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my stupid thoughts:
Rant
I don't feel good right now, and i need to write.
My throat isn't corporating and I have a headache and my chest is tight. I have a choice, that has no effect of consequences yet I feel like there is. Senior High is scary- especially when the school you applied to hadn't annouce their list of passing students. My backup SHS is already asking for thier requirements today- and its already 5 and it said before or on May 11 so- Im panicking- So Im ranting hahagaa Im loosing it.
A DC X DP IDEA #17 Cinderella
Imagine dis…
Danny has many types of occupations throughout the fandom, from being a member of the JL or JLD to a humble engineer or café barista that wants to live a somewhat normal life. But what if we turn him into a janitor working at the prestigious Gotham Academy
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Danny never would have thought he would end up being a janitor at an academy for rich kids in Gotham, a thought passed by as he mopped the floors diligently.
Despite his early years of being a vigilante, he hangs his cape the moment he noticed other heroes popping up as well as being able to fix the Infinite Realms. The JL members used to look for Phantom to offer their tillage and wisdom but when the Ghost King, himself, was able to have some sort of compromise between the humans and ghosts, Amity became a hotspot for the paranormal under the protection of the Ghost king when the Ecto acts had been destroyed in favor for the meta law.
Phantom disappeared, it was one running theory that he finally left to rest, or even that he became a permanent ghost knight for the king as some sort of knighthood for protecting both humans and ghosts during hard times.
The explosion in the Nasty Burger still happened but instead of having all of his loved ones die in that tragic fate, he managed to save his best friends as well his sister. Vlad tried to take them in as a way to show his good faith as well as to show remorse for the things he had done and now trying to make it up to the children. At first, the trio and sister are skeptical as both siblings are the last remnants of his beloved Maddie. But he had proved himself to be a better person despite his quirks, which is his obsession that turned into some sort of protection/obsession/love towards the people he considered family after their deaths.
Danny is now free to enjoy his remaining human life before he joins the afterlife permanently. As much as he wanted to go and join NASA in space, he couldn’t even pass the physical exam to join the program. So, he took his sister’s advice to enjoy his life to the last bit this world has to offer. Even if he still wasn’t crowned king, he started acting king as well as attending various lessons to become king. Vlad offered Danny to be his heir at his company but he refused stating that being a king is already hard work. Add to the fact he had a limitless and infinite amount of funds that he could simply travel the world as many times as he wanted as well splurge money as if it was candy he would still have infinite funds in his treasury. He had joined his now daughter to enjoy the wonders of the world as well visiting and touring to the endless worlds that connected to the Infinite realms. But once he had finished his travels, he had exponentially grown into a fine man in his late 30s. Gaining Jack’s height whilst Maddie’s built, he is a very definition of a twink.
But he wanted to lay low, something mundane, something that can keep him busy as he was itching to do something ever since he returned to his hometown. As much as he had grown, he is still having the mind of an impulsive teen in his teens and threw a dart in which state to settle in and took a computer generator to choose which job to do.
Gotham and the janitor were the ones that showed up and landed a dart in. He thinks it is perfect as not many would be looking into a janitor.
He packed up his things and applied for a job in Gotham Academy as a janitor and immediately settled in his small apartment in Crime Alley when he received approval for his new job.
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It has been a week in his new job and he couldn’t be prouder than being able to blend in without the use of his powers. Messing up his hair to make his head a rat’s nest as well as adding some soot in his face, hands, arms, and overalls to make him look like a homeless who had got the job out of pure luck as he kept his back hunch like Clark Kent, Yes he is not slick in hiding in plain sight as he had gotten away in inverted colors but those glasses are not doing a great job.
This new school year he felt that there has been a new buzz in the atmosphere as real Blood Wayne is now attending. The real son of Bruce Wayne one of the rumors said, he had observed in the far at the kid and he looked like his father aside from his colors.
He noticed the kid is not comfortable around the others who tried to talk to him. Broke some spoiled kid’s nose for talking too much about being friends in the right sort. Some girls tried to get close to him by touching his shoulder or being too near his bubble and broke the poor girl’s wrist. Talked too formally and weirdly that he didn’t have any friends aside from Superman’s son, honestly that poor disguise is being passed from Superman to the son at least Bruce Wayne has the sense to have separate personalities from his playboy persona to his Batman persona.
Honestly, he couldn’t even blame the kid for the things he had done that landed him in the principal’s office.
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One day when he was taking his lunch in a hidden place in the academy when the door suddenly slammed open and quickly entered the Blood Prince aka Damian Wayne, and immediately relaxed at the door being shut. He quickly looked alarmed at the stranger in the same room but after telling to Damian that he is the school’s janitor by showing his id to prove immediately and visibly relaxed. But to Danny’s eyes, he still looked ready to pounce at Danny for breathing wrong.
A small grumble of stomach destroyed the tension in the room, as Damian Al Ghul Wayne began to feel embarrassed for not only forgetting his lunch, not noticing the janitor, and even being cornered by kids who wish him harm. Damian still didn’t understand why his father had forbade him to fight anyone who are disrespectful to him, leaving him no choice but to run like a coward. The janitor that he had seen a few times around the academy offered him his sandwich which he tries to deny as he is vegetarian, the janitor Daniel, pulled out a vegetarian sandwich that he kept, as he explained that it became a habit of him when his friend who is also a vegetarian forgot their lunch.
