[nnerdlord]

The flow of time is always cruel… Its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it… A thing that doesn’t change with time is a memory of younger days…

Sheik

(Ocarina of Time)

[annmariexrose]

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

[nawtacop]

[wearemercs]

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

i truly cannot believe someone accused mitski of keeping them as a child sex slave (that her dad BOUGHT FOR HER AS A HS GRADUATION GIFT) in her SUNY purchase dorm as like a 19 year old and not only did y’all buy that shit but also had the fucking nerve to lecture people for “celebrity worship” as though this moderately famous indie singer was kylie jenner or something all the while said person keep creating a more and more fucking ridiculous story which included a claim of suffering from stroke-level brain damage and memory loss from being pistol whipped and assassination attempts from their family members AND working with the FBI to expose their parents.....and then deleted and y’all were like “well leave them alone this is a normal response to some other trauma” ???????????????????????

[mr-downer]

[nuttygod]

Hdajxbqobdqksbakdbakxbabs

[rslashrats]

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[horrorofthebeast]

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[thejohncarver]

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[ratbastarddotfuck]

So i see you three have unlocked telepathy then

[nuttygod]

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[curseworm]

frantically shoveling gooey asphalt into my mouth until the searchlight hits me and i freeze, jaw muscles twitching and eyes wide and gleaming

[curseworm]

nightly news interviews me live and is disappointed by my lack of response to questioning but eagle-eyed viewers note my jaw muscles straining against the rapidly setting asphalt as i attempt to give a shout out to my neighbor patricia

[curseworm]

the next esport is cyberbullying 

[ihatetomblr-4-deactivated201911]

y'all are really missing out on this one

[hotvampireadjacent]

[invincible-selfxmade-punk]

The Iranian Hostage Crisis was 40 years ago. Paw Patrol was not even thought of then. 90% of what is on this site is not nearly as funny as the posters think it is.

[tricotfurry]

has anyone ever told you how brilliant you are? you're smarter than everyone else

[nemfrog]

Alchemical illustration. Mutus liber. 1702?

Library of Congress

[nihilisa-frank]

[oppa-homeless-style]

G*d is homophobic for not giving dogs beam type attacks

[constanzeofficial]

they piss don’t they

[oppa-homeless-style]

please unfollow me im fucking begging you

[maybelsart]

aRE U oK

[qenopsia]

[sufyawning]

which sufjan song is this

[aperfumedpearl]

Christian Dior Fall 2009

[pukicho]

I force you to be thankful to ME and only me this MEgiving

[tom-commits-mass-genocide]

nah

[pukicho]

Oh too cool to show a little compassion huh? Too cool for that huh?? To show a little compassion ? ? ?

[cjslenderboss]

To be fair, you are being a bit forceful in your approach

[pukicho]

Dont make me slap you around a little - shower me with thanks do it. I can snap you in twain like a mere twig. All of this can be avoided if you give thanks. Show kindness you bastard.