The Bakery

Used to write horror snippets, right now this is solely to ramble about Dungeons and Daddies.

[number2enigma]

Dungeons and Daddies Roleplay Blog Master List -

Canon Characters

AU Characters

Extras

Autumn Oak

@grandmotherofchaos

Barry Oak

@bearly-aware

Bill Close

@billcloseofficial

Birdie Oak-Garcia

@justalittlebirde

Cassandra Swift

@cassie-swift-va

Darryl Wilson

@darryl-wilson

The Doodler

Erica Drippins

@letsgodoodlers

@dood-the-doodler

@h0rsegirl-erica

Erin O'Neal / O'Neill

@treewitchbitch

Glenn Close

@christmas-rock-demon

Grant Wilson

@fortnightmazter

Hero Oak Swallows Garcia

@notaherojustanintern

Henry Oak

@henry-is-o-a-k

@henry--oak--garcia

@princehen

Hermie Unworthy

@herman-unworthy-askblog

Hildy Russet

@intrepidreporterrusset

Jodie Foster

@divorce-master

@j0die-f0ster

@joedemonfoster

Lark Foster

@lark-foster

Lark Garcia

@l4rk-g4rci4

Lark Oak-Garcia

@larkinginthedark

The Library

@associationforpinkeyesufferers

@thelibrarydndads

Lincoln Li-Wilson

@i-love-my-gay-dad

@lincoln-li-wilson1

Mark Likely

@dilf-dennis

Mercedes Oak-Garcia

@mercedes-is-o-a-k

Morgan Freeman

@therealmorganfreeman

Nicholas Foster

@nich0las-foster

Nick Close

@nick-cl0s3

Nicky Swift

@sa1nt-n1cky

Normally Oak-Swallows-Garcia

@teenytheteentheteen

Paeden Bennett

@eyeofthetigerbaby

Ratticus Finch

@attorney-rat-law

Risky Click

@papas-risky-click

Ron Stampler

@thedadwhosteppedup

Scam Actually

@scam-actually

Scam Likely

@notscamlikely

Sparrow Oak-Garcia

@sparrowthelovewolf

Taylor Swift

@whyis-taylorswift-taken

Terri "Scary" Marlowe

@gothpunkseekerofdarkness

@your-new-best-friend-terri

Terry Jr. Stampler

@terry-jr

@theaterteachertj

Veronica Marlowe

@veronica-marlowe

Willy Stampler

@fisherman-with-a-plan

@willystampler

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Whisper into the nearest tree, and Erin will let me know when we get drinks next weekend.

[number2enigma]

Feel free to ignore this =)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mayfriend]

king i think it is not fucking sufficient at all. wolftopia or bust

[anxiouscryptid]

Also Wolftopia is gorgeous by the way

[lierdumoa]

Wolftopia is nearly the size of Saturn and orbits two stars that closely orbit each other!

[gayvampyr]

trans planet trans planet 🏳️‍⚧️

[number2enigma]

Wolftopia the trans planet is an icon. Keep on spinnin, baby, you're doing great.

[planetaryplut0-deactivated20250]

have we completely taken over the Glenn Close tag? bc thats very cool and sexy of us

[isadora-greenhall]

ATTENTION DNDADS FANDOM:

Dndads is canon to life now

[number2enigma]

The sky will turn red any day now.

[feministism]

[cassie-is-trans]

This made me cry

[courtingwonder]

MindSpace - Common Cognitive Distortions

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

it looked like this

[deadbeatdiabolist]

hermie: i was using you Normal

normal: omg you think im useful 😳

[number2enigma]

Hey what if I held a hottest Willy contest. Would. Would anyone be there for that?

[ccatgiri]

I JUST REALIZED link was most likely never legally adopted by grant and marco, which gives the "my parents said their biggest fear was the adoption agency showing up and taking me away from them" line a much less wholesome and much more fucked up context LMAO

[number2enigma]

Oh god yeah because from any normal human perspective it looks like they just kidnapped a baby from somewhere. Oops.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[getinthehandbasket]

21 days away from 2020, folks.

[m-pennanti]

Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. 🙏

[nerdy-as-heck]

This is art at its finest

[hey-there-princey-deactivated20]

one week to 2020 dudes

[citruscore]

good morning

[number2enigma]

I feel like I got hit by a truck /pos

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[decadentstrangernacho]

Ugh I hate superstitions… … not that it stops me, of course

[number2enigma]

I may not believe, but I do like bagels.

[meatboy10]

thinking about how when anthony said “cute goth guy”, normal gasped too

[the-haiku-bot]

thinking about how

when anthony said “cute goth

guy”, normal gasped too

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cowboysuggest]

yeah theres no way to stop using amazon completely because they own so many things and many websites use them for hosting, but audible is something we really dont need. amazon is already trying to replace public libraries with “audible amazon libraries” and we cant let that happen. your libraries are already payed for with taxes ((though normally way underfunded because politicians normally dont care enough)) 

use libby or overdrive for audiobooks or ebooks, support libraries and buy from their used books sale (ive scored so many awesome books, and old books! as well as some great cds and movies) , and many libraries also mail out books!! theres so many options and libraries are always changing to make themselves more accessible for everyone, so support them! theyre such an important part of your community.

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified “Fuck Amazon” Library Post