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[eameseames]

important life update: my dog came out of the woods with half of an artisanal baguette

[karlvsn-deactivated20240312-dea]

[mmolia]

Tags via @smute

[punkitt-is-here]

this duck LOVES pink drink

[punkryuki]

[sawdust-emperor]

Her just pouring the puree straight over the duck's head because she knows there's no getting that duck out of the cup is killing me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Glinda really had an entire musical number expounding on the theme of "success in life is not about being highly qualified or even competent, but manipulating people's superficial perception of you." and then she went into POLITICS. truly the #girlboss representation the world has earned

[manny-jacinto]

WICKED (2024) + REDDIT TEXT POSTS

[percabethmatters]

THIS 😂

[toastbutteregg]

[0ryza13]

The game becomes open-world when you master the skills: Talk To People and Ask For Things

[chaotic-archaeologist]

I promise this is especially true for museum folks, library folks, and academics. We are always looking for an opportunity to talk about our silly little special interests and we will love you for providing one. Send the email.

[museeeuuuum]

Send the email!

[headspace-hotel]

this is legit I have made a habit of emailing prominent researchers in overly specific things and it has opened many doors...

[aaronstveit]

"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious

[disgustinggf]

[felixfeliccis]

Preach I guess

[felixfeliccis]

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

[fatsexybitch]

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[livingvampires]

love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3

[livingvampires]

wow 😳 exceeding expectations!

[trashworldblog]

living in the olympic village has to be WILD. you wake up from your cardboard bed, overwhelmed with the idea that you're at the Fucking Olympics at 22. you walk around and notice the girl thats sponsered by parmachan cheese. you get breakfast and think of the guy who loves those chocolate muffins. you wish he left one for you. you go to your morning workout hoping to see simone biles. you go to see your team, and they're pitching tik tok ideas. it gets 5 million views. snoop dog is in the background.

[brucebocchi]

twitter conservatives are such sauceless dweebs these days that they have no clue that they should never try to start shit with a veteran forum poster. you cannot hope to flame him, this man was forged in the fires of Niðavellir

[rodribentancur]

[lil-shiro]

Choose your shooting game character: Olympics 2024 edition

Choe Daehan, South Korea (bringing Jojo vibes) Kim Yeji, South Korea (figuratively and literally mother) — silver medalist Yusuf Dikec, Türkiye (ex-military with strong uncle vibes who refuses to use modern gear) — silver medalist

[thunderheadfred]

my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times, gently chilling in your orbit. he is also VERY, VERY DUMB 

it’s a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes downstairs to use his box and when he comes out, he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke. husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”

kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto husband’s feet, purring high-powered lawnmower style. the realization hit us both at the same time…

this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy. 

he couldn’t see or hear us for ten continuous seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately burst into tears !!!!

[thunderheadfred]

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and I just wanted to update you that moments ago, this big orange infant found himself on the wrong side of a baby gate, could not hork his lorge butt over it, and so just started WAILING until everyone in the house came to rescue him. Me, my partner, the dog, our other cat… everyone came to be like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”

after this harrowing ordeal, he is now in my lap