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How I want my bank account to look like by 25.
Claiming it.
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11:11am on the receipt.
Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.
Thatās what Iām saying
In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.
Doesnāt hurt to try.
this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.
not risking it.
Not even scrolling past it
I deserve an apology smh
i was gonna scroll past once i saw 2016 but then i read it lol
āØšøI am financially abundant and I never have to worry about moneyšøāØ
Send the energy out there!!!!
When SZA said ālonely enough to let you treat me like thisā
vegans who refuse to even eat backyard eggsā¦.why
people who think its unethical to eat chicken eggs are like people who think bees should keep all their honey. they literally produce more than they need and your unwillingness to even buy local means you are doing nothing to help them, support your small farmers you heathens
This is not true.
1) honeybees do not produce āextra honey.ā And beekeepers donāt take some of the honey, they take all of it.
2) chickens have been artificially selected from naturally producing eggs once a month to producing eggs every couple of days. Their bodies are not sustainable and the health complications of this rapid egg production kills chickens.
Hey idk who like. Lied to you about the way honey farms work, but could you stop spreading misinformation? Are you a beekeeper?
Because I am!
Beekeepers make sure hives are fed before there is pollen in the air, protected from predators and the elements, and have enough honey to sustain themselves. We donāt take all of it.
But overproduction of honey leads to stagnation in the hive. It puts stress on the queen to lay eggs, and when they inevitably fill up all their space with honey (instead of filling up the multiple empty, clean boxes of frames beekeepers might put on top of the main hive box), the queen can get so stressed she dies. If thereās a spike in the weather and the hive hasnāt prepared new queen brood, thatās it! The colony is dead. Because there wasnāt enough space for eggs and honey in the hive.
Beekeepers take excess honey. We are constantly monitoring the state of the hive, checking for parasites, analyzing the eggs for diseases, and making sure they are fed and healthy (usually with sugar water and pollen substitutes until they have made enough honey to sustain themselves in the early spring months). If a queen dies prematurely, we make every attempt to replace her to save the colony.
I know thereās an urge to patronize everyone who works in the farming industry, but try to understand the differences between small scale agriculture and industrial farming. There IS a difference. And stop spreading misinformation.
If youāre this passionate about ethical consumption, look into some of the ecofeminist research on non-hierarchal interspecies relationships (working on building animal-human relationships in a non exploitative way).
But yeah! Stop spreading misinformation! Please š
Also if I can harp on the chicken part?
Yea Chickens are some of the most abused animals on big factory farms and Iāll be the first to admit itās criminal and more needs to be done to regulate this.
Yes selective breeding over time has caused an increase in the ammount of eggs produced by chickens and factory farms have some messed up practices to get more eggs from them including forced moutling.
THIS IS WHY YOU SUPPORT LOCAL FARMERS AND THEIR EGGS
Many people take to raising their own hens because of Americaās immoral treatment of hens in factory farms like youāre not helping the poor chicks by starving these farmers financially youāre just hurting the one people trying to change things and making the OPTION of cage free organic cruelty free eggs even harder to find
Yeah, as someone who likeā¦ lives on a chicken and duck farmā¦ Coops help keep wild animals out but birds are kinda dumb. And chickens literally do not need to keep the unfertilized eggs!Ā
Most chickens will sit on unfertilized eggs until they can tell if they are or notā¦ By the smell of rotting egg. Yeah, ew. Farmers can hold that bitch to the flashlight and tell if thereās a baby in there! They know! The eggs are not being abused!
Also - once a month? Like thousands of years ago maybe? Because Grandpa had chickens he literally let just roam around his farm and built coops and scattered corn for them and I helped collect the eggs, and believe me, those chickens each laid more than once a month.
As a beekeeperā¦what the fuck? No we donāt take all the honey. That would be downright ridiculous.Ā
Reblogging for the bee facts. Love me some bees. ššššššššššššššššš
And chicken facts!
I just wanna be loved on, kissed and touched. Snuggled up close to someone who makes me feel safe and gives me goosebumps. Who can get my nipples hard and give me that weak feeling between my legs just by calling me baby or being a little aggressive by tugging my hair and moving my head to the side to kiss my neck
ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL
A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO
this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck š«
āŖCelebrate yourself and how far you have come. Let your true divine essence restore itself. ā¬
I wanna write poetry on your skin with my mouth.
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amountā¦ā¦
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
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FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Homeā¦..
OH MY GOD
OH MY F*CKIN GOD
THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!Ā
Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGICĀ
I need to believe in the heart of the postā¦
Oh? Wellā¦ *reblag*
i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko
I have nothing to lose
my palm was itchin today not riskin it
I always reblog the money posts cause I canāt afford not too lol
It works. I just got $300 for no reason.
Money dog is my friend
Money dog is the shit
I believe in the money dogš
I believe in the money š¶
Bless me pls money pup šš
Just woke up ššæ
Ppleaseššš½
Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50
canāt not reblog the money dog
I just love sleep so much ā¦ā¦. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ brain logged the fuck off ā¦ā¦ā¦ powerful
āYou are a language I am no longer fluent in but still remember how to read.ā
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i know iām a little fucked up rn and iām not really all there, but fuck please please donāt give up on me i am trying so god damn hard. so just please hold on to me
Why would anyone want to consume it!?
I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.
I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how itās used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount Iām holding can lead to suffocation or even death. Itās found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth.
We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers donāt even have to disclose their use of it in their products.
My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media.
Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is thatā¦.when I am thirstyā¦there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down.
I. Fucking. Love. This.
This is how misinformation works. How propaganda works. How manipulation works.
may our education be stronger than fake news
Amen.
To those who donāt get it:
āDihydrogen monoxideā is the chemical name for water, AKA H2O.
another important element of understanding the joke is understanding how pH levels work
yup.Ā thatās a higher number alright.
āEveryone who has ever touched or consumed this chemical has diedā
Everything about this is why great teachers are so important. This is an excellent teacher. Those kids will never forget that lesson and lessons like it.
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