He's locked in, he's cooking! The only Aston Martin that will make Nando happy!

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He's locked in, he's cooking! The only Aston Martin that will make Nando happy!
full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set
Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other
No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics
A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!
A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!
A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!
A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!
No, no, no
remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?
InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this
A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*
god those were lawless times.
KAREL HEŘMÁNEK jako LUCIFER XIV.
S ČERTY NEJSOU ŽERTY (1984)
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Let's see what's on TV. Buffy the Vampire Slayer | 1997 - 2003 SPIKE + pop culture references.
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To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
Dir. Beeban Kidron
This was such a formative movie
This shit was revolutionary for the mid-90s. Among other things it helped me understand that transgender and cross-dressing were completely separate things.
To this day, I am in awe of the fact that Patrick Swayze not only campaigned hard to get the audition, not only auditioned in dress and makeup, but spent most of the day leading up to the audition walking around LA in dress and makeup.
This was a man who could sing, dance, act, ride a horse, fight, and walk in heels, he had nothing to prove to anyone, and he is MISSED.
Okay, I’m not done feeling about this.
If you’re younger, you may not know Patrick Swayze; he was Taken From Us in 2009. But Patrick Swayze was an icon of masculinity. Men were willing to watch romantic movies because Patrick Swayze was in them.
Patrick Swayze was fucking beefcake.
And this man didn’t just agree to do a movie where the only time he’s not actually in drag is the first three minutes, which involve stepping out of the shower, doing make up, and getting Dressed. He has ONE LINE that is delivered in a man’s voice, and it’s not during those three minutes.
And if you watch those three minutes, you see a stark difference between his portrayal of Miss Vida Bohéme and Wesley Snipes as Noxeema Jackson. (I am not criticizing Snipes’ performance. They were different roles.) Noxeema was a comedy character. Chi-Chi was a comedy character. But Miss Vida Bohéme was a dramatic role, played by a dramatic powerhouse.
When Vida sits down in front of the mirror, she sees a man. And she doesn’t like it.
Then she puts her hair up, and her face lights up.
“Ready or not,” she says. “Here comes Mama.”
And while Noxeema is having fun with her transformation (at one point breaking into a giggling fit after putting on pantyhose), Vida is simply taking pleasure in bringing out her true self. And when she’s done, she sees this:
And you can FEEL her pride.
All of this from an actor who, up to this point, walked on to the screen and dripped testosterone.
the fact that some of you history-ignorant children in the notes are trying to shit on groundbreaking historical queer cinema because it doesn’t meet 2021 standards is infuriating. sit down, shut the fuck up, and listen to the elders in the room for fucking once
This. If you have never lived in a world where queerness was universally pathologized and criminalized to the point that even IMAGINING a world where it wasn’t constituted a radical and potentially dangerous act, you don’t have any business judging those of us who have for how we survived it and how we found (or still find) comfort in the few imperfect representations we got.
You don’t have to like it. You probably aren’t capable of “getting” it. And to be honest, I don’t want you to! I am glad that young queer people will never know exactly what it was like “back then.” But what you also will not do is refuse to learn your own history and then shit on everything that came before you, because like it or not what came before you is the reason you will never have to get what it was like back then.
On Wesley Snipes’s role Noxeema and John Leguizamo as Chi-Chi Rodriguez.
“I grew up in the ‘70s and even within the street culture, there was a lot of flamboyancy,” Snipes told TODAY of his perception of drag before filming. “Pimps wore the same furs as theprostitutes wore.
“Some of the great musicians of the world, like Parliament-Funkadelic, were very androgynous. So it wasn’t really new for me to see men dressed as women or men dressed as drag queens.”
Snipes attended the famed LaGuardia High School of Performing Arts and then State University of New York at Purchase. He wasn’t a dance major, but most of his friends were. “That exposed me to the world of glam, vogue, drag, transgender and gay people, LGBTQ… but it wasn’t in fashion those days. But it existed and I was around it.”
Not only did “Priscilla, Queen of the Desert” pave the way for “To Wong Foo,” so did films like the 1968 documentary “The Queen” and “Paris Is Burning,” the 1990 doc that chronicled ball culture of New York and the various Black and queer communities involved in it.
Even though he was known for his action roles, Snipes’ portrayal of Noxeema wasn’t the first time he played a drag queen. In 1986, he made his Broadway debut in the play “Execution of Justice,” playing Sister Boom Boom, a real-life AIDS activist and drag nun who acted as the show’s voice of conscience. Snipes pointed out, “Sister Boom Boom did not have Noxeema’s makeup kit.”
