Spaceman Trapped on Earth, Build me a Spaceship

I am me, I hope you enjoy the little things I also enjoy.

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[imokube-deactivated20240203]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[mr-freezo-42069-inactive]

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[hallowed-be-thy-ween]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

[a-yoda-a-day]

[talus-the-broken]

In any tomato based sauce, vodka, or any strong alcohol doesn't make the dish taste more like alcohol, it releases alcohol soluble elements from the tomato itself, making it taste sweeter, richer and more tomato than even just tomatoes themselves, this adds acidity, which is often tempered by the addition of dairy (usually heavy cream) a la vodka is not a delicate sauce, but any means, it's made with a full intention of every major ingredient hitting well above it's weight. And if you want it even better, try using a good botanical gin or a pepper vodka for even more intensity.

[chilewithcarnage]

[mandowords]

I'm using Mando'a in a story I'm writing and I wrote myself into a little linguistic hole. A number of words and verbs (ba'buir, ba'vodu, ba'gedet'ye, ba'jurir, ba'viinir) have the prefix of ba', but I haven't been able to figure out it's purpose. Because when added to buir, it becomes grandparent (ba'buir), and when added to vod, it become ba'vodu (aunt/uncle), so it sounds like a...a lifting term, like "above parent" sort of, but the other words don't use this rule. Help, please?

I like to think it's another tier of something. Whether it's before or after is dependent on context though. Things coming before: Buir is "parent", ba'buir is their parent Vod is "brother/sister", ba'vodu is your parent's brother/sister Jurir is "bear arms," ba'jurir is education and raising children. In a literal sense this can be taken as ensuring the next generation has the knowledge they need to protect themselves and pass that on also. Things coming after: Slanar is "go," ba'slanar is "depart." Gedet'ye has more tiers, where gedet'ye is "please," gedeteyar meaning to be thankfu and "ba'gedet'ye" is "You're welcome" I'm not sure where ba'yair fits...? It means to chew?? I mean it's a step during eating so???? As for specifically ba'viinir, it is a fan created word stemming from the word viinir meaning to run. Which with my rule of tiers, is so much funnier that the next tier of run is "EVERYONE RUN!!!" But another way it can be used is to scatter something, rocks, credits, animal feed, pretty much anything that can be spread quickly I'd assume. I hope this helps ✌️

[ranahan]

Ba’ is the contracted form of bah, the dative prefix, used in compound words. Lots of Mando’a roots have special forms for compound words, and they typically alter depending on whether the word they attache to begins with a vowel or a consonant (compare r’/ru’, ge’/get’, etc). You could translate bah as “to” (as in I gave it to him) or “for” (as in I made it for her). It’s also used in lots of compound words to express “next order” meanings.

So ba’buir is parent’s parent and ba’vodu is the parent’s sibling (or somebody else’s parent/sibling).

Ba’gedet’ye is “for thanks”

Ba’jurir is “to carry for” or “to carry someone else.” Metaphorically lifting up your students.

Ba’yair is “to/for the belly,” as that’s where the food goes after you chew it.

Ba’slanar is to depart or literally “to go to/for (something).”

Karbakar is literally “star to star.”

Ba’viinir is coined by the Aay’han Community. I guess the idea is that whatever you’re scattering, the scattered bits run away from you or to somewhere else.

[the-text-doctor]

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[philomurphy-deactivated20230323]

in case you wanted your sword to be a different colour other than purple:

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[chaos-canary]

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☆Rainbow Sword☆

[google-searchhistory-official]

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[the-arcade-doctor]

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[13thsinnr]

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[blairpuffs]

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bisexual sword

[surdus-magus]

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A lightsaber

[gayvampyr]

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lesbian sword

[gracebeth3604]

this has probably already been done but:

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minecraft :3

[dogin8]

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for the dagger users amongus

[pippins-place]

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CHAINSAW

[raccoon-hybrid]

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[brain-empty-deactivated20241210]

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[summerblademoontime]

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BIG ASS SWORD

[lothcats]

destiny swords

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[possessedscholar]

Not all of The Rules Of The Internet (origin of Rule 34 and, less remembered, Rules 50 (A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it) and 63 (For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.) has aged well, but always remember a few other rules (boiled down to the basic meaning):

Rule 11: No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents. (Never assume any “debate” is done in good faith if you have any reason to believe otherwise)

Rule 13: Anything you say can and will be turned into something else (someone somewhere will maliciously twist your words)

Rule 14: Do not argue with trolls—it means they win. (Don’t Feed The Trolls, block em and go, you don’t owe them shit)

