⦿⦿ Titbits ⦿⦿

classicist/part-time teacher. What you can expect: mostly Supernatural, Classics stuff, and rotten wordplay, but also Brooklyn 99, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, actors of all of the above. And Shakespeare. Always expect Shakespeare.

[lunah-goodbye]

[josiedokeh-deactivated20190405]

[quitcomplaining]

this is the most amazing gifset i’ve ever seen in my life

[deathhasaclaim-deactivated20180]

Don’t watch unless you want to cry

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

Deutscher Supernatural Dub wahrscheinlich: "Ich hab dich lieb." Oder "Ich habe Sie lieb."

[is-destiel-canon-yet]

Is Destiel Canon Yet?

11/25/20: Si.

[soaringsearingphoenix]

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

[soaringsearingphoenix]

Like... i have to make sure my meals are nutritionally balanced... i have to make sure that the space i occupy is big enough, and interesting enough, and provide enrichment to make up for the lack of novelty... i have to make sure i get exercise... i'm not qualified for this

[supernaturaldaily]

us vs the writers 

[tinkdw]

This is literally the ending we got.

[whelvenwings]

If nothing else I'm sending a message to every writer out there: you never ever need to doubt yourself again, you never need to worry you'll never be good enough, you never need to worry if you should be writing at all, because literal paid professionals of a well-known cult hit genre show on actual television were given the chance to wrap the show up satisfyingly and instead they created a rushed, disjointed, OOC, regressive, boring, just plain bad pile of garbage... I mean those people were paid to do that... please never doubt again that you deserve to create. If they get to do it then so do You

[thatblackdress]

[weloveshortvideos]

[rehfan]

If you are having a bad day, please unmute.

(Huskie puppy doesn’t quite get the howling thing. Sounds like a baby babbling.)

[filbipott]

“Banana!”

[iamallrightfine]

* day is fixed* 

[chileananderson-deactivated2017]

ok. i super needed this.

[stellagibsonisalifeforce]

THIS. The whole world should watch this.

[winchester-reload]

Canon.

[his-shining-tears]

looks stupit I want ten

[tlitookilakin]

The best part of this is that the explanation is even sillier:

these aren’t even a “race” of khajit, they’re just regular khajit. Whether khajit end up like housecats or humans or a fucking lion is solely determined by what phase of the moons they’re born under.

[edgar-allan-possum]

So, you could be practically human, your sister could be a frickin smilodon, and your parents could just be housecats?

Wild

[lemonsharks]

Hands down the best worldbuilding ever made; all other worldbuilding is cancelled forever

This is the only thing we need

[lemonsharks]

Could you imagine telling your sister, who just wants you to open the tuna, neener neener neener who doesn’t have any thumbs?

Or “DAD. NEEDLE TOES, COME ON!”

You know this happens daily in so many Khajit households

[calder]

oh my god i thought theyd never show this in-game

[call-me-cee]

What does one even say to this

[vaporwavevocap]

“Pspspspspspsp” generally.

[nougatbaby]

Kodaline's All I want hits different tonight. 😭

All I want is nothing more To hear you knocking at my door 'Cause if I could see your face once more I could die a happy man I'm sure When you said your last goodbye I died a little bit inside I lay in tears in bed all night Alone without you by my side But if you loved me Why'd you leave me? [...] So you brought out the best of me A part of me I've never seen You took my soul and wiped it clean Our love was made for movie screens But if you loved me Why'd you leave me?

[glyphsmash]

*eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry*

[possibly-a-ghost]

*+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp*

[charlesoberonn]

The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

[charlesoberonn]

She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.

[aphony-cree]

But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand 

Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*

Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*

This is a Greek comedy I could get behind 

[obaewankenope]

What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.

Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield

[adspexi]

thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys

and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he’s invulnerable all over. 

[thunder28]

imagine running into battle with a deep fryer mesh

[bookworm-for-life]

The only video you need to watch in order to get into the Christmas spirit. 

[spotlessgloves]

I SO LOVE this. 

[vee-a-literal-alien-deactivated]

This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

[where-dark-and-light-meet]

“Ghost Apples” in the Fruit Ridge area of Kent County, Michigan.

An unusual phenomenon when freezing rain coats rotting apples before they fall, the apple turns mushy and eventually slips out, leaving the icy shell still hanging on the tree.

Photos: Woodtv8