little bit nerdy

[srsfunny]

Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave

[iconuk01]

“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”

[tealdeertamer]

I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves.

And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?”

Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language.  They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.)

So they definitely knew she was pregnant.

And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“ 

Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement.

[words4bloghere]

Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks.

[stephendann]

Wolf packs have maternity leave?

[0x5742]

Wolves: better than American companies.

[evalesco]

Fireheart

Preview of a quick study I did of Aelin.

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Female clothing: no pockets

Gollum’s 500 year old tattered rags: has pockets where he keeps "fishbones, goblins’ teeth, wet shells, a bit of bat-wing, a sharp stone to sharpen his fangs on, and other nasty things.”

[1dietcokeinacan]

Today? Cancelled. Tomorrow? On thin fucking ice

[cladelle]

Reread Six of Crows… again

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[ifheaintfaehheaintbae]

Rhysand’s singing voice is Brendon Urie’s voice and you can’t convince me otherwise

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[flamboynt-deactivated20151220]

I FOUND IT ✊

[addcolortomysky]

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

[blairisbae]

Who first posted this?

[ratbastarddotfuck]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

[amberdamnn]

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

[darknessbaby]

This must be a sign 🌌

[lolwintergirl]

wish i do smth cool to end this year

yknow

[mynamestartswithaz]

It’s back!

[starcrossed-wildfire]

If you don’t reblog this, why are you even here?

[despazito]

musicians only Dark Millenials will remember:

cobra starship

neon trees

metro station

3OH3

taio cruz

owl city

far east movement

ne-yo

onerepublic

boys like girls

[coat]

Implying fireflies isn’t a known banger by owl city is very bold, and frankly, I’m unimpressed.

[enlillestarling]

I rewatched Lord of the Rings the other day and you know what I really appreciate?

The men are so tender.

They cry, and kiss each other’s foreheads, and hug, and call each other ‘my friend’ and ‘my dear’; they’re respectful to women and faithful to their partners; they have banter without being creepy and sleazy, and literally none of that stops them from being considered “manly”.

More Lord of the Rings men please.

[stark-tony]

okay we always joke about peter accidentally calling tony dad but imagine that after a long day of working in the lab peter says ‘i’m hungry’ and without missing a beat tony goes ‘hi hungry i’m dad‘ and they both. just. freeze

[acowtf]

aelin henny u lookin FRESH after being locked up for over a year, that hair growth and subtle dark to light root balayage? SNATCHED. Royal blue hand embroidered cloak/sash combo? Iconic. Spectacular. Little mama got that face expression sayin shes about to kill some nasty ass men with that sword that’s 40 times longer than their dicks will ever be and i am HERE for it bitches!!! HERE 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻IT 👏🏻Maeve hunty you better WATCH the fuck out bc my WIFE is coming for you, bitch!! Yes ma’am!!!

[comessbackburningred-deactivate]

This person is my soul mate

[acowtf]

love u babe

[loverofmythology]

I literally just realized why Peter lost his shit when he found out Gamora was dead.

That’s what Peter’s dad said about putting cancer into his mom’s brain. That’s why he immediately said “no you didnt” when Thanos said he “had to” kill Gamora.

Both of the only women he ever loved were killed by men that supposedly loved them because they decided they had no other choice.

[captainmarvall]

[whitelaws]

[lunarriviera]

Interviewer: Tell us about your relationship with Robert Downey Jr on set. Jude Law: Oh, I love him. I love him. Interviewer: Yeah? You had a bit of a bromance going on there. Jude Law: What is this new term everyone is using? Interviewer: Bromance? Jude Law: Oh, it’s a horrible term. What about just a romance? Interviewer: No, it’s not the same. Jude Law: Why not? Why? Interviewer: Cause then you’d have to star in a romantic comedy together or something. Jude Law: We just have. Have you not seen it? [x]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Jude Law does not have time for any of that ‘No Homo’ bullshit…

[hamishwatson]

FuCK JUDE LAW WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK

[arachnaboy-deactivated20240429]

Interviewer: No homo haha Jude Law: FULL HOMO

[johnparri]

Chadwick Boseman behind the scenes of Rolling Stone photoshoot.

[smol-bean-azriel]

The Inner Circle as Doggos

Need I say more

Rhys

Feyre

Mor

Amren

Azriel

Cassian

[seachick]

Shout out to whoever taped Hawkeye to the back of the Infinity War standee in the theater

[alb-back]

Are we all gonna just ignore the spider man tissues.