Reluctantly Damian received and thanked the janitor and hesitantly took a bite but was surprised at the flavor of the generous amount of vegetables as well as some substitutes that gave so much flavor. Then Daniel, call him Danny he insisted, and offered him a small Tupperware filled with various fruits as dessert. Both began to chat about mindless things up until the bell rang as a reminder at lunchtime ended. Danny called out that Damian is always welcome at this little hidden place to escape or just have a quiet time by himself, Damian just nodded silently and the next day Damian appeared at the door and asked for Danny’s permission to enter the room which Danny laughed and gestured Damian to enter.
From that day on a bond formed between the two.
Damian would spend his lunch breaks and free time in the safety of the hidden room and he is always greeted by Danny still in his soot-filled overalls and messy and rat-like hair in a corner. As they both eat their respective lunches each day, slowly but surely Damian became open to the humble janitor, He would pop different questions starting with the mundane and normal questions and about the vocabulary of normal teenagers that his brothers use some absurd words that left him frustrated at the meaning nor the action behind it. Danny happily answered Damian’s question as Damian would come home each day becoming a real boy.
This made some of the Wayne kids horrified at who taught this demon spawn what yeet means. Some cackled at what could they do to further corrupt Damian. Damian let the rest of his supposed siblings come up with whatever theory on how he learned such vocabulary as it was, he and Danny’s little island of secret and peace at school, away from his imbeciles of brothers as well his noisy classmates.
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Danny stared at the piece of an envelope as if it had offended him. Vlad asked him if he could be his plus one at the upcoming Wayne gala for another charity by Bruce Wayne and since Brucie Wayne was not getting younger he had thrown a masquerade ball as a theme in the said gala since it was nearing the Halloween season. Danny had thought about denying the invite but with the thought of Vlad rarely asking Danny things he reluctantly called Sam. Despite distancing herself from her surname she kept some of her connections during her teens and got Danny a good tailor for a suit that resembles during the Victorian era with the color scheme black and silver add a toxic green and silver mask which he crafted himself that goes well with his suit that covers his entire upper face leaving his mouth and hair visible.
When Vlad picked him up, he noticed that he got him got slacked jawed at Danny’s overall appearance. Maybe it is because he had straightened up his back and showed his real height, maybe it’s because of his tiny waist that is visible despite wearing a full vest and suit or maybe it is because of the mysterious air that Danny seemed to surround him with as he demands command and respect just standing silently as he let Vlad gawk and compare between the badger and feral little shit during his teenage years to the person sitting across the limousine looking like a noble right out of the Victorian era.
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Bruce didn’t pick for tonight’s gala theme but due to Dick’s insistence that Damian never actually experienced a masquerade ball along with Jason’s persuasion to attend the gala so that he could live out his nerd self-made, Bruce made it real. Now all of his children are scattered and he could see Tim at the edge of the window the verge of passing out. Dick drags Damian to enjoy the theme while Jason is releasing his inner theater kid using the other higher population of Gotham as his supposed audience for his dramatics. Since no one can see which masked guests contain the Waynes made it is easier to ignore and evade both media as well the upper socialite of Gotham.
He was about to grab a glass of champagne from the tray of a passing waiter when he fainted slipping to enter his Brucie persona when he was immediately grabbed from his waist as if to watch him.
As he is about to thank the man for catching him, he wasn’t about to slip, when he suddenly forgot how to talk.
A man a lot taller than Bruce himself has a slim build but Bruce could see some muscles that seem show themselves just for Bruce to see through, wearing a Victorian-style suit that seemed to complement the mask that covers the man’s entire upper face showing for Bruce to see a wolfish grin at him as a fluffy amount of hair rests on top of the man.
The man introduced himself as Nightgale and both men seemed to hit off. Both felt comfortable in each other’s company so they both escaped the main lobby that contains the guests as they both chat amicably at the porch without noticing the cold wind bothering the two. Bruce never once went into his Brucie persona nor he felt the man was lying.
Bruce was about to introduce himself when he heard the loud crashing of the window allowing Joker and his goons to enter the gala thus destroying the mood.
Bruce didn’t let it show but he is annoyed at the Joker’s timing as he tried to escape to change into Batman. Suddenly Nightgale grabbed him by the wrist and carried him outside bridal style, Bruce didn’t suddenly feel his heartbeat suddenly getting faster he didn’t feel his ears getting warmer as Nightgale seem to carry him out to safety, no he didn’t. Some goons tried to stop the two but Nightgale continued after he had quickly disposed of the goons that blocked their way. He didn’t feel his heart skip a beat at the fact that this man seemed to protect Bruce, the Batman like he was some princess in need of saving.
Both he and Nightgale suddenly found themselves in a hidden garden that only the Waynes knew of. Bruce didn’t feel his breath taken away by this mysterious man when he let Bruce onto his feet once again as the moon shines at them making Nightgale look so ethereal.
As soon as Nightgale heard the stroke of midnight he left Bruce after kissing the back of his hand as he kneeled in revelry.
Bruce didn’t freeze at the spot; Bruce didn’t get himself tranced at the event and had Alfred fetch him and drove him back to the manor. Bruce didn’t act like a girl in high school, squealing at having her crush notice her and ask her out as he sat behind the car back to the manor.
After teasing their father at his predicament, they are now invested in the man who seemingly took their father’s attention as well as able to develop some sort of crush on him at the gala. Jason is fully invested as he read too many novels and now sees Bruce as a main character in need of help to find his prince charming.
Danny is just minding his own business as he kept sneezing at random times and asked himself if the dead can get sick.
