Nixahlot

All the things

[wolfsteax]

The hill I will die on.

[raevenlywrites]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!

[greenekangaroo]

You're right and you should say it

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[mrmeriwether]

I don't know that I've ever seen someone make the Aardman Grimace in real life.

Truly a masterclass in harrowingly strained enthusiasm!

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

[mayakern]

can i get a #FatArt in the chat

[mayakern]

oh shit i didn’t realize this post had this many notes that explains a lot lol

[minecraftendermanlover69]

[goweninsane]

Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

[goweninsane]

like this

[tomparkerpetermanspiderholland]

@ask-link-the-hylian-champion

[liquid-geodes]

OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET

[goweninsane]

Say no more

[liquid-geodes]

You are my personal hero I hope you know this

[cacoughphany]

May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:

[liquid-geodes]

Oh my god

Put him in Pompeii

[cacoughphany]

i hope it’s okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately

[cacoughphany]

@grimmtales13 @timetravelingcacti

Your wish is my command

[liquid-geodes]

DOES THE GOOSE HAVE A FUCKIN KNIFE TOO!?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[cacoughphany]

this knife has caused me more suffering than any amount of editing will in my life

[liquid-geodes]

I’m sure Julius Caesar felt the same fucking way about the knife

[cacoughphany]

Too soon-

[liquid-geodes]

ITS BEEN OVER 2000 YEARS (according to google)

[spacingout]

Perfect timing for ides of march

[cacoughphany]

how is this post still alive

[liquid-geodes]

Because we hit the one requirement for tumblr fame: Julius Caesar

You know these fucks go ham for the ides of march

[cacoughphany]

over 2000 (according to google) slutty years later and his fanbase still at it huh

[tikkety-tok]

[famosoentrescalles]

[fancyladssnacks]

nature is healing

[insomniac-arrest]

no offense, but what was the point of that cool older lady character in Spirited Away

except, you know, to make me question my sexuality at 12 during midnight rewatches as I looked at her weirdly pretty mouth and had Questions

[insomniac-arrest]

!!! 

me, falling in love with every woman I see whose purpose is to eat and be pretty:

[rynies]

I’m late to the post but I wanted to add some fun facts! Lin and the other bath women are called yuna and are slug spirits. According to the art book, however, Lin was originally meant to be a fox, which you can still sorta see in her features. (The English version says weasel but that could be a translation error?) The wiki, on the other hand, says she is portrayed as a human.

Also, when working on the concept art, Mr. Miyazaki would do rough corrections, and would “constantly flatten Lins chest line,” but she was ultimately given a more shapely chest to contrast her tom-boy personality

The point of Lin is to play the “cool older-sister” role, both teasing Chihiro and watching over her.

She’s also there to make us gay.

[sandersstudies]

When I say “characters who are kind but NOT nice” I’m talking about Lin.

[memewhore]

[indigoflames]

I don't know how to break it to you but this is Spanish

[evenlyevi]

Commission for @1000deaddraculas!

[videocore1984]

“what if, LOTR but little animated animals.” by jessica a. m

[funny-tik-toks]

[alylovesfilms]

[socialcasualtxy]

[moviebee]

[she-volution-deactivated2022052]

[bmblb-fanatic]

It checks out

[sunshine-tattoo]

early 00s media was the era of the boring girl protagonist and her heavily lesbian-coded bff

[thishartominefeelz]

Watch and share with family and friends who might listen to this guy! 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sassyhazelowl]

Also…

[invaderxan]

Also, let’s be honest, it would be kinda funny

[mysharona1987]

Elon Musk really is just a b movie sci fi bad guy these days.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[laurbyboom]

I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said

[psyducked]

a true martyr

[fuckyeahkatnep]

Sir that’s my emotional support homophobic slur

[notvoid]