[cherumie]

what if a rat said cheesus christ

[rice-pudding-slaps]

for the Spanish crowd: y si las ratas dijeran quesucristo

[calware]

[dragonsiren]

Audio: Windows USB connect and disconnect sounds

[footlongdingledong]

rarely do i repost things and especially from shittr but this video is shutting down core partsof my mental processing i think

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

google search how to interact with other human beings in a way that another human being might consider normal or even acceptable

[eebie]

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind

[freesiadotcom]

having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

[dovvvvv]

this is how charli xcx sounds to straight men

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

men with active tumblr blogs are ran through

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[anglaised]

im not a gummy bear addict i can stop any time

[anglaised]

i just need one more hit of a clear pineapple flavored bear man and then we can go to the store

[catsoverloaded]

Poor girl broke her favorite sitting basket.

[kitten-cab00dle]

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

[lamignonette]

[thunderstruck9]

Ardi Gunawan (Indonesian, 1983), Friendly Ghost, 2024. Acrylic on canvas, 79 x 152 cm.

[probuccalfat]

the moment you start feeling ugly as a woman you need to hit up a local suburban walmart and take a good hard look at the average woman to realize an average woman is not serving curated algorithmic beauty and aesthetic

[probuccalfat]

Were u a jack sparrow girl or a will turner girl.

will turner 🫡

[bulliness]

Davy Jones 😚🤤

[probuccalfat]

nothing but respect for you, real ass bitch

[kingcatnine]

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[maxknightley]

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

[maxknightley]

one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."

the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."