I just know Drunk David probably looks like this:
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I just know Drunk David probably looks like this:
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Based on my Shaw pack hcs I know for a fact that Angel and Milo are for sure making the rest of the pack watching the World Cup. Some of them (like David and Babe) are hesitant to watch cause it's not really their thing but they'll all like face time (if they can't meet up) to watch their countries or their partners countries play and they have so much fun larping being a fan lol (I've been really into watching the cup despite not really being into it previous years and I thought about the pack potentially watching the games)
My delusional pride month hope is that there will be a new maam crew video where Corvus comes out as nonbinary or gender nonconforming to the group and they'll be super sweet about it (and they'll all confess their feelings and become a poly 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️)
happy pride to HIM and HIM specifically
Damn crew Pinterest hc board for anyone interested :)
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Okay so, compared to Shaw pack hcs I feel like these are lacking a little bit but i'm still adding to these hcs so I'll probably due an update on these later. Again if there's anything on here that I got wrong or someone has more info on let me know so I can educate myself :) (I'll also be posting a pinterest board with more damn crew hcs if anyone is interested)
Xavier
Pansexual
Salvadorian
Like all true Hispanics, he has weirdly prophetic dreams (like I just know he's the type to know when someone is pregnant before they are)
But he's also the type to have a dream he gets cheated on and then is mad at his partner the next day (toxic Latina style)
He had a boyfriend who didn't attend the games since they had gotten into a fight right before cause his boyfriend chose to go on a work trip that would take him away for the games (idk maybe he worked for the department or something or maybe he's unempowered and he just needed to fly out of town for a couple of days) whatever the case his boyfriend came home early in hopes of catching Xavier after the ceremony and make up only to find the stadium covered in a ward and no word of if the people in there were alive or dead.
His boyfriend had been planning to propose after he finished his last year at DAMN, had a ring picked out, and everything.
Freelancer
Cuban
Is a cis woman but doesn't care if people refer to them as different pronouns
Pansexual
Lactose Intolerance but still eats dairy basically daily 💔
Was really shit at taking care of themselves, literally the only reason they were still going was Caleum's magic working overtime
They see Damien as an older brother figure.
Gavin and Damien have to stop them from drinking like 4 energy drinks a day (they're like genuinely addicted to energy drinks)
Loves to dye their hair fun colors
Lasko is not the only one in the group who has acne, but while Lasko is from stress and anxiety, Freelancer is genuinely cause they suck at taking care for themselves and used like 15 in 1 for everything hygiene-related
Gavin
Can't drive for shit, like he's crashing the car
He has flawless skin and doesn't need to do skin care, but he thinks it's fun to do, especially if the whole group is doing it.
Has to have pretty makeup on at all times, like he lovessss to do a dramatic eyeshadow
He's gotten a lot better at doing human things, but he loves to pretend not to know how to do things properly to piss Damien off.
He is part of a theater group, either at DAMN or at a local theater, but he was so good that he kept being offered lead roles, but he usually chooses to play a smaller supporting side character instead.
Has a twitter where he's lowkey famous cause he'll tweet all sorts of wacky shit and people think he's just being funny but no he really didn't know you can't put metal in a microwave
Damien Rhone
Guy liner
Filipino
Bisexual
He's mildly allergic to kiwis, he found out cause he had a reaction after eating a strawberry kiwi salad
He has decently long hair, which goes almost halfway down his back, and he takes really good care of it.
He was decent at doing hair (he did his own and his mom's), but he also started doing Huxley's hair to help him speed up the process of whatever new hairstyle he was doing, and he's a pro at it now, and loves finding new cool hairstyles for Hux.
Still gets embarrassed at the idea of sharing an indirect kiss with Hux.
Huxley
He goes by any pronouns and is not cis gender but doesn't care to label it cause at the end of the day, he doesn't care that much.
African American
Is the most organized person in the entire group
His moms and he used to have a very thorough skincare routine that they did religiously together, and he's kept it up and introduced the group to better skincare (he was rightfully horrified when he saw what freelancer was using before)
Loves to do people's hair. After he and Damien start dating, he does his hair every morning.