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PS: If someone out there wanted to continue or make a fic about this you are free to do so, don’t forget to tag me though.
A DC X DP IDEA #26
History hates Lovers
Imagine dis…
When Batman got lost in time it was said that he made some signs or even some symbols that send a message in the future. For example, a portrait that looked exactly like him or even a cave painting of a bat that looked too modernized to be from the early cavemen.
But it seems that we have forgotten that every change that he made whether it was just standing in a portrait as a background has a severe consequence in the time stream. The butterfly effect rests on the notion that the world is deeply interconnected, such that one small occurrence can influence a much larger complex system. The effect is named after an allegory for chaos theory; it evokes the idea that a small butterfly flapping its wings could, hypothetically, cause a typhoon.
Small changes could result in another and entirely new timeline, whether the changes were small enough that people don’t notice or large enough that people merely conceived it as normal.
But at the end of the day it still changes, so how did the timeline remain stable as it is?
(I am no expert in time travel so don’t get your hopes up, I do enjoy a good time travel or time travel -fix it fic in A03)
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Bruce didn’t know where and when he is right now. Still weak and disoriented from the consent way he fell from each timeline. One moment he could be in the middle of a group of cavemen and then he was at the edge of a town in the Middle Ages.
He kept sending messages subtle as they may be, as long as they survived the passage of time and arrived to his future. He just hopes that his teammates can see his messages, especially with the flash in their midst who had both knowledge and experience in time travel.
He tried to fit in every time he tried to send a message as the last thing, he needed was to change the time.
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But little did Bruce know the little messages he kept making and sending, despite their subtleness still created a butterfly effect. It makes some of the people in the period who were supposed to be in time to some event pause and take a look at the mysterious symbols and signs that Bruce made. Thus, making them late or even have some delay, thus creating a large domino effect that started small. From insignificant people, people who are just literally background characters who just have a very short greeting or meeting with someone in the event made the entire timeline crack.
Clockwork was looking at the time stream due to the fragile situation at hand. CW knew that this event was crucial for the Red Robin’s growth as a detective and vigilante. But the small cracks are turning into something unchangeable, CW knew that this was the only communication that the Dark Knight could send as well it was his way to get back to his own time.
Yet CW can see the cracks getting larger and larger, with each move that the Dark Knight made creating more holes in his known future. Usually, such events as the Dark Knight's faces don’t create any consequences or even affect the time stream of the said dimension as it was meant to be. An event unavertable in the end is more justifiable than the means.
But due to the Flash family going back in time as well the countless time traveler visitors made the time stream in that dimension week and prone to break in any given time. It was just a surprise to CW that it lasted so long.
CW found a solution in the form of his apprentice/ grandson, Phantom. Despite the young ghost being an Ancient of Space as well as the King of Infinite Realms he still needs a mentor to not only guide him to his new duties as an Ancient but also his responsibilities as the future High King.
Space and Time are two sides of the same coin thus CW ended up being the mentor of the young Phantom.
Clockwork sent Danny to not only seal in the cracks in the flow of time but also want some great-grandchildren, if you heard the last part then you heard nothing from me.
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Danny didn’t know he was getting in when Clockwork sent him out to another errand at another time. He should have gotten used to CW’s vague and cryptic errands through time when he was a teen, but as he was sealing another crack from time, he saw something that shouldn’t be in the period. A man clearly from out of time trying and failing to fit in, though he may have fooled the locals but he had been traveling and fixing time since he was in high school.
At first, he looked perplexed but if CW didn’t mention anything then he won’t do anything.
But slowly Danny realized that whichever period the guy was in, it was where the next set of cracks would be, so Danny decided to follow the guy.
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Bruce may still be weary and tired from the constant falling through time but even in his tired state can see that there is someone following him.
Every era there that man was, seemingly walking around aimlessly but then he noticed that he kept a good distance away from him.
Eventually, it led to and confrontation between the two males.
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Danny who explained that despite having the power to travel through time cannot help Bruce as his little messages are creating small cracks in the time stream and are merely there to seal up the cracks, but offers news that he will get back to his own time.
Bruce who is just wishing for human contact that relates to him as well in the verge of going off to the Flash to stop going back in time for another chance to eat a breakfast that tasted better than before.
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The two began conversing with one another and slowly fell in love.
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Bruce is the first one to fall hard, Danny whose light-heartedness brought Bruce out of his shell. It had only taken a few conversations with each other to lose his shield around his heart. Danny both accepted both Bruce and Batman within him. Danny’s smile lights up Bruce’s world, at first Bruce tries to hide his feelings to Danny so as not to lose his only companion throughout the ordeal.
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The two began dancing around their feelings and Bruce in an out of character of him sent a love letter and a poem to Danny when the ghost was needed somewhere else to seal the crack.
As old as I am, I have had the most dreadful experiences in love. I have a very dark past and I'm a damaged soul. My past experiences have groomed me into believing that there's no such thing as true love, but with you, I feel different. You make me fall in love with myself too. You always make me smile, and I'm scared. I'm scared to fall in love and get broken again, I'm scared to give my all, only to be used again, to get shamed and embarrassed. I've seen how careful and caring you are around me, but sometimes you give me a cold shoulder, and it's small things like these that break me. Please bear with me and be fragile. I come from a very painful past where I had to be a woman and have no say. All this love and affection is a little scary to me because I'm not used to it. I'm falling for you and I'm falling hard. I hope our love story has a happy ending. Know that I will always love and cherish you.