Rule 33: Lurk more—it's never enough. (If you don’t know, don’t speak up. Internet version of “better to be silent and thought a fool, than to open your mouth and confirm it”)

Rule 39: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. (Classic memes never truly go out of style, someone will appreciate it…)

Rule 40: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER (…but you can always go overboard, mix it up every once in a while)

Rule 49: No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. (Self explanatory, but in more modern times a reminder to be weary of people asking for things you don’t possibly believe could be a fetish)

Rule 62: It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough. (Keep Circulating The Tapes, and ask any tech savvy friends if they know a guy)

[1234523524234252342342431-deact]

i cant believe connie is a filthy homestuck

[hanari502]

EXCUSE YOU

[rice-baller]

fucking digimon fandom from left field holy shit

[blinkpen]

u guys realize the sun is a thing right it’s been out for awhile now

[khatoblepas]

[hayden-christensen]

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN Behind the scenes of 'Ahsoka' (2023)

[jewish-tutter]

someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old

[rizaoftheowls]

Purim: They tried to kill us, we survived. Let’s tell the story, wear silly costumes, and get wasted. (Optional: have a carnival or a play!)

Passover: They enslaved us, God freed us. Remember this via a big ceremony/feast and then don’t eat bread for a week. This is a big one; you’re going to have to clean your house and host all your relatives.

Tu B'Shevat: It’s Earth Day, let’s eat some fruit.

Simchas Torah: We read the entire Torah every year, and we got to the end! Let’s have a dance party and then start all over again!

Tisha B'Av: They destroyed our temples. That sucked.

Rosh HaShanah: Happy New Year! It’s time to ask (and grant) forgiveness for the wrongs done in the past year, pledge to do better, and wish for a sweet new year. And go to synagogue for HOURS.

Yom Kippur: Rosh HaShanah’s somber counterpart. God decides on this day your fate for the next year. Repent your sins, hope for forgiveness, and fast. (And go to synagogue for HOURS.)

Yom HaShoah: Holocaust Remembrance Day.

Sukkot: Harvest festival! Sleep in a hut under the stars.

Shemini Atzeret: Man, I don’t even know?

Shavuot: God gave us the Torah! That was pretty nice of him.

Chanukah: They busted up our temple and tried to forcibly convert us. We responded with guerilla warfare. Let’s eat some fried food. Candles!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

So basically the entire Jewish holiday calendar is giving the middle finger to death and high-fiving, with or without various combinations of prayer and foods.

[rizaoftheowls]

Yup. Or as we say, “They tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat.”

[galaxy-of-great-possibilities]

thank you for the desc’s bcs they are beautiful and i am now educated

[above-d-clouds]

A handy table for everyone:

[cityglowing]

Y’all have no idea how happy it makes me to see my goyim followers reblogging this. Really. It means the world to me.

[augustdementhe]

Oh SWEET, a table!

[vivianvixen]

You ever notice that even though they're both apes, Tarzan walks upright and talks and wears clothes, but Cheeta's like a pet? Like, when you really think about it, it's pretty messed up, right?

[thydungeongal]

If evolution is real how come both Goofy and Pluto exists checkmate atheists

[noaa131]

Because Goofy isn’t a dog, but a Cow

[killingmoon]

this is so upsetting, PLEASE rb to spread awareness

[omniscient-omniromantic-deactiv]

PLEASE, PLEASE REBLOG THIS, WHETHER YOURE JEWISH OR NOT.

THIS IS A SUPER IMPORTANT PART OF OUR HISTORY, DONT LET IT GET DESTROYED.

[tinyshe]

Construction firm withdraws lawsuit to evict synagogue in Uzbekistan - Jewish Telegraphic Agency

The nixing of a plan to building luxury apartments on the site of an Ashkenazi congregation of Tashkent followed an international outcry.

perhaps help take steps to stop them now from future attempts...

