Maximum Weenie Overdrive

Nuri | ♍ | ☆ writing, mythology, cats, comics

[yingui]

我如何温暖你我的爱人？

[softgrlfriend]

I have been nothing but elusive and difficult to you and this is how you treat me

[mel-a-tonin]

just realized i never posted my very first wulf drawing on here, from back when ep. 88 originally aired! i continue to be so infinitely curious about this [REDACTED] mystery man and his motivations

[sodiumfreak]

FIRST step to enjoying any media is getting attached to the character whose suicidal tendencies are the most obvious

[autismfox]

Second step is shipping them with whoever they are most likely to become codependent with.

[lush--lush]

[nuricurry]

ashes of the home you set ablaze

Lan Zhan| Lan Wangji/Wei Ying| Wei Wuxian | Modern AU | Rating: M | WIP (4/? chapters) While searching for a missing teenage boy, Lan Zhan ends up finding a ghost from his past. Or rather, the ghost calls him up in the middle of the night. *** “I was never a lawyer, Wei Ying.” “Never…?” Wei Ying’s tone is of disbelief, seemingly at a loss for words with this new information. After a beat, however, he straightens once again. “Wait. Then that means– You lied?!” “I did not lie,” Lan Zhan frowns, finally glancing away from the road just long enough to meet Wei Ying’s eyes. “You said you were a lawyer! My lawyer” “I did not. You said that.” “Well, you didn’t correct it!”

[lutszu]

MISERY

[imaslave4u]

Lady Gaga performing ‘Paparazzi’ at the MTV Video Music Awards (September 13, 2009) 

[fionafuartwork]

[rebelsafoot]

dont you just love narrative parallels because i sure do

[archliches]

people always try to play the "but you're a lesbian" card whenever i say odd shit about men and i think that's because people are too cowardly to accept the truth: these are pure, objective observations. i don't have a leg in this race. when i say Gene Wilder has a kind of evil warlock's raw sexual charisma in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory you can't write me off as being too horny. because i'm literally not. i'm making a statement of fact here. and you'll just have to cope with it.

[hankandmonty]

“Remember when we died?” Is such a raw line. Happy D20 eve

I forgot I had a rain version thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

[mokacheer]

[threewishgoldfish]

it goes without saying that the dorym nation continues to win

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

I'm sorry but I have to share these tags

[thedogeveryonehates]

You ruined a perfectly hot middle aged man by giving him abs

[nuricurry]

Critical Role | Dorian Storm/Orym; "good faith might go far" M

When you meet Orym, you learn what real strength is. When you embrace him for the first time, you feel the corded musculature of his back, you feel the ripples of firm, taunt flesh over his bones, hard and unyielding. When you watch him move during fights, it’s fluid and precise, not like a dance, but like a machine. You see how his body pistons and grinds and just keeps moving, how it doesn’t stop because it’s not made to stop, how he has built himself into a weapon, from the tip of his sword to the crown of his head to the balls of his feet. Orym is strong and solid and oh-so-real to you, more real than you’ve felt in your own skin for a while now, and you’re losing your breath again for an entirely different reason.

Here on AO3!