(Mmakoma Kamogelo. "My Confession." Family Friend Poems, September 6, 2016. https://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/my-confession-2)
Danny who received the letter burned red from reading the poem to the point his freckles were the only thing prominent on his red face, Danny knew that this man was from the future and couldn't help but feel a little bit insecure. That man, the Batman is someone out of his league but sends out a letter and a poem of his own.
Published by Family Friend Poems September 2016 with permission of the Author.
My love for you is uncontrollable.
My feelings for you are unstoppable.
Can't go a day without thinking about you.
Without you, I'm not complete.
With you, my heart finds its beat.
My heart is filled with joy because of your love.
You are my strength, and without you I'm weak.
Before you came into my life, I was
Hopeless, lonely, sad.
When you showed up, I knew that you were sent to me. (Namely CW, Danny just knew that old Ancient did something)
You are always here to support me.
Your smile makes me shy,
And sometimes I wonder where you have been all this while,
But I'm just glad that I managed to get you in my life...
YOU FILL MY HEART WITH JOY!
(Mmakoma Kamogelo. "My Confession." Family Friend Poems, September 6, 2016. https://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/my-confession-2)
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When the two realized both were pinning to one another began sending each other little love notes, in the form of short poems to full-blown letters.
Both males whenever received a letter when one was apart, collected and hid it in a box to reread each stroke of the letter from the other, and whenever they were together, they just spent the entire day basking in each other’s presence.
Their little note exchange didn’t stop whenever Bruce fell to another period, Danny just followed him and started a new exchange mail of letters.
Of course, both used pseudonyms in their letters ranging from initials to fake names using only the letters from their names.
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When Bruce was saved by Red Robin, he felt relieved as he could now stop falling into another period but another shock as he didn’t get to say goodbye to Danny.
Bruce knew that someday it come, but he was going to offer Danny the future with him. He is going to offer Danny the world, but it seems that it was never meant to be.
Maybe that’s why his past self never met Danny, too disappointed, too dejected to meet him once again.
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It has been a few months since he came back to his future, it was another family outing organized by Dick.
It was a museum featuring the latest found by archeologists, as Bruce was surveying case to another case, he fell upon a worn-out parchment with his handwriting.
Wide-eyed, Bruce looked closely at the exhibit and found that the description said the letter was about a man named “Brooks” confessing his love in the form of a short poem to a woman named “Daniella” who had the same feelings as him but had other responsibilities to fully go where he is.
Bruce began looking at the other exhibits and there along rows and rows of his letter exchange with Danny from different periods.
Jason and Tim who were a few cases away from him began having a heated discussion with a stranger about the supposed woman in the letters being a man the entire exchange is between a pair of male couple, and the so-called Historians are hiding the fact that it was between men.
Bruce was about to interfere with the upcoming verbal fight when a stranger beside him commented that “Daniella” probably missed “Brooks” as the last letter and poem to the exchange when “Daniella” noticed that “Brooks” is no longer responding is…
(By E.E. Cummings)
i carry your heart with me(i carry it in
my heart)I am never without it(anywhere
I go you go, my dear; and whatever is done
by only me is your doing, my darling)
I fear
no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet)i want
no world(for beautiful you are my world, my true)
and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is you
here is the deepest secret nobody knows
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows
higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide)
and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart
i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart)
(E.E. Cummings. "[i Carry Your Heart With Me(i Carry It In]." Family Friend Poems, https://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/i-carry-your-heart-with-me-by-ee-cummings)
Bruce is startled as he doesn’t even notice Danny’s last letter to him when he takes a good look at the stranger…
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There he is, Danny in his early 30’s looking at him with softness and deep love in his eyes and a gentle smile. As if he hadn’t waited centuries for Bruce to appear once again, and what looked like willing to wait once again for him.
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PS: If someone out there wanted to continue or make a fic about this you are free to do so, don’t forget to tag me though.
PPS: As you can see, I have never fallen in love and please mind my poor and lack of love life in my life to relate to my work.
PPPS: I decided to post a bit early, I've got something going on to the actual February 14.
I want one of the batkids to point out how the handwriting for each letter looks very similar to bruces. And Bruce just internally screaming and blushing.
"Wait a second... Doesn't this handwriting reminds you of something?" Duke pointed it out to Damian who looked at the letters closely.
"It seems your correct, Thomas. This handwriting is almost similar to Father's, especially the way the letter B is written."
"You don't think B wrote this?" Duke wondered as Steph replied. "I don't think so, who would he write to?"
Aarnivalkea Headcanons
(This screen cap was snagged by someone on Reddit, by the way!)
I've posted before about the million questions I started thinking up after being introduced to the idea of will-o-wisps/aarnivalkea/lantern fae in Genshin, and I honestly cannot lie: Looking at magical creatures with a "scientific" view is like catnip to me, really one of my favorite things in the world, so over the months since Nod-Krai launched, I've been coming up with all these different headcanons and thoughts about how aarnivalkea would work if we approached them from a "realistic" standpoint, and now the draft post has gotten so stupidly long that if I don't stop myself here, I'll hit tumblr's word limit I think...
So at the risk of revealing that I am past the point of normal about this, I'm just going to post it! It's my blog, I can be cringe on main if I want to. Please be aware the rest of this post is a very, very, very self-indulgent (you have been warned!) take on Genshin's "aarnivalkea," based on the canon lore we know and also just on things I've entirely made up for pure love of the game. All of this might get jossed tomorrow, but that's a problem for tomorrow's Star!
Be on the lookout for VarFlins content too, if that's not your cup of tea.