He's a sleepwalker, so Damien has the whole house baby-proofed so he can sleep without worrying that Huxley is gonna die. And Hux only sleepwalks when he eats something specific (like that one lady on tiktok that sleep walks when she eats cheese before bed)
Has the most amazing rock AND plant collection you've ever seen
He does use makeup now and then, usually only some eyeshadow and lip gloss, but he'll go all out for special occasions.
Lasko Moore
Mexican (his family has been living in California since it was still a part of Mexico)
Decently buff, but he's always wearing sweaters and stuff, so most people don't know.
Retired crashout
Has serious road rage (the crew is scared to let him drive or be in the same car as him when he's driving)
The whole closet is basically goodwill clothes, and it gets the crew to start going there, so they also slowly start using more goodwill clothes.
Used to be super punk back when he was a teenager, but slowly grew out of the style because he got overstimulated by the accessories, but he's never lost the punk state of mind.
Has a gigantic D&D dice collection cause he literally cannot stop himself from buying them if he thinks they're pretty
Lasko has Big 'ol nerd glasses and a septum piercing (it's perfectly healed, so he doesn't wear it all the time, and people are surprised when they see it because of that)
People are just so blinded by his nerdy and nervous nature that they don't see how fucking hot and cool he is.
He vapes the fruitiest, sweetest flavors you didn't even know existed. He's got good self-control, so he's not addicted or anything, but like after a long grading session, he'll take a couple of hits.
He lowkey got passed around not only the group but also the school… Like Gavin has a record that's barely longer than Lasko's, but once again, no one really knows about it 'cause he's a nerd and they think it was just a one-off thing. Back when Lasko and Hux first met, they did, in fact, hook up once or twice. He and Damien hate-fucked once. Obviously, he's hooked up with Gavin and then again with Freelancer this time.....
Dear
Colombian and Korean
Nonbinary (they/them) AMAB
Instantly hit it off with Freelancer because they also like to dye their hair every so often, and they have hair dye days, where they'll go out together and pick out the color, get drinks, and then have a show marathon while they do each other's hair.
The biggest science nerd ever, like lovessss biology/earth science more than anything, and probably has a master's or is going for a PhD in it
Loves to send Lasko cheesy science memes
Astrology person, like they've sat the whole group down and read their charts.
Basically, they're autistic.
And ADHD
Lowkey AuDHD stereotype, and they struggle to be nice to themselves because of it, thinking that they're too hard to handle or befriend because of all of the things that come with that.
They also went undiagnosed for a long time cause they grew up in a family where mental illness wasn't seen as serious or real, and that you just had to suck it up.
Had Lasko's contact as "future husband" since they met, like they were manifesting on that man since day one
if you guys liked my shaw pack hcs I have damn crew hcs too.....if anyone is interested in me posting those.....
These are just some extra hcs that I felt didn't go under one specific character but more of the pack as a whole :)
Milo, Asher, and David all know how to surf and occasionally go together with everyone else on a beach day and show off for their mates.
Both Angel and David had taught each other some phrases and stuff in each other's first language, but they both surprised the other by giving their vows in the other's language, everyone else in the group knew about the plan and worked really really hard to keep it a surprise.
Werewolves do, in fact, have knots, though not as dramatically big as in fanfiction. They do get bigger closer to the solstice, though….
Lovely, Babe, Sweetheart, and Angel got really into fanfiction (mainly cause of Lovely and Babe), and now they'll all write stuff and beta each other and are moots on Tumblr and AO3. They're also pretty popular due to their based takes (which definitely aren't based on their irl experience)
When shifted, certain things will transfer, like if they have their nails painted, their claws will be painted too, or if they have hair dye, they'll have a strand or two of fur in that color.