On whether he got any pushback for stepping into Noxeema’s pumps, he said, “Not so much professionally but the streets weren’t feeling it, and there were certain community circles. The martial arts community… they were not feeling it at all.”
“In fact, when the movie came out and they would come down the street, I would see them in Brooklyn sometimes, they started listing all my movies. I noticed they would always skip that one. I would correct them, ‘Now you don’t got the full count!’”
Lesser-known than his co-stars at the time, Lequizamo didn’t really anticipate becoming a transgender icon, but he did know that they were working on something special when they started filming.
“Drag didn’t really exist in movies,” Lequizamo, who was nominated for a Golden Globe for his portrayal, told TODAY. “There were straight men pretending to be women to get out of trouble or into trouble but this was not that. I was trying to make Chi-Chi a real life trans character and Patty and Wesley were trying to be real drag queens.” Never fully articulated in the film, Chi-Chi Rodriguez has always been perceived as transgender, something that ending up making an indelible mark on LGBTQ people in the late ‘90s as trans representation in media was limited.
“Chi-Chi was a trans icon, but she also showed us that gay men and trans women can both perform and work in drag side by side, and that those relationships are symbiotic,” Cayne explained.
“It was a powerful thing. I get lots of fan mail from LGBTQ teens telling me how my character helped them come out to their parents,” Leguizamo said. “They didn’t feel like they were seen, so that was a beautiful gift from the movie.”
Lequizamo also articulates that if “To Wong Foo” were cast today, a trans actor should be cast in his role. (And that just may happen, since Beane is developing a musical for Broadway.) “Anybody can play anything, but the playing field is not fair that way,” he said. “Not everybody is allowed to play everything. So until we get to that place, it is important for trans actors to get a chance to act which they don’t. In the project I’m doing, I’m making sure that the person playing trans is a trans person so we can make it legit, make it real. That just needs to be done right now.”
Source: How Hollywood heartthrobs and Steven Spielberg helped make a drag queen cult classic
a monumental film in the library of queer history.
it was formative for modern society, too.
there are a lot of action fans out there who learned from their idols that respect doesn’t cost a damn thing to give. i know plenty of people who aren’t queer saw trans women and drag queens presented as people to them for the first time in wong fu. suddenly, strange and foreign queer identities that had only been presented to them as jokes if they’d even heard of them, seemed a little more relatable, and very human.
we’re all just people.
snipes, swayze, and leguizamo were willing to play people a lot of their fans didn’t respect yet or didn’t even know how to respect and demand they figure it the fuck out.
This is a HUGE reblog but I watched this as a little girl on cable TV and I’m so glad I did. GO WATCH THIS AS SOON AS YOU CAN
I’d love it if To Wong Foo was inescapably broadcast once a year, like A Christmas Story.
For every terf that sends me anon hate, I just reblog this post again.
again i want to say that non-queer and non-trans actors (although first of all, it is not up to you or me to write that identity for or over people we have never met and do not owe it to us) are fucking important. A lot of these actors have taken career hits. They’ve taken hits for the queer community because they could stand to take hits that we could not.
and i am so fucking grateful for these people and i’m grateful when we can do re-makes, but never forget that we are able to do those because others took shots that were intended for us. and that we have taken shots in the past.
and nobody owes you their identity. It is utterly insane to ask actors to disclose their sexuality or gender to play a character on the screen. it is utterly important to cast queer and trans people and to have that representation. these thoughts can and do coexist.
A little on Sister Boom Boom, the very real Sister of Perpetual Indulgence who Snipes portrayed on stage.
1995. “To Wong Fu” was released in 1995. For those of you who are my age and younger, understand this: “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” was released in 1994. “Ace Ventura” very famously features a scene where the protagonist/title character experiences what can best be described as “gay panic” in the true sense of the term.
The villain of “Ace Ventura” is a closeted trans woman who has assumed the identity of a deceased cis woman. It’s a mystery film and the mystery is resolved when the title character realizes the police lieutenant (the aforementioned trans woman) he’d kissed earlier in the film is the same person as a man who had gone missing some years before. On realizing he’d kissed a “man,” the title character enters a state of extreme anger, disgust, and panic in a scene meant to be comedic.
In a time and a place where a legally accepted excuse to murder me was played for a joke, I’ll take Patrick Swayze and Wesley Snipes in dresses with good intent any fucking day.
(btw, this is why I fucking hate you immensely if you say “gay panic” or variations thereof for any reason besides contexts like this.)
To be clear, that’s not gay panic, that’s trans panic. Similar beasts, but distinct legally, as gross as that is.
