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when i drive a motorcar i immediately become a thoroughbred horse. the smallest movement in the corner of my eye and i must twitch my head around to see if car braking, indicator, bike, sunlight in mirror, person too close to road, tree shadow moving, why is that part of the road a different colour is it The Pit About To Claim Me, paper bag PAPER BAG?? THREAT?? GHOST??? i am going seventy miles an hour.

avoliot

words i will think of every time i get in the car for the rest of my life.

We are just hastening our demise at this point.

forwomenbiwomen

I don't understand how people who are so "LOL magas don't believe climate change is real!!! How stupid!!!" are so blithely skipping to chatgpt as a search engine at the same time. Like you cannot be "haven't you noticed the lack of bugs this year" and simultaneously "here's how I made my 17 step skincare routine using chatgpt!!!". It beggars belief.

radgritty

There's also this.

#vy things

frogblast-the-ventcore

#vy things

thatsoup

Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.

sixfromerie-deactivated20240121

Happy 420 & Easter

Pink Calcite from chenzhou prefecture Hunan province China

Photo: Future Mineral

i dont know abt this one

slugbo

bad news everyone i’m going back to the store for these tomorrow

slugbo

got the cherry lemon flavor. very strange texture. less gummy and more, like, very soft organic fruit chew texture. unpleasant in frozen form. as you can see it’s bendable but it doesn’t return completely to its erect self, and it doesnt bounce back, it just kind of slowly drifts. tastes like your average artificial cherry and lemon. tart, almost cloyingly sweet. comes in a ten pack for 5.99. not deepthroatable, really. pretty gross. 8/10 will eat the rest

slugbo

thatfunkylittlejesterdude

@official-penis-posts

Seen this one yet?

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I could fix him

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There.

anonymousalchemist

My partner and I bought these and they keep eating them. The texture is that of a frozen pudding or jello, there’s an unsettlingly gelatinous give as you eat them. The flavor is exactly gummy worm.

#vy things

semi-precious-stoner

Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day

i-am-dulaman

Happy 2069th anniversary of Caesars death

me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

neenarchive

nudityandnerdery

Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos after we finish with them.

nudityandnerdery

Look, I know we don't want to admit that our heroes can be flawed, but this isn't just people baselessly picking a rich person and saying they're a billionaire.

Don't hold back. Gomez will respect the revolutionary fire burning in your heart!

bravelion96

The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because it’s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family

anderjak

honestly, you'd break his heart if you said you WEREN'T planning on sticking his head in a guillotine. morticia, too. they'd be upset at the special treatment, too, but mostly they really want to be executed gruesomely as they stare lovingly into each other's eyes as their heads are separated from their bodies, and we need to respect that.