David and Babe were actually the two who argued the most about wedding planning, as it took 5ever for them to agree on a color scheme
Vincent and Lovely hcs today, and I fear that I don't have that many for them, It's been 5ever since I listened to the series so I don't have as many hcs on them </3 I might remake these hcs later when I re-listen to their audios.
Vincent Solaire
Pansexual and Trans
Chinese American
He doesn't know how to whistle.
I know he said that he's moved past his goth phase, but I genuinely believe that this man dresses so emo and doesn't even realize it.
He didn't know how to tie a tie until he got turned, and William taught him.
All the mates (Sam included) had a group chat away from the wolves of the pack, and both Vince and Lovely got added to it as honorary members.
Absolute fashion diva, like I know this man has at least one pair of red-bottom dress shoes.
Lovely
African-American and Indian
Though she doesn't speak Hindi very well cause she grew up in America and away from her extended family members
She bonded a lot with Darlin', who helped her learn the language better, and now they'll gossip in Hindi.
Pansexual
Was also lowkey Twilight-obsessed like Babe, and they quickly bonded over that.
She also really liked Vampire Diaries and My Babysitter's a Vampire.
Used to be kinda big on the reader x vampire fanfic writer scene, and they bonded with babe over their fanfics cause they used to read their fics without knowing. They started writing again soon after meeting Vince cause dude the inspiration and material was toooo good. (Babe lowkey became her beta writer)
Yellow is her favorite color, and while she's not the type to own everything in her favorite color, she does have a good amount of things in the color.
Wire jewelry making is a hobby of hers, and she loves making them for the rest of the gang, whether it be rings or necklaces, but her favorite to make is arm bands.
My Darlin and Sam hcs :) (again there's somethings here that's im not super educated on so if someone else knows more or I got something wrong let me know so I can fix it !!)
Darlin'/Tank
(Stole this one from someone on Tumblr, I'd tag them, but I can't remember the account :( If someone knows what I'm talking about pls let me know so I can credit/tag them) But despite David being like an older brother figure now, they had a reluctant crush on him when they were younger and felt awkward about it growing up, and were lowkey heartbroken when they saw David get together with perfect, amazing Angel.
Nonbinary transmasc from a very traditional Indian family, so you know there are issues there…. They didn't disown them or anything, but it's clear that they don't really accept it, and they had their own internalized transphobia to deal with growing up, which is part of the reason their relationship with the rest of the pack was always kind of strained.
After they came back into the pack, they got more comfortable with their identity and who they were as a person, and they're wayyyy more confident about their body and stuff, so much so that they go by any pronouns (with the pack only though cause they know they don't see them as a girl and respect their gender)
They also don't plan on getting top or bottom surgery. After getting closer with Angel, Sweetheart, and Babe, they felt that they didn't owe anyone else anything, and they could look however they wanted, and the people that mattered would still see them as transmasc
They didn't get the nickname Tank for no reason; they're obviously built as fuck, more than Sam but not more than David (in my opinion), I'm talking thighs bigger than watermelons.
They're pretty flat-chested, so they don't really need to bind, and they work out and are so buff that they lowkey gave themselves DIY top surgery LMAO.
Nipple piercings
They don't really care to label their sexuality, and after everything with Quinn and his abuse, they didn't care about any of that; the closest they would identify is saying they're under the Ace umbrella.
Was kinda jealous of Lovely and projected on them a little when they met, when they found out that they also came from an Indian family who loved and supported them, but quickly corrected their thoughts and reminded themselves that that's a fault of their family and not on them or Lovely
Never really moved past early 2000s tech, not having many friends and being super depressed made it so being online wasn't something they really craved, so they used a BlackBerry for a long time and only switched over to a newer Nokia slide screen cause the BlackBerry got broken in the scuffle with Quinn. They still love to give Sam shit for being bad with newer tech though lol.
Sammuel Collins
Retired crashout
And I mean CRASHOUT !! this man was getting into fights left and right and winning
Native American (I saw one singular fan art of him as a native American, and I've held that hc dear to my heart since)
I have native family but I'm not native myself and I haven't done nearly enough research to speak too much on this hc (yet, I'll do more research soon…) but I think his parents weren't part of a reservation, like they left or something but his grandmother was, and since she was the only one he had a good relationship with she taught him about the culture, language and history, and he holds all of those memories and information close to his heart.