Anyway, here we go, Star's "lantern fae" headcanons:
dp x dc PLUS!!!! battle of the bands
So imagine, Gotham Academy is hosting a battle of the bands to fundraise for a debilitating rogue attack (even though the Wayne money could easily cover it all, but the academy wants to show its city spirit or smth anyways)
and normally, Jon would just shrug it off, rich people stuff you know. but there's this new kid at school. he's sickly looking, with shaggy shoulder length hair, and piercing blue eyes. and he's been getting too close to damian.
this guy is totally not good enough for damian. he barely even tries in his classes and he takes everything said to him as a stupid joke! Damian is way out of his league. and NO, jon is not jealous KON. he simply knows what his best friend likes!! Just like he knows that the new kid (danny feltin? or something) is not and will never be good enough for Damian! in fact, Jon would be the better choice
back to the battle of the bands. like he said, jon would have ignored it. IF he hadn't found out that Danny would also be competing. AND, if he hadn't found out that damian would be one of the judges, as it was being sponsored by wayne co. and they needed a student judge.
so with gritted teeth, jon signs up, putting his name right next to danny's!
only to learn that the tournament enforced the anonymity of the performers to encourage more people to sign up, and the only way to be allowed to reveal his identity was to either wait for the tournament to end OR make it into the semi-finals (something platforming young artists).
well he cant quit now, forget the semi-finals.. jon would be first place! he'd prove that he could be better than danny! HE'S NOT JEALOUS SHUT UP KON
on the flip side. . .
danny wasnt really enthused about being dragged halfway across the country to go to an embarassingly rich kid school, but Ember had said that Gotham generated enough ectoplasm on its own that danny wouldn't need frequent trips to the ghost zone in risk of his ghostly side taking over and almost killing him (being in and out of the yeti's domain was tiring, and he could never hate frostbite but seeing the yeti's face drop everytime he had to be brought back to life -literally- does something to a guy y'know?)
anyways, ember said he just had to deal with it until he graduated and by then hopefully his core would be stable enough to start recycling his own ectoplasm again (he kinda felt like danni. she was right, having everyone fret over you while you know you cant do anything except wait really is tiring). which he could deal with, especially after ember rescued him from h̶̤̓́̕ĭ̴̲̮̣̭͆͒̀̔̽s̷̳̿̈́͌ ̸̢̞͚̻͐͊̿p̵̛̘̣͙͉̺͎͐̊̓̓͝ǟ̷̖̗̮̺̀̾͝ŕ̵̨̤̦̹̦̻̅̉ḛ̷͋ǹ̸͈͑̌̀ͅẗ̴̢̰́'̴̰͖̽̈́͂͌͆͝s̶̪̤̈̔̒̀̕͝ Maddie and Jack.
they weren't lying when they said molecule by molecule
so yeah, he'd do as she said. he owed her that much (and more, so much more. but this would have to do. for now).
then one day, a way to repay her fell right into his lap! literally! his new friend Damian (and Damian's friend, jon. danny thinks he's cool, but he has a little bit of a staring problem it always made him blush whenever someone stared at him so intensely) was complainign about some "inane project" his "dreadfully dull" older brother, Tim was making him do. and, danny being a good friend, asked what was bothering him.
turns out theres a musical tournament happening! its like this was made for danny! after all, what would be better in repaying ember than winning a battle of the bands in her honor! everthing was turning up fenton! or- uh.. was it McLain now..?
and on the other flip side!!
damian is soooo done. he was ready for his senior year to be nice and peaceful (as peaceful that it could be in gotham) but nooooo. his stupid, idiotic brothers just had to stick their noses where they didn't belong and volunteer damian for the student judge position for the ridiculous battle of the bands.
though... those two singers who have taken to serenading him do sound quite nice..
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Things I think would be funny for this
•Competitors have a teamwork round where they perform together= Jon and Danny singing into the same mic at Damian
•Jon's one sided romantic rivalry with Danny who thinks he's just really enthusiastic about music
•Tim and Kon's witty banter in the background
•side plot where Danny uses some of his powers during a performance because he got too into it and Jon catching on immediately and being suspicious as fuck
•Damian being whipped for the two masked singers who keep looking at him specifically when it's their time on stage
•Danny flirting with Jon and Jon just combusting
•Ember figuring out how to parent
•Johnny and Kitty become babysitters for Danny because he's too sick to be this reckless (and that's coming from them)
•Danny rides a motorcycle
•Jon is totally in love with Danny too btw he just has no idea how to expresses so he unconsciously emulates what Damian does when he is faced with something he doesn't understand
•Normal school time where Jon tries so hard not to spill the beans to Damian that Danny is weird and that he is totally better AND that he's a contestant
•Danny trying to hide being a contestant from ember so that he can surprise her when he wins
•Bruce unfortunately witnesses his son being flirted with via song
that's it, I'll think of something else later
anyone can use this as a prompt btw just mention me lol I wanna see
Let me add something.
What if there was a third contestant that kept trying to impress Damian, Dami was not impressed by their performance but they somehow managed to advance each time. (Whether its through nepotism or cheating depends really)
Danny and Jon are pissed that someone is trying to flirt with Dami when he isn't even that good of a singer(or musician).
Another is that I wanna see Danny play a violin while Jon plays a guitar.
Like imagine their reluctant duets be like-
People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???
