digital which means i can show you guys one of the funniest movie scenes of the year so far
...I need to watch this movie.
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sheep detectives is finally out on digital which means i can show you guys one of the funniest movie scenes of the year so far
...I need to watch this movie.
Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding
I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT
I don’t know how you got a good grade in being a passenger on an airline but that’s a totally normal thing to achieve and I’m not seething with jealousy at all.
Recently on Unhelpful File Labels in the Archives:
On-Going Project. Folders were empty.
Well Written Articles, 1999. There were no articles in this folder. There were a lot of budget reports though.
Stuff. You are killing me smalls.
Section 569-055 Knowingly burning or exploding. This was just papers shoved between files, I have a lot of questions and zero answers.
Some previous “winners”
Miscellaneous Old Stuff. *long sigh*
Other Idiocy. Honestly, this one was fitting.
(R) Man Claws. I have so many questions. Like, SO many
Keep for historical reasons. Neat.
Unprocessed Internal Provenance. Or how I answer the question “so what brings you to therapy?”
•••Possibilities for 2005••• you can really feel the optimism, which almost makes up for the pile of nonsense
Dogs Against Drugs. Ok McGruff.
The Lawsuit. Because in a series of legal files for an org over 100 years old, I am sure there is only one.
Other Crazy. Not to be confused with “other idiocy” which is already in this thread.
Okay but “Unprocessed Internal Provenance” is legit chilling.
Some gems from when I worked in the entomology department of a museum:
Bonus calendar appointment in my Outlook:
I forgot these bad boys from a natural history museum I worked at.
Losing my mind with metadata cleanup but found my new favorite folder title:
“Scientific Committee on Problems, etc”
✨✨concepts ✨✨
Ah yes, unanswered emails.
Compelling stories (folder empty)
Batman/Superman: World's Finest (2022-) #51 art by Adrián Gutiérrez
rip to the guy who posted his very expensive yixing teapot to r/tea, only for the comments to be not compliments on his taste as he expected, but instead GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY and I SHOULD CALL HER. he then crossposted it to r/gongfutea, which is ordinarily more dignified and self-serious, but was it? was it?? of course not, because this is reddit, and this was the teapot
That amatonormative question when..
To the tumblr user who I just blocked, I hope you at least know (if you're not a bot, which I suspect you might be) that 'can I get your mom's linkedin' is, like, a generational innovation in negging
I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
Not to be all "the children have forgotten the sacred texts!" but I just saw someone refer to a ship between two people who are good friends in canon as a crackship.
Hon. No. Crackship doesn't just mean "not canon". It's difficult to imagine two people who spend significant canon time together as a crackship. Crackship is when you write Galactus getting fucked by Tony the Tiger.
Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.
the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists
we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting
IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly
Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.
CAST NOW
More from that one post
im literally in tears what the fuck
MAD About DC #1 (2026)
written by Rainbow Rowell art by Chip Zdarsky
Superman #36 - "Prime Time" (2026)
written by Joshua Williamson art by Dan Mora & Alejandro Sanchez
thank you ao3 for always delivering what i need alongside insights into strange and beautiful lands of which i have no knowledge
That made me laugh too hard to keep hidden in the tags
There Will Come Soft Rains
Yesterday, I reblogged this post, which is all about the extremely messed up (and well written, and thought provoking, and important for critical thought) stories that I and a lot of others remember reading in school.
It included links to all of them, so I re-read them, or read them for the first time, in a couple of cases. Yep. Still messed up. And important.
But one thing struck me about There Will Come Soft Rains, by Ray Bradbury. (Link included so you don't have to go to the first post to find it.) I remember reading it in school, of course, but back then I didn't notice something that really hit me when I read it yesterday. Well, I did read it in the late 90s, to be fair.
The third paragraph starts with the line "Today is August 4, 2026,"
This story was written in 1950, and I'm sure back then, 2026 felt like an incredibly distant year. And yet, me, reading this story again in 2026, I can only be grateful that the vision Mr. Bradbury had of this year didn't come to pass. Read the story- again, if necessary- and I won't spoil it for you, but it's bleak. (I wish I had an automatic breakfast maker like that described in the story, though.)
But yeah. August 2026 was 76 years in the future when the story was written, and is now just around the corner, but thankfully next year when kids read it in school, they'll be able to say that it's in the past.
Time passes, and time passes and time passes. And yet, life still exists, humans still get up and go to work and live (thankfully).
And we read important and messed up stories because they tell us something about ourselves.
I don't know why this struck me so much, maybe because it is 2026, maybe because I've passed through the location it's set in, but it did. So much so, that I wrote this post about it.
And today is the day this story is set, so I am reblogging this.
I'm sure this is one of those stories that will still be assigned in school, but every student who reads it now will know that it can't happen this way, because it didn't.
And I'm so grateful.
It's still such a bleak story, of a future that never was, and never will be, but go read it. Today of all days is a good day to read it.
Did I get it all?
yeah pretty much
I take one weekend (mostly) off from the internet and nothing makes sense anymore.