He looks just like his grandmother.
Demisexual
(I don't remember if this one is canon or not) But he has like the same shirts and pants in different colors cause he's like, "If it works, it works; I like what I like, and if they ever stop making them, then I have more" (I'm crying, I just re-listened to the series, and this is in fact canon in HB winter 2022)
Secretly reads the fanfics that Lovely writes.
He does, in fact, know how to ride a horse, but only Darlin' and Vincent know cause he doesn't wanna give more fuel to the cowboy jokes.
Was gifted a vampire-style cowboy belt by Asher, and he actually loves it a lot.
Has a "grudge" with Sweetheart for introducing Darlin' to the Magnus archives, who then forced him to listen with them.
Fred and his friend got him a Father's Day gift as a joke (something stupid like #1 dad mug), and they did it the year after and the year after, and it became a tradition. They still give him a gift even after he left the Solaire house cause yeah, that's their dad.
Milo and Sweetheart headcannons today !!!
Milo Greer
Black and Puerto Rican
Between Milo and Marie, everyone in the pack knows at least a couple of phrases in Spanish.
Pansexual
Enrique Iglesias and Romeo Santos are #1 lovers, like he has all of their CDs ever, and all songs memorized
Phenomenal cook, maybe not as good as David, but his food is fucking amazing.
On that note, he has to have music going in the background while he cooks. Sweetheart will often wake up to the soft sounds of R&B or Bachata (his two favorite genres of music imo) and the smell of breakfast wafting from the kitchen, and they won't be able to stop the absolute giddy smile that blooms on their face, and they know that it's gonna be a good day.
Has a cologne collection that he's been curating for years now
Has the prettiest fucking eyelashes ever, like omfg everyone is jealous.
Has a tattoo of Aggros' markings somewhere on him
He had this super old car when he was a teen that he loved more than anything, like he took such good care of it that it kept running well past when it should've exploded or something. He was pretty devastated when the engine finally gave out.
Is actually short, like not short just because everyone else is tall, like he's 5'8" MAX, and I feel like even that might be a little too tall.
He's jacked, though
He and Sweetheart have matching phone backgrounds, which is the other with Aggro.
Sweetheart
Genderfluid and Vietnam baddie
They eventually get the same tattoo of Aggro that Milo has
Their hair grows crazy fast, and they're always cutting it into new styles.
Their aesthetic is punk, leaning into goth.
In true punk fashion, they make/diy a lot of their clothes and accessories, and they'll make stuff for Milo too, and he wears that shit with pride like it's the most expensive designer ever.
Is always wearing at least lip gloss in terms of makeup, and usually it's a flavored one (they lowkey like to eat it LMAO) and has a lip gloss collection that rivals Babe's
They're already a decent height (like 5'9" +), but they always wear demonias or some other tall shoe, so they look way taller.
They exercise often enough, but Milo is still leagues buffer than them, and they really like that (especially despite being taller, Milo can still throw them around and manhandle them)
They're really good at their job, no doubt about it. But they also just always have this crazy luck to be delivered to basically all the important stuff. Idk how to explain it, but they're always at the scene of the crime, or they just happen to stumble upon critical information, which is great! But this means they keep getting more work for their troubles, and sometimes they wish they could just be bad at their job if it means getting fewer assignments/work load. Very "accidentally became important at work and it's ruining my life" vibes.
This unnatural ability also extends to work situations outside of the field, like they'll end up walking into crazy shit happening at the office too, shit that they have to report and fill out paperwork for (which also makes them more trustworthy and brings them higher up at work, causing more work 🥀)
And while they're sent to do a lot of field work due to their stealth status, they also have to do a lot of paperwork (like field reports and they fucking hateee it), but they have a little office cubicle that they have all nice and decorated in hopes of getting some sort of motivation while at work.
