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aspiring astrophysicist

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[fedora-official]

I'm going to temporarily slow down on forcefemming linux users to instead forcelinux trans people. My girlfriend still uses windows. When I come over to her place I'm going to show up with an installation media and use my feminine charm to make her install linux

[fedora-official]

when tf did this get a thousand notes

[fedora-official]

I wanted to add a caption but then I looked at her cute tummy and awawawawawaawawa

[fedora-official]

this somehow breached containment and as you'd expect from the Reddit crowd the comments are filled with learned incompetence and reactionary takes

linux isn't harder you were just taught to use windows (windows is actually way more complicated once you know both. source I do)

linux has graphical applications for settings and installing stuff and whatever, you don't need to input commands if you don't want to

inputting commands isn't "coding" you just copy and paste 4 words that mean "run as administrator and install [program]"

and if you really do use a program that doesn't have a linux version or wine looks too complicated, that's okay!! just instead of going "NEVER!!" and playing into the Microsoft propaganda, considering saying:

I wish more developers would make their programs compatible with linux

Linux looks really cool, I'm just stuck because of [program] at the moment

fuck you Nvidia for making this harder than it needs to be

Woah that girl is really pretty

I wish that were me 😵‍💫

hnngsdfsfsnd

[orthodoxadventure]

If you’re seeing this, please say a prayer for all those contemplating suicide or fighting for their lives after a suicide attempt. 

[kaylmao]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[gimmick-blog-detector]

reblog to make prev grow a cup size

[larval-tear]

do not, my friends, become addicted to touching. it will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

[charl0ttan]

it will take hold of me?🥺👉👈

[roadside--picnic]

[immigrant]

this was tumblr in 2013

[allegedly-human]

This is tumblr in 2026

[kaylmao]

[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?

[ewoly5]

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

[eightfifteen]

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

[plutojester]

[doingthewritethings]

my friend briar and i lovingly call this one ‘therapy speak joker’ and it almost caused her to drop biological samples one time

[dizzyghoast]

i think the joker should start talking like this for real. no other character should do this only the joker. i want batman to have to deal with this

[zukosgay]

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

[zukosgay]

[la-mancha-screwjob]

[gageblackwood]

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

[emiliascorner]

[zukosgay]

you’re right. after which you will be absolutely fucking obliterated

[mikkeneko]

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

[flopdylan]

I’ll block a bitch on ants.com

[thefragman]

LIFE ACCELERATORS

[niceinchnails]

[mollyjames]

Is it too much to ask that trans women please catch a break

[phlebasthebroenician]