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[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[bubblechaz]

so this happened… 💎💎💎

[saratsuzuki]

😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[nunyabizni]

This is modern art

[turtrussel-deactivated20181023]

Beautiful

[nerds-r-people-too]

Steam 2 times a year: Hey I’ve got an idea let’s cause the equivalent of a DDoS attack on our own servers

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

My german friend doesn’t believe in Roombas

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

He thinks we’re making it up and hes very angry about it

Hes accusing us of making fake amazon pages

He thinks they’re bullshit and says if we really had them why would we need maids

How do i tell him we mostly dont have maids

[dangerbooze]

“Bro, we don’t have maids.”

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

So i said “only rich people really have maids”

And he said “why?”

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

“Maids are expensive”

“Just pay a kid 10€ an hour to clean”

Thats EXPENSIVE and also illegal, buddy

Child labor laws are a thing

He still thinks roombas are a lie

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

So it turns out in germany they use vacuum cleaners for like, the drapes and shit

So he didnt understand that roombas only clean the floor

He was angry because he thought we were claiming we had wall crawling robots

Now hes mad about dusters because vacuums are more efficient so why would we use feathers on a stick

[officialfist]

Oh man don’t tell him about Swiffer brand

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

I did and he is literally crying with rage

Like i can hear his voice quivering

[officialfist]

Holy shit my guy you are actually ruining this mans will to live.

[strepthrussy-uwu-blog]

[weloveshortvideos]

Kitty fart

Vine by Cersei

[fataleflare]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHYYY

[parasitickittens]

HOW DID THAT MUCH FLATULENCE COME OUT OF THAT TINY KITTY BUTT

[sleepysmilesamirite]

Seriously it fucking LIFTS OFF

[vincent-the-purple-deactivated2]

“3…2….1….LIFT OFF!!”

[infirm-of-purpose]

@dandelionofthanatos

[dandelionofthanatos]

and the kitty just

“what?”

[gratatata-shalala]

I literally have not laughed this hard in over a year, oh my god

[unsettlingstories]

I’m fucking dying lmfao

[owneddotcom]

If this was published today feminist would lose their minds!!! See More at http://www.owned.com/ -

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[thecommonchick]

LOL 😂

[quailstoastonish]

WHERE-MY-HUG-AT- GASTON

[bootyunit]

when i saw this i couldn’t believe it didn’t have music

[gymleaderkyle-deactivated201510]

[zeekayart]

gymleaderkyle:

can we all take a moment and just appreciate japanese power rangers

the butt smacker is my favourite

[sception]

Did the Green Ranger just pulverize Slenderman’s balls with a stick?

And then the Pink Ranger was like, “Mmm, tenderized Slender-junk, let me get all up on that?

Is that what I just saw up there?

[mousathe14]

God, Nihon is weird…

[pvryohei]

The only thing missing here is a gif of Black Condor performing his signature crotch grab.

[zetta-drone]

gymleaderkyle:

The Pink Ranger steam pressed this niggas suit with her pussy what a beautiful way to die

[gymleaderkyle-deactivated201510]

also these

[rock10zxa]

let’s not forget 

and their kamen rider brethren 

[belleumbral]

i felt like contributing

[psilocybinladen]

[doritofu]

here we can see that Florida is actually a poorly written artificial data matrix, as evidenced by this poorly rendered police vehicle clipping through the environment due to similation processor loads being too high during the rainy season.

[ihaveringworm-deactivated202005]

Bethesda programmed Florida

[graf-spectre]

[kinggvaris]

[musicasealgomais]

[nicholascobalt-blog]

surrealscorpion:

In India, a snake protects two pups for 48 hours after they accidentally fall into a hole. At first it was thought that she wanted to attack them, but then noticed she was caring for the puppies. When rescued, the snake was released into a forest. 

It is impossible not to share it with you.

that snake is going to snake heaven

[drunkbones]

precious babies

[electrikenite-deactivated201506]

I couldn’t help myself.

[crazykattlady]

Neither could I

[the-more-u-know]

reblogging for ^

[co-bloggstuff-deactivated201710]

#deafsworstmoment : attempting to teach #ASL to a robot #aslfail #deaf

[rated-d-deactivated20230109]

😱😂

[rewbeefierce8812]

ASL Teacher: “I’m going to teach you how to sign ‘Glove Off’”

Terminator: *Gets prepared*

ASL Teacher: *demonstrates how to sign “glove off”*

Terminator: *rips skin off*

ASL Teacher: “AHHH! NO!”

hahaha!

[egobuzz]

when in doubt just ask a dog 

[egobuzz]

someone send “BOOF!” to your crush/significant other and share the results with the rest of the class please 

[orewing]

better response than expected!

[lyinginbedmon]

IS THIS WHY YOU SENT ME THAT MESSAGE?!

[cyborg-furby]

[pavlovsfox]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[trixify]

[sswifts]

i honestly didn’t expect anything less

[plantkissed-deactivated20160611]

new ask meme where u send a boof on anon if im ur tumblr crush

[serenefreakgeek]

send me BOOF on anon if I’m your tumblr crush ♡

[rooksandravens]

HONESTLY Send me boof on anon if I’m your tumblr crush and send me boof off anon if I’m your tumblr friend. I appreciate validation. <3

[ghostymcspooky-blog]

lmao what even

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

BOOF IS BACK

[busterposeys]

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

[libby-on-the-label]

[lesbian-state-of-mind]

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

[tyleroakley]

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

whAT THE FUCK

[nopeabsolutelynot-deactivated20]

I’m too tired for this

[nethilia]

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

[sogayitwrites]

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

[monticellomarshmallow]

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.