Loooves analogue horror and got really into the Magnus archives when the series came out
A gagillion piercings and gages
Number one hairstylist of the group, like if someone needs a haircut or wants a specific hairstyle they can't do, sweetheart is the one they all go to
…I know this isn’t canonically accurate to the actual book but shhhh I had to compromise
Lovely doodle. :3 Vincent’s audio was my introduction to Erik’s channel
Took me another thirty years but finally have access to my laptop so here's my Babe and Asher headcannons:
Asher Talbott
Denki and Kirishima vibes (def watches MHA and took inspo from him)
He's dyslexic
The least buff of the main group. That doesn't mean he doesn't have muscles, but it leans more towards being a swimmer than jacked like the rest of the pack.
He also lowkey has like a sleeper build, but mainly cause he wears baggy skater boy clothes, so it's not noticeable, and he looks pretty skinny in that regard.
He has a knack for learning languages really quickly, so he picked up Spanish and Korean fucking immediately.
Bi4Bi with Babe
Always has matching nails with babe (like he'll go get them done with them), and the other couple's lowkey started copping them cause they thought it was cute to match.
Asher used to have a car-shaped flip phone that he loved so much, and he'd probably still use it if it actually worked.
Knows that Baaabe loves Y2K, so he gave them an iPod with a bunch of songs that remind him of them, and they cried actual tears cause they thought it was so cute and thoughtful.
Sometimes he'll make a crazy, stupid post on the company account and won't realize until David beats his ass for it.
Baaabe Talbott
Was lowkey obsessed with Twilight and has a very Y2K Alice Cullen-esque fashion style
Trans/Transfemme bisexual (She/They)
Mexican baddie
Pretty big into scene and nighcore music
She and Asher have matching trampstamps that they got together after they got engaged.
Used to lowkey have an eating disorder, but Asher helped her be more proud of her natural figure, and she has gained a healthy, happy relationship weight.
Looooves going to see new movies in the theater, even better when they barely know anything about it, and they'll always try to drag someone with them cause it's a little awkward to go alone. Usually, Ash comes with, but sometimes he can't, so she'll drag Milo, sweetheart, Angel, Tank; they even managed to get David to come with a couple of times.
Is big on the authentic Y2K aesthetic, and has like purely cds they play on a Walkman and they abuse the fact that Angel burns them to ask them to burn whatever songs their into at the moment on a cd (they're really bad at actually making a playlist, tending to just listen to whatever without rhyme or reason vs Angel who actually fixes up the playlists nice and aesthetic based on the vibes) She also has a flip phone and loves 2000s slang and texting style (which Sam still needs Darlin' to decipher for him because despite being there he wasn't big into tech or slang)
Because of this, she loves to steal Asher's phone to scroll through reels or whatever, and she and Asher just share social media accounts on basically everything.
Big fan of vintage designers, and they have a load of clothes and shoes of different brand names that they got from their mom and aunts when they first came out and started transitioning because "all girls need something designer," and they burst into tears and take care of the clothes soooo well.
Falling into the Hispanic stereotypes, but they had a small chihuahua that was mean and barked at everyone but them, like that dog was attached at the hip with them.
Teal/Turquoise is their color, like maybe not their fave, but the color looks sooo good on them.
Has an old Tumblr they used to post hcs on, and when they logged back on, they had gone triple platinum on it.
Ash got her into MHA too, and she loves Mina and Cami so much, like that's literally her in a different universe.
Chat trust that I actually meant to post other Shaw pack headcanons today but the place I use to write is being glitchy af on my phone and won't let me copy and paste onto tumblr, I'll keep trying to post but I might have to wait until I have access to a computer 😭😭😭
I do not know why the hive chose me, but it did.
And I think that it always had. The song is loud and beautiful and I am so very afraid.
There is a wasps’ nest in my attic.
Perhaps it can soothe my itching soul.
Statement ends.
grwm to survive another day haunted by my insane dead mother