I literally pass out at temps over 90 degrees F. With cold I can add layers, there's only so much I can do when the world is an oven
I lived in a tropical area, I WOULD RATHER PLAY WITH SNOW AND FEEL COLD THAN SWEATY AND HOT!
shout out to the sex repulsed asexuals. the asexuals who are asexual from trauma. the asexuals who will not be at the orgy handing out water. the asexuals who are not writing the kinkiest smut youve ever read. i love you.
you don't ever have to have sex. it's not what makes us human, sex does not define us. you are not abusive for having boundaries nor are you needing to be fixed. you have worth beyond what you can do in bed. I love you.
DP x DC prompt #10
Danny got a job in Gotham as a scientist/chemist and has been enjoying it greatly. He's the best in his field and everyone he works with is weirdly nice to him. If only they weren't so nervous around him all the time.
He works at Wayne Enterprises. When he came in with samples from the latest gas attacks the entire staff held their breath for a week, waiting for the other shoe to drop. The other shoe was him running out of his lab a few days later, manic, covered in various stains and soot. Holding a secure container that he rushed to the managers office with.
"Hey guys!!! I managed to synthesize a cheaper and better series of anti toxins!!!! And a neutralizer!!! Here is my proof! Here is the testing data. Ways it can be administered and stored!!!"
The rest of the area fell into a chaotic jumble. What did Dr Nightingale just say? He managed to create not only anti toxins, but neutralisers! Only the bats had managed that so far right. And what did he mean by cheaper?
"Uhh, Danny, what do you mean cheaper?"
He perked up and looked at the manager grinning with feral delight.
"Well, last week I managed to get hold of the various toxins, but I ALSO managed to grab the antidotes the bats use. I was wondering why they didn't patent and sell them, turns out they are CRAZY expensive. Like, Brucie Wayne and fam only kinda expensive. SOOOOO, I figured, I should work on that. If we can make neutralisers and anti toxins affordable more gothamites will be safer right? And it will lessen the issues the rogues can cause! I am gonna see if I can work on something that would... vaccinate? acclimatise? someone to the compounds. See if we can't inoculate against em in my spare time. But I figured that's a long term goal!"
The manager sighed deeply.
"Dr Nightingale, please tell me you didn't steal from our local vigilantes. Again."
Danny shuffled sheepishly and rubbed his neck a bit.
"Ok, I won't tell you then. BUT! I did make up a case for them to test? as uh, repayment. To make sure they don't arrest me or whatever? Plus I figured they should be pleased someone is helping, without punching people right? Like I left the punching to them. I just did science!"
The manager sighed deeply.
"Allright, I will take this all up to testing. Once it passes I will send a message to the CEO and Mr Fox. Please, for everyone's sanity go home and sleep. Have some food. And a shower. I will put you on mandatory leave if I have to. And stop stealing from our local nightlife! It's going to get you in trouble on day!"
Danny amused his co workers by whining like a child but he did as he was told. Gods their manager was the best.
"He is definitely going rogue at some point right? Or, anti-hero?"
The manager looked at them and pointed them back to their stations.
"That is for the future to decide. For now you have a day free of our resident maniac. Use it wisely. Hopefully I can convince him to take a few days. Gods know he will drag the bats on us at this rate."
He rubbed a hand down his face and sighed. Genius madmen in this town were always a problem. Hopefully this one was going to stay this level of hassle.
Dani comes to visit one day and all of Danny's coworkers are all like "oh no. There's 2 of them"
Ellie bounced into the office, excited to see her brother. She wandered up to the deal and waited politely, not their fault her brother was a dumbass.
"Hello there miss, how may I help you?"
Ellis smiled happily and raised a small box in her hands.
"My brother forgot his lunch again. He gets a bit manic when he has a new project. So I thought it to make him eat. Is it ok if I take it up? Or should I leave it with you?"
The receptionist smiled. That was quite sweet.
" Well, it depends which area I'm afraid. Although, I can send a message over the come instead of they work in one of the restricted areas? "
Ellie hummed thoughtfully.
"Um, I think it will probably be restricted I guess? I'm Ellie Nightingale, Danny works in the chem labs. He has gotten way too into his latest project though."
The receptionist felt shocked. Dr Nightingale had a sister? And she seemed so sweet and normal? Well time to send the message then.
" ah yes, definitely restricted. I will just send a message. You can wait here for him. So, is he ah, always so passionate? "
Ellis nodded a bit. Then grinned bouncing again..
"Oh yeah, it's a family trait. Our older sister is just as bad. And to be honest I am as well at times. "
The receptionist was saved from having to reply to that frankly horrifying statement by the arrival of Dr Nightingale. He was visibly pleased to see his sister. Seeing them together made the relationship obvious. They looked near identical. Ellie perked up and waved happily as Danny all but ran to her.
"Ellie! So, the guys I work with want to meet you, so do you want to? They said we could meet up in the cafeteria? And I can buy you good or a drink? I know you were curious about the.?"
Ellis grinned, just as manic as her brother. Oh yes, this could be fun. She looked their arms together .
"Lead in Danny. I wanna see your colleagues. They must be good to work with you! So let's go. Oh have you heard back about the antidotes yet?"
Danny was practically dragging her through the balls and he nodded.to
"Yup, already been out to trial. Apparently the fact that I backward engineered the toxins is worrying though. Dunno why. It's not like I'd ever need it."
Ellis just smiled. Her brother could be so oblivious. Even she knew Gotham's genius Dr to rogue pathway.
"Paranoia. You know Gotham has LOADS of Dr's who are rogues. Oh, speaking of! Dr Fries agreed to let me study with him! I am super psyched! I get to look at pharmacology and stuff in more detail. And how drug development works! It's gonna be a great opportunity!"
