Xuebing Du
JVL
noise dept.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Cosimo Galluzzi
@theartofmadeline
NASA
#extradirty
shark vs the universe
tumblr dot com
Mike Driver
izzy's playlists!
occasionally subtle
Show & Tell
d e v o n
sheepfilms
titsay
AnasAbdin
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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@northern-witches
i have a weird appreciation for Baroque artists, in particular Francois Boucher and Peter Paul Rubens, for depicting the human body in lush detail at a time that predates the standards for bodies to be thin and airbrushed with no wrinkles or cellulite
it’s just really interesting to me
so many the things women are taught to hate about their bodies—pudgy bellies, fat rolls, double chins, and cellulite—used to be ideals of beauty shown in depictions of goddesses
uh, yeah, I sure HOPE they haven’t
tag yourself I’m wee english fella
honestly as a teenage girl I was all five.
Normal people on Twitter are having an absolutely normal one over muppet babies letting gonzo wear a dress
The thing about the episode is that it didn't even have an inherently trans meesage? Gonzo wanted to wear a dress to this ball they were having and he was scared he was gonna be made fun of so he disguises himself as Gonzorella so he can wear the dress and then the plot to Cinderella plays out like usual, and all the other muppet babies were like "we love you gonzo, we sorry we made you feel that way, we love you just the way you are"
The moral was literally the same "be yourself" stuff every kids media does, it's just that involves a boy wearing a dress this time
“Manly muppets”
FOR FU–
bring back manly muppets? bring back manly muppets? BRING BACK MANLY MUPPETS?
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FUCKING PINNACLE OF MANLINESS TO YOU?
IS THIS MANLET OF A FROG YOUR IDEAL MAN?
AH YES, THIS IS THE EPITOME OF MACHO
LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THIS ISNT A WHOLE FUCKING TWINK
BRING BACK MANLY MUPPETS. CHRIST HELP ME
THIS
ISN’T
EVEN
THE
FIRST
TIME
THE ORIGINAL MUPPET BABIES AIRED IN 1984
is she trying to argue that gonzo has a dick while he canonically has a fist in his ass
Gonzo the Great, nonbinary icon
it’s always so funny to me when people in positions of power who had actual influence over historical events take to twitter like “okay i think we’re ALL a bit responsible for this” like?? no?? not really?? i was in my first week of first grade on 9/11 and you were an editor for the new york times. while you can argue that with the length and reach of the wars in iraq and afghanistan every american has in some way impacted what is now happening in afghanistan let’s not spread equal blame here, liz cheney.
what if instead of writing a name in the death note you had to draw that person or creature as a drawing before it died but the more sentient and smart something is the more realistic the drawing had to be so you can doodle a fly and it would die but a person would have to be pretty realistic to work but one day you’re messing around and killing seagulls at the beach because you’re a freak i guess but you go to draw one of the seagulls and it doesn’t die so you shrug because maybe its smarter than the other ones so you do it more realistically but it still doesn’t die which is weird because it should have definitely bit the dust by now so you go home and study how to draw seagulls for days and you take pictures of that specific seagull for reference until you finally go back to the beach and you sit there and you draw the most realistic depiction of a seagull anyone’s ever done and its more realistic than your other drawings even of people and as the seagull falls out of the sky, ill gotten fry in its mouth you realize you’ve just killed the smartest and and most sentient creature on the planet. would that be fucked up or what
i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:
and i have never laughed so hard x’D
never do i ever want to hear the words “furby skins” uttered ever again
You never peeled a furby?
“Are the Ditto Five responsible for this? The Ditto Five love humans so much that they transform into humans. They are very troublesome! They mean no harm, but they mess up people’s relationships, so they are registered as wanted Pokémon.”
What did he do with the real Officer B
Direct action
Little babys will ALWAYS gather under a warm place like this. Anything small will.
If you are short enough, you might wake up under a bird...
This legitimately changed me. Like the course of my life has been altered after viewing this
Do you like poems?
yes! my favorites are The Tiger and the unnamed werewolf fridge poem
for context these are the poems
also I almost forgot but the r/ambien Gives Us The Sleep post takes a completely serious third place in my favorite poems list:
and COMING HOT at NUMBER FOUR on my list, it's Fragment 147! an accidental poem created when the original parchment containing a text by Sappho was used to stop a wine jug more than 2,000 years ago- eventually the wine dissolved most of the parchment, leaving just a few words and BOY do they prove that the Universe has a sense of irony.
she wears short skirts, i leave a slime trail she’s cheer captain and i’m just a
Every time I see this I just quietly message it to a selection of people who are Never Grateful Enough
The Olympics are really coming for Black people this year....
It ain't just She'Carri Richardson
Racists are too fucking scared to stand upon their actual athletic accomplishments so they have to literally fucking cheat.
The whole point of the olympics is it’s supposed to be competition between the world’s best athletes and anyone who wins without these people being in the competition has earned nothing.
Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.
My dad. Serving me 12oz steaks before I had all my teeth.
childhood icons for the girlies with rage issues
