Egg Leg

Mima’s Room

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[scunthotter]

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.

[victusinveritas]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[northirish]

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

[princessmo]

[imjunebitch]

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[moveslikekeithrichards]

nsfw = nosfewatu

[aceynk]

ok holy shit i was looking up the number 1289 because i got it in that wikigacha game. apparently it is what is called an "evil number". so obviously i have to check that out.

ok so. i guess that makes them evil. but apparently the counterpart to these numbers are called. the fucking "odious numbers".

so. integers have two choices. they can either be evil or yucky. that's really awesome

[bonesbeetle]

i love when SCP photos are clearly just taken by the author. ohhh fuck it's the some-guy-in-his-shower entity!!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[lakevida]

scared but noble animal protecting its nestmates

[theleechking]

Personally, the first thing I saw was a ragoon. Bending over begging to take it up the ass. Idk what that says about me but prob something.

[lakevida]

it means youre an empath

[tekunoraizu]