Danny was so proud of his car Ellie had come. She had decided medicine was her way forward. She was doing great things in her studies so far. He weaved his way through the crowded cafe to find his colleagues .
"Right, these are my team mates, guys this is Ellie. She is the best! Did I'm gonna get you the death wish coffee and an everything bagel. So you want a snack as well or? "
Ellie grinned fondly. He was the best.
"Sounds great bro! Ummm, surprise me on the snack! And I'll play nice with your colleagues. Won't ask too many questions promise!"
Danny laughed as he wandered off. As if she needed to promise that.
Ellie grinned at his colleagues and waved. They all looked a little spooked now she focused on them. One of them leant forward to ask he a question . "
"So, why would you ask too many questions?"
" Oh! Well, I'm doing my doctorate in pharmacology! I'm focusing more on medication for long teth conditions. So still chemistry, just more medically focused. so, I wanted to see how it differs. Obviously Danny talks a bout it. But he's not exactly the average chemist you know? "
One of them snorted at that.
"You can say that again! So, has he always been this intense?"
Ellie nodded.
" oh yeah, family trait! Our big sister is the same. and I know I can get carried away. It's probably a good thing we all took different fields! I can only imagine how badly it would go if we all worked on the same project. We'd probably never sleep again! "
Danny's colleagues had to take a mo.ent to suppress that bit of nightmare fuel. Time to dig for personal stories.
"So, uh, you two look like you should be twins. Does your older sister look the same as you two?"
Ellie grinned and pulled out a photos of three adults. Two being Danny and Ellie. The thir an unknown. She stood a few inches taller than the other. Her hair was bright red as well. She looked like some sort of Amazonian frankly. Ellie and Danny both but near six foot, so she must tower over everyone else.
"Yeah, Jazz got her height from the paternal side of the family. But her colouring from the maternal. Me and Danny got the opposite! I'm two years younger as well, we aren't even twins! "
Danny came back as she finished and set down her food, before making granny hands to his own lunch.
"Hiya! Hope everyone was getting on ok?"
His co workers shifted a little and lpoked nervous for some reason. One of them coughed lightly and nodded.
" Yeah, your sister is a sweetheart. We were just confronted with the idea of multiples of you feeding of each other's manic energy. You don't need that. "
Bruce decides to give this 'Dr. Nightingale' a visit after hearing one too many complaints and therapy requests.
Bruce: Dr. Nightingale, how would you say your work life balance is?
Danny: Oh it's great! But sometimes my work just gets really interesting and then 3 days later I come out of the rabbit hole that is my job! I make it up to my family by spending the next 3 days with them.
Bruce: Interesting. We at Wayne Enterprises always want to make sure our employees work-life balance is complete.
Danny: I could say the same thing about you Batman.
Bruce: I beg your pardon?
Danny: Dude, don't worry I was a cape I highschool. I just managed to sort the issue by the time I graduated you know? I won't tell anyone! But, you can hardly come at me about my work life balance when you don't have one either.
Bruce: I see. And you say your family have the same tendency as you? Also, where did you operate?
Danny: oh yeah, we are all workaholics. Our parents were worse though. we still remember to people at times. And you won't have heard of it. The government has put town under martial law for a while. And full censorship. The government nearly started a war with the Infinite Realms. Took me a while to sort everything out and calm people down!
Bruce: hmm. Infinite Realms?
Danny: Ummm, Its the realm between dimensions. And it's where all the afterlives are. Lost souls and Ecto entities live in the free space connecting them? And they are really strong. some are God level. So, the US government nearly starting a war? Would have been a major headache. So I stopped it.
Bruce: Hmm. I...are you willing to go to the Justice league to do a debrief? And we still need to discuss you scaring your colleagues.
Danny: Sure! Wait, I scare them? Is that why they are so nice to me? How am I scary?
Bruce: You are a manic genius. Historically in Gotham that leads to you being a rogue.
Danny: Ah, no. I have too much work to do to bother with that. I've already fought the US government and won, why would I bother being a rogue now?
My favorite part of this is that Danny's only excuse is that he's just too busy to be a rogue
@gettingcomfyinyourwalls
It is absolutely a reason why! The other being that he ONLY just got his species recognised as sapient. He does not want to be hunted by the government again! But that's a sad thought. Danny doesn't have those nope. They go in the bin and are ignored. As they should be!
Jazz keeps telling him to get therapy but nah. That sounds like something for other people! He doesn't need help he's fine! Promise *cheery, obviously forced, grin*
And well. If he went rogue, he would have to source his own resources, and a lab space. He would have to work extra hard to be able to afford his everything! No thank you, too much like hard work. He likes it here. He gets his own lab (Which he now understands), His co workers are nice (because they are scared of him... oops?), And he gets to fuck about on someone else's dime. Hells yeah!
Does, Does Mr Wayne not know how time consuming research and development ARE? He kinda gets Dr Freeze. Like, the guy is going through it. But the other rogues who were in research first? No, most of them have left research behind to hyperfocus on one specific thing. Danny has too many ideas in the ol' noggin' to manage that ok!
He would NEVER be able to afford to bounce from project to project like he does as a solo act! And, he does like helping people. Being a rogue would be counterproductive!
Now, how to make nice with his co workers? That does seem to be a fair complaint. He does forget how high energy he can be. Maybe he can promise to never be a rogue? No, they would never believe him... Oh! He's got this! Promise they will be safe from him if he ever goes rogue! Wait, no. Urgh this is so hard. Jazz, why are people so hard?