[lets-talk-about-sects]

Okay kids buckle up for the INSANE story I just heard from my little brother

[lets-talk-about-sects]

**As a disclaimer my brother is a cis straight dude who only dates the most basic white girls you can find. He's very emotionally aware but doesn't linger on his emotions, just processes them and moves on (this is wild to me)**

He calls me on my break just to say hi, that he’s driving back to Denver from visiting his girlfriend, to which I respond “didn’t you break up with your girlfriend (of like a month) last month” and to which he says “yeah I have a new girlfriend, we’ve been together four weeks but I went up to spend the weekend and meet her friends” and I’m like ok great this is already ridiculous

[lets-talk-about-sects]

So we’re chatting and I’m teasing him about how he doesn’t sleep with people on first dates and he says that he’s changed his policy, it’s just that he won’t have sex with them if he’d rather be doing something else, so I joke that I’ve had that where I’d rather be watching the show Chernobyl (true) and he says “yeah or watching a movie with my housemate” and I say hey bud that’s kind of gay and he says yeah I actually had a weird gay moment last night

And I go oh???? And he goes yeah, I was at the bar with the girlfriend and some of her friends and one of them was a guy and we were hitting it off, doing a little flirting as you do with your bros at the bar~

[lets-talk-about-sects]

And then my cis straight brother goes on to explain that sometimes when you’re out with the homies and you’re having a good time and the vibes are right you just give em a little kiss, like just a kiss on the mouth between bros, “no tongue or anything like that but just to express that you’re close and having a good time”

I’m like “My dude that’s not a thing” and he’s like “between confident straight men it is” and I’m like “NO IT’S NOT"

[lets-talk-about-sects]

So there we’ve got my brother having casual queerplatonic relationships with his homies at the bar, and he’s telling me this and I’m obviously speechless, so he goes on and he’s like “so because this guy and I were hitting it off I go in for a little kiss and he fucking swerves me” and I’m like yes my guy but because my brother is actually very good with respecting boundaries he was like “ok man great communication, won’t do it again"

BUT

Apparently my brother and the dude and my brother's GIRLFRIEND who has been there the WHOLE TIME go outside (I assume to have a cigarette but he didn’t tell me that part) and the guy turns to my brother and is like “man I should have kissed you when you offered it” and my brother is like “cool good shit man” like in the most bro way possible and then the guy grabs his face between his hands and just PLANTS a big one on his mouth

And THEN the guy panics and shoves him down on the ground!! And my brother has the normal reaction to being shoved on the ground unexpectedly which is to say “what the FUCK” and the girlfriend says “what the FUCK” and the guy goes “what the FUCK” and leaves

[lets-talk-about-sects]

And my brother ended the story there and was musing on it like "this guy obviously has some complexes to work through about his sexuality, no confident straight man kisses another confident straight man and then panics and runs away”

Which took me out at the KNEES lol

[lets-talk-about-sects]

And that, dear readers, is the batshit story my brother told me!

[lets-talk-about-sects]

OH MY GOD AND

AND

I told my coworker this and they were like I’m actually shipping him and his roommate and I was like HUH because I hadn't considered that and then later my brother sent me a photo of his housemate wearing sexy handcuffs

[lets-talk-about-sects]

nice

[themundanemudperson]

#WILD#this is so validating for fic writers everywhere#your blorbo Can In Fact Be that oblivious

love the prev tags

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[raevenlywrites]

Art by coolfrogdude together at last

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” /end]

[azzy-the-christian-furry-deacti]

I can’t believe I’m actually seeing this post

[beardedmrbean]

Magic of tumblr,

[athelind]

I am morally obligated to add the YouTube video whenever this thread crosses my dash

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

I’ve seen this thread more than a few times. But this is the first time I’ve seen this video. So thank you for your service.

[sorga-deactivated20120706]

Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

[viintersol-blog]

[gif87a-com]

The Book of Names lists each person murdered at Auschwitz

[squishymamasboy]

#and you have to remember how many names are most likely missing#from rushed trains and burned lists#from rushed transports and people who died on the death marchs#what about the names from people who died after their liberation#and then…#this is only Auschwitz#this was the biggest camp yes#but just one of many#and then remember sobibor and belsec#and try not to feel sick

[stokerbramwell]

This is why we punch Nazis. This is why this vile ideology must be stamped out viciously every time it tries to come out of its hole.

Never. Again.

[anyroads]

And these are just their names, places of birth, and places of death. Doesn’t even contain the lives and loves and joys and fears and everything else each person’s universe was that they cut down.

[fanaticartisan]

When I was in university, every Holocaust remembrance day the local Hillel would offer sign ups for people who wanted to come read the names aloud in the middle of campus for ten minutes, keeping the reading going for 24 hours. I went and did a reading once, but I know people who read for hours when they didn’t get enough sign-ups. Antisemitism is higher in the US this year than it has been in a long time. Please, never again.

[fuckyeah2000s]

[sunflowermp4]

[t-clairevirus]

[mapsontheweb]

The most popular passwords in Europe.

[officialkrubs]

imagine checking in on how your password manager/vpn is doing and its just publicly broadcasting your password

[cannedquokka]

[allthingskenobi]

“He betrayed and murdered your father.”