Nominis Expers

Former dumping grounds for my drawings, crafts, recipes, etc. Now mostly stuff I find amusing. she/her

[raccooncomic]

194. Work

[shinraalpha]

titanic Wreckage perfec t size for put trillionaire in to n\ap! inside very Cool and Meme trillionaire look so sick put trillionaore in Titanic Wreckage. Put Trillionaore In Titanic Wreckage. no problems ever in titanicc wreckage because good Shape and Support for trillionaire ti visit in little snubmarine. Thetitanic Wreckage yes a place for a trillionaire put trillionaire in titanic wreckage can trust Mad Catz xbox controller for giveing good submarine control to trillionaire. friend titanic wreckage

[morggo]

2026 - 2025 - 2024 - 2023

in spite of it all, happy 2026 pride.

you can download current and past hi-res versions of these over at my ko-fi (ok to print for personal use): https://ko-fi.com/mxmorgan/shop/freedownloads

you can also snag shirts here which go to various orgs: https://mxmorgan.threadless.com/collections/pride

these get reposted a whole lot from here to reddit to twitter to tiktok and on and on, and i don't personally care whether or not i'm credited. i made these for everyone to use, enjoy, and find meaning in them. i appreciate folks who do credit me, but if able, please at least link to the threadless shop in the previous post - folks can get an official shirt where 90% of earnings go to trans led orgs focused on mental health (which is an important matter in general, but very personal to me) and not from a scam bot site selling AI-churned maga garbage where you probably won't get one anyway. i also suggest downloading the files from my ko-fi - they are free/PWYW and you can use them to make your own shirt, patch, embroidery project, whatever. tips are always nice, cuz i do like a pizza now and then, but never required for download.

final thought - breaking the pride tradition and more than likely won't make a new piece. the top one from TDOV is all i'm making this year. i have my focus on other projects currently and i don't want to force a poster design. these came from a specific head space and my current head space is Very Tired lmao so i wanna work on other things. 👍

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[cephalopodvictorious]

modern Snow White where instead of a magic mirror it's just an AI chatbot driving the stepmother insane because it's programmed to agree with her and confirm her fears

[deathandmysticism]

J. J. Grandville, Torn Between an Angel and a Devil, 19th century

[bonivers]

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

[melinoelabs]

Alright, guys, settle a bet here.

Howard in Practical Theology says that eating an Olympian or Æsir is cannibalism, but everybody in Applied Genetics and the cafeteria staff disagree strongly.

So-

Is eating a god cannibalism (if done by a human)

Yes, Soylent Zeus is People.

Yes, but that won't stop me.

No, of course not. What are my dipping sauce options?

I always had them pegged as a building material myself.

No, but it should be utilized for pets and livestock feed only.

No, but they gotta be at least 1/3rd animal parts by volume (Pan, etc).

Isn't that what the McRib is? Then what the hell have I been eating?

I just want the results (WARNING: does not absolve hubristic liability)

Voting ended onMay 25

Clarification: Bread doesn't count, we're talking the full grill master here.

Hope this helps (us)!

Humbert Outreach Liaison, Melinoë Laboratories Ba-Da-Pa-Pa-Pah Ego Amo id!

[randomitemdrop]

Item: godburger

[pusheen]

[the-griffons-saddlebag]

💎 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Fey Wanderer’s Cloak
Wondrous item, rare (requires attunement) ___  Planar energy from the Feywild has imbued this cloak with latent trans-dimensional magic. While wearing it, you can magically sense the direction to any portal to the Feywild within 1 mile of you. The cloak has 3 charges and regains 1d3 expended charges daily at dawn, or all expended charges if you are a fey, have the fey ancestry trait, or are in the Feywild. While wearing the cloak, you can expend 1 of its charges to cast the “misty step” spell. When you do, you can choose to cause flowers to grow from the ground and bloom in any space within 5 feet of where you leave or appear as part of the spell (your choice each time). When you do, other creatures within those spaces must then succeed on a DC 15 Wisdom saving throw or be charmed by you until the end of your next turn or until you or your companions do anything harmful to it. ___ ✨ Patrons get huge perks! Access this and hundreds of other item cards, art files, and compendium entries when you support The Griffon’s Saddlebag on Patreon for as little as $3 a month!

[fanfavoritefragrances]

is this a thing? has anyone done this yet?

[edgebug]

contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork

[edgebug]

calvin's dad pulling up to the house and seeing the whole driveway covered in a (completed) snowman recreation of the entire terracotta army and he takes a deep breath and greets calvin's mom with "i see calvin remembered his methylphenidate today"

[abigailspinach]

[edgebug]

[beanytuesday]

what the hell did I just read

[cosmere-everything]

[thepioden]

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[thepioden]

tags by @eridan-ampora

[thepioden]

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

[special-agent-dale-gooper]

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

We would fully accept any Japanese buckaroo

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

Foreigners will never understand how someone like Rawhide Kobayashi would immediately become a beloved local fixture in whatever small American town he ended up in.

[brazenautomaton]

every single time someone pulls the "How would you AMERICANS like it if someone came to AMERICA and" reversal, the answer is always "we'd fucking love it"

[not-so-innocent-bi-sander]

@kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd

Your tags summed up the exact feeling I had about this

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I just Googled the Swedish-Japanese guy in the OP, and according to this interview, his Japanese name was given to him by the master gardener he was apprenticed under:

“The family name ‘Murasame’ was given to me by my master. The given name ‘Tatsumasa’ is a combination of ‘dragon’ (tatsu), the [zodiac] year when I was born, and one character from my master’s name,” says Murasame."

So I think maybe it's less like naming yourself 'Brandon McFreedom' and more like moving to the states to work under a veteran car mechanic named Bud McLean, and then having him turn to you after a few years on the job, and say "Son, it's time for you to become an American so you can open up your shop. And when that day comes, I think the world should know you by a new name: McLeo GM Corvette."

[teaboot]

Named by his superior by conventions one would apply to a super chill stray cat

[junkfoodcinemas]

Last Action Hero (1993) dir. John McTiernan