This Is Not My Beautiful House

This is not my beautiful wife

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being escorted out of town

[wizardshark]

The criminal has been apprehended

[transmechanicus]

Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond!

[tanoraqui]

GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!

[herpsandbirds]

Dovekie aka Little Auk (Alle alle), family Alcidae, order Charadriiformes, Iceland

Photograph by Christophe Moning

[ironychan]

I am so pleased to report that in addition to being absolutely shaped, these guys are also very, very sized.

[squashfolded]

[maryoliveoil]

This is actually a valid concern lol

[blooooooooooooooooooooooooop]

Oh yeah here's another place from my work place

It's stairs that no one uses

[elodieunderglass]

The feeling you have evoked is their use

[lesbiantahani]

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

[ryebreadgf]

Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

[homemade-ghosts]

John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

[eugeniedanglars]

“Robin Williams and Why Funny People Kill Themselves” by David Wong

[seravph]

letters from Medea, salma deera

[pastlivesfinery]

In Style - 1930s - Backless Gowns | 1930-1940 - From my second page @flitteringflounces

[heedra]

if i couldn't have any of the obvious first choice superpowers i would want my power to be the power of i can go anywhere and its not a problem. the way this power would work is that as long as im peaceful and respectful i can go anywhere and nobody will see it as weird or see me as a target for hostility. i can walk into a cool house to politely peep the decor or walk into a tall office building to politely peep the decor or walk around a city at night alone to politely peep the decor or walk into a strange facility to politely peep the decor or walk onto a plane and ride the plane to its destination and then walk around there to politely peep the decor and its fine as long as im chill. no need to make me faster or anything i can just walk at a normal pace. its good for the soul.

[heedra]

first choice superpower is of course to be the thing from The Thing except im friendly and my superhero name is Mystery Meat

[musubeans]

saw a car dragging a labubu facedown through the street

[tattedpetticoats]

[danskjavlarna]

Source details and larger version.

Here’s my collection of vintage dancing imagery.

[nemfrog]

"Isostasy. The weight of the sediments causes the underlying rock to flow."

Physical Science for Secondary Schools. 1962.

Internet Archive

[publicdomainreview]

Ukiyo-e woodblock, by the late Edo artist Utagawa Kuniyoshi (1798-1861), illustrating the legend of the “Sea Monk” or Umibōzu, a spirit in Japanese folklore. More here: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/the-sea-monk-ca-1845

[goshyesvintageads]

Minnesota Mining & Manufacturing Co, 1946

[nemfrog]

M'aimez vous? Do you love me?

Demandes. Réponses : [jeu de cartes] Questions. Answers [card game]. 1840.

Gallica

[vintagepromotions]

Postcard commemorating the 1954 Antarctic expedition by the Australian National Antarctic Research Expeditions (ANARE), led by Phillip Law. The expedition established Mawson Station, Australia's first permanent base on the Antarctic.

[weirdlandtv]

From: HOW TO READ A PERSON LIKE A BOOK (1971), by Gerard I. Nierenberg and Henry H. Calero.

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