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veryluckyclovers

hestiagf

good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website

chapeldean

i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

chapeldean

notavalidblognamebut

This thread under the post is the funniest thing I've seen today

mysharona1987

the-zenith-calls

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

retquits

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

pueriled

───⠀fat seals slapping their fat bellies

repost okay hello friend like and reblog for seal

beybuniki

Have you watched Stranger Things?

You might like byler me thinks,,,

idk how anyone looks at that bowl cult actor’s face without thinking about him defending genocide and handing out "Zionism is sexy" stickers so no sorry