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whatās that old man going to do
whatās this other old man going to do
omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services
OFMD is like such a gay person fantasy like you spend your whole life as some silly little guy who gets mocked at every turn for everything you love and then all of a sudden this really hot person shows up like "YOOO, this shits cool as hell!!" and also they're madly in love with you.
the influx of pornbots is so funny. we're out in our little paddleboat like "oh the rats are swarming again. auspices for the new year." and in the background the S.S. Twitter is floating past upside down.
crying and sobbing as i use my oar to push all these beautiful sirens back into the water, for i know that they deceive.
horse walks into a bar and the bartender says āactually the gay bar is next doorā and the horse says āIām not gayā
the horse has a small crisis about his sexual identity and mulls it over, nursing his beer in the corner of the sports bar. he realizes he might actually be bicurious, goes next door to the gay bar, meets a Friesian stallion who rocks his world and they get married 3 years after what they thought would be a one night stand
This is them walking into church on their wedding day. The Banker gelding got a little emotional because heās insecure and itās a venerable day. Theyāre getting married in a Catholic church and theyāre being married by the Friesianās childhood priest. The Banker gelding was raised as an evangelical southern baptist and deconstructed but has religious trauma and is now learning to interact with religion in a healthy way by respecting his husbandās faith. Also, the light shines on the Friesian like that all the time because he is perfect.
He is a donkey. His name is Father Dominick.
Just a day after not exactly apologizing to West Virginia Sen. Joe Manchin for promising a San Diego audience to replace coal fired power pl
Smells like campaign season! [7 Nov 22]
from the article:
āThe Biden administration has not just approved more drilling for oil and gas on federal lands and waters, it has boasted about how many new permits it has issued for such operations whenever the moment was convenient for its purposes, including a recent claim it has issued 9,000 new drilling permits during its 22 months in office.ā
what if we were ibuprofriends :)
paracetamigos :)
hallowed be thy ween
youāre gonna hollow out my what
your ween
op link the fucking article
https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football enjoy reading about football :)
Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.
thanks. what the fuck
Autistic people are like, āyeah I love following rulesā and then proceed to rip apart the gender binary
I love following good rules. bad rules keep me from following better ones so I put them through a meat grinder and see what happens
The official rules suck, I have written my own.
my blog is just one long love letter to myself and all the people i used to be
my toxic trait is that i think for every 15 minutes of work i do i should get 45 minutes of fuck around time
I mean, you are a predator, so you're not wrong. Humans are predators. Pretty much all mamal predators spend most of their time fuckin around and only a lil bit actually hunting
Proof that I should be allowed to fuck around more and find out less.
This is akin all those hot takes about the 2k bug being an hoax:
"Remember when they told us every computer was going to crash on 1/1/01 and there would be chaos and then nothing happened?"
Yeah, I remember. And I'm sure every programmer and sysadmin that contributed the billion person/hour global effort to prevent it also remembers.
No one talks about acid rain anymore, either. And that's a very good thing.
see also START and START II, which significantly reduced nuclear stockpiles
International cooperation is actually so effective that most people donāt even notice it happening, and then erroneously believe it canāt solve anything.
I'M SCREAMKNG
I was just at the dispensary waiting in a really long line and not paying attention AT ALL and not thinking about my lesbian flag shoelaces and some girl who I presumed to be a freak walked up and was like I Like Your Shoelaces and unfortunately I had my auto responder on and instantly went Thanks I Stole Them From The President and she went Joe Biden is a lesbian?? So anyways I'm throwing myself off the Sears tower
It's always inherited trauma never inherited money.