♥a song moistens the heart♥

no, I like teriyaki.

[pastelfairytears]

[m0uthbr3ather]

moshi moshi grandpa desu

[3minutesofplaytime]

How the fuck do people still fall for pyramid schemes just don’t open the fucking sarcophagus and the mummy can’t hypnotize you

[florideae]

trick or treat except i’m the treat. hello vampires come bite this neck

[dunkstein]

[caeen]

i did this instead of finals

[sorelatabledottumblerdotcom]

slap that pussy to pieces

[argonraptor]

this is my last resort

[blind3dbylight]

what if you die and go to heaven, but god says:

[valtsv]

oh theres a witch in these woods??? is she single???

[valtsv]

brb going to ask the forest witch out on a date

[valtsv]

my firstborn child has been stolen

[pink-goblin]

your wife taking care of your child is not “stealing”

[blazeportal]

did my minecraft double crouch mean nothing to you

[mullberry]

[lena-zorel]

I have three (3) brain cells and one is dedicated to loving women, the other one gets excited when it sees dogs and shiny rocks and the third is just there for a laugh

[tsunade]

“fiction doesnt affect reality” then WHY did i buy that black v neck top a couple of weeks ago? because i LIKED it? or because i thought sasuke would wear it? get a clue

[vikaq]

After Batman telling her she’s changed for the better

[das-boog]

I AM

SO HAPPY FOR HER

[nathanheadphotography]

[inkskinned]

whenever i eat mushrooms i think about how one day mushrooms are gonna eat me… i make sure to chew really gently so they’ll return the favor 2 my corpse

[sapphicdogmeat-blog]

Hey op

[inkskinned]

me, through a mouthful of gently-chewed mushrooms: yeah?

[erezkaan]

[agendertxt-deactivated20150130]

[dangerhamster]

what do they want this time