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Acquired Stardust
taylor price
cherry valley forever

Kiana Khansmith
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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Not today Justin

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shark vs the universe
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izzy's playlists!
styofa doing anything

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YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Love Begins
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@notallplants
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stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation with the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.
noncon friendship
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Your friend’s boyfriend
can you do this thing for me pleeeaassse i cant do it (sees you doing it slower and less effectively than me) i can do it actually could you maybe move out of the way
“They let it happen to me. I just lay there.” is like one of the funniest things I’ve seen a celebrity say in recent years like this phrase is gonna be stuck in my head for a couple years at least
They let it happen to me…
stop signs were invented by octagons in order to have something to do
okay. in english read clearly has two sort of meanings. read as in absorb a story. and then read as in literally reading words with your eyes. this is why ppl talk past each other. but the distinction is important because what is happening in your brain when you literally read words absolutely cannot be replicated with any other activity. this is why ppl get frustrated at "audio books are reading!!!" people. like yes, I like audio books too. I think they're great. and yes you absorbed a story. but it just literally cannot replace the mental practice of reading. you just need to make sure you are READING. you have to do it or you will lose all sort of skills, to the point where maybe you aren't actually absorbing stories from audio books as well as you think. you need to read. you just gotta!!! there's no way around it!!! and when ppl are trying to talk about declining literacy rates and why that is detrimental to all sort of rhetorical skills and retention skills and persuasion skills and comprehension skills and decoding skills and you come in with a "don't worry! audio books count :)" it just kinda proves the point!!!! like pick up a 60 page novella and read it pls. at least once a quarter. bare minimum you just have to do it!!!!
You guys are gonna wanna see this
. A baby giraffe was born Monday at Hogle Zoo (Salt Lake City, Utah). Photo by Kennedy Camarena of KSL News.
How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?
gato’s allegory of the fishtank
Wait, it got better.
He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:
For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.
It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton
you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender
you want to be mommy’s stinky feet, don’t you, bubbles? you want to jump and itch for mommy like a good non-binary
happy it's spring, sir!
Fun Fact : If you cut off your left arm. . . Your right arm will be left.
see, that use to be a life-threatening injury in the past, but thanks to advances in modern medicine, you’ll actually end up being all right