And yes, that’s exactly why “gay panic” as a cutesy little thing makes me really angry. Ace Ventura came out during my junior year of high school, and I had to listen to everyone laugh about how funny it was. This? A breath of fresh air by comparison.
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Facts are facts. @ladycloud @esmesqualor-not-esmecullen
Gimli: Those Orcs ain’t right, I’ll tell you hwhat
My Barbenheimer itinerary
10 am: brunch 12 pm: meditation 2 pm: Oppenheimer 5 pm: costume change 5:30 pm: nuclear disarmament 6 pm: Barbie 8 pm: karaoke 2 am: bed
Just wanted to generally remind y'all that Marvel's Hercules dates wolverine and it's honestly one of the strongest relationships ships I've seen a wolverine have
Pedro Pascal bude za 20 let hrát Petra Pavla v životopisném snímku
marc is so tired 😑
I know that all the asylum parts of Moon Knight are kinda fun and everything, but the moment we got there in ep 4 all I could think about is `I¨ve seen this episode of Buffy before’ and it kind of ruined the effect for me.
The MCU belongs to THEM
#That’s it. #That’s the show
She’s absolutely right.
This sounds fun as hell.
fun fact, i thought jára cimrman was a real person until my mom told me when I was 13
Weakling.
I know people who were willing to argue that Cimrman was a real historical figure at their maturita exams.
arguing about Cimrman’s realness is actually a glorious way to fuck with many teachers, since almost the whole country is in on the joke that Cimrman was a real person, when you convincingly argue that Cimrman invented/wrote/discovered XY, the teacher is effectively trapped because either they have to accept your bullshit explanation or admit that Cimrman is not real and therefore break the joke and betray the national pride
many of my highschool teachers would preemptively inform us that they will not accept Cimrman as an answer (“we know, we know, he helped invent everything, write about the other people”) just to avoid this
ok but also HE’S TRANS
dear friends i am delighted to inform you that some madman devoted likely many hours to translating some of the plays allegedly written by cimrman and they are on youtube, subs included – please do check them out if you have a feeling you might enjoy
the thing about these plays is, they are deemed THE source of info on cimrman – the people acting them out call themselves cimrmanologists and the “perfromance” is always divided into two parts: the seminar and the play itself. the plays span a variety of genres (though all of them are to huge extent comedies) and the seminars always present a sort of background, be it historical context in cimrman’s life or any other relevant information
every time a new play comes out the whole joke is that it’s been “discovered”, many times in very random locations, in various random scenarios.
To add to the gender fuckery of Cimrman. Born male, raised female, discovered the truth at 15 on accident, lived his life presenting male and when everything went to hell after the assassination of archduke Ferdinand, Cimrman disappeared and reappeared in Liptákov, this time assuming the identity of a frail old woman who gave tours of the village and ran his own museum. You gotta respect her will to hustle.
Dont forget about the part that YOU can be Cinrmanologist too! Due to the way his life is presented, you can just go to a place and call it Cimrman’s hill and tell a story about how he lived there, when he was accidentally discovering algebra.
Knew a guy who made a sign “Jára Cimrman probably never had a lunch in this house”
Literally everything about the guy is next level fanfiction
Anyway Cimrman 100% came up with the concept of Tumblr which is supported by records of his “information circus” where he employed 12 professors (read: nerds) who would receive phone calls from people asking questions such as “how heavy is the moon?” “which is the highest mountain of the world?” or “when will my husband return from work?” and would answer them off the top of their head, unsourced, often using unconventional measurements, which in its essence is the same as typical Tumblr asks. That, along with the name “information circus” itself reminiscent of typical Tumblr clownery, clearly tells us that Tumblr is the One true website operating on the original concept of the internet as intended by the Master himself.
It should also be noted that while Tumblr is the most faithful to Cimrman’s original vision, there have been also copycats made by people who liked the idea but lacked the Master’s impeccable sense for what is truly important. These people then went on to create services derived from the “information circus” one of which would later come to be known as Seznam.cz, an internet search engine. From that point onwards even more imitators, now named Yahoo and Bing, would sprout, degrading the idea even further, seemingly intentionally evading some base principles of the “information circus”.
He also had his own Google Doodle for the 50th anniversary of the first discovery of one of his theatre plays
Okay, but let’s not forget that Cimrman is also one of the candidates for Czech president 2023
[Trans: picture 1: extraordinary man for ordinary country, Jára Cimrman, the candidate for the president of the Czech Republic, support me’
picture 2: citizen Cimrman, candidate with ambiguous face, I want to support’]
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Alright that’s a good exception to an otherwise solid rule.
Jack Black also gets a pass.