Ellie, Ellie, help your dear template!!! Wait, no bad idea. She spooked them too. Argh. Maybe he should ask his manager? Quietly. In an office. So no one overhears and misunderstands? Yeah that seems like a good plan! Ohhh, and then he can work some more on that chemical to help clear pollutants out of soil! If he makes that! The maybe Poison Ivy will chill for a bit! That would help right? Umm, maybe he should tell Mr Wayne about that idea first actually? And, well, he could just ask him for some of the bats various chemical things to improve for them?
That might be a better idea than stealing them. In hindsight. In his defense! He was doing important things! things to help people! And his anti toxins are great! So much more affordable! Red Robin did drop by his house though, to ask HOW he stole their versions. It's not his fault he's so stealthy. But, well. Asking might be the better idea.
Danny: walks into Tim Drake's office and slaps down a stack of paper like an inch thick.
Tim: can I help you Dr Fenton?
Danny: yes I'm very politely requesting access to every chemical weapon you and the other bats have ever come across. For science.
Tim, who Was Not Aware that the Future Rogue everyone complains about knew their identities and currently also realizing that said maniac is unfairly attractive: I suddenly understand B's thing with Two-Face so much more now.
Danny: if you don't allow me access to the things I need to create cures and/or antitoxins, I will find a way to gain access myself. And I'll get my friends and family to help. You will never know peace again.
Tim, weighing family loyalty and possible collateral against this man's infectious grin and the fact that he's mildly sure the man could snap him in half even with all of his training, and always down to start a new round of gaslight gatekeep girlbossing his family: ...yeah sure where do I sign.
Tim: So, Dr Nightingale, what do you do for fun?
Danny: First, call me Danny. Second, I enjoy science, brawling and spending time with my family. What about you?
Tim: Ok Danny, I enjoy engineering, fucking with my brothers and chilling with my hero team.
Danny: Yeah, I've seen some of the Red Robin specials. They are impressive. I would love to look at the specs for that bike.
Tim: Oh, really? I mean, if you wanted to, you could come by my place? I keep copies of my blueprints at my flat. We could have dinner maybe?
Danny: Oh sounds fun! I can bring over a few of my old engineering projects before I focused mainly on chemistry?
Tim (Could be get any more perfect?) : Yeah, sounds great! I'll see you tomorrow at 7?
Danny: it's a date!
Tim: It is! I mean, yes, it is! A date. Bye!
No matter what some of his siblings believe Tim was not panicking at the thought of crazy, clever, hot Dr Danny Nightingale come over for a date. He was NOT! However, he could really use a hand to choose a good outfit. He'd have to call in Kon. He was the only one he could trust with this. Kon owed him.
Tim: Kon, I need help. I have a date. What do I wear?
Kon: I mean, do you want to show him CEO hotshot business man Timothy Drake Wayne. Or do you want to show him Mad scientist Red Robin Tim? Cause that's important.
Tim:... He knows I'm Red Robin. So uh. That?
Kon: Great! So first, clothes that are old and worn but tight fitting. I know you. You are gonna end up fiddling with something. So something you don't mind getting dirty. But still shows off your muscle!
Tim: I'd be offended but it's true. So, Comfy and tight. Like uh, my old Robin work out shirt? And the dark green jeans?
Kon: Yup! How'd he know about you being RR anyway?
Tim: uh, so he's, just. So clever. Crazy intelligent. He figured it out. But admitted it to me. Cause he wanted access to the rogues chem weapon samples. So he could make better antidotes.
Kon: Wait, he just.. Walked up to you and asked for chemical weapons after admitting he knows your ID? Holy Shit! Guy has guts for days.
Tim: I honestly don't think he realised it could be taken as a threat...
Kon: Oh, oh no. You two dating is going to be a nightmare isn't it? He's got chaos and brains, you have chaos and brains.... Just remember, if you go supervillain?
Tim: I warn you so you can join the winning side early?
Kon: That's the one!
I love that Kon is so close to changing sides if it's to stay on the same side as Tim :') it's beautiful.
When he and the team meet Danny it's gonna be one thing.
Look, his team know him, they know if he goes bad he is winning. They are loyal to him.
And yes, on meeting Danny they are going to LOVE him. And when Danny finds out Kon in a clone? He's gonna be like, cool, my little sister is mine! I saved her from her creator and adopted her! How did Supes take it?
Kon, is gonna be like, wait what? Right away? Just, no weirdness?
Danny: Dude, my life was already so weird, why would being cloned be what got me? She's my mirror sister! I don't care!
Kon: Tim, you never let him go!
Also Kon in his mind: Or I will steal him to myself...
Kon wants to join their family. It's not even an attraction thing. It's purely, he deserves the best. I can do the thing! And then meets Ellie. The mirror sister herself. And just, head over heels. Calls Tim.
Kon: I met Danny's sister. I get it. She's just.... Wow. She's so clever! And pretty! And her grin is great!
Tim: Yeah... It's the promise of mischief in their eyes am I right?
Kon: Yup. So much chaos in such a clever package. I completely believe they would destroy me if they wanted to.
Tim: Right. Danny promised I would never know peace of I didn't hand over the chemicals you know?
Kon: Hah! Ellie is working with Dr Freeze on medicine. She's trying to help him find a cure for his wife. So he can stop being a villain.
Tim: Danny made a cure to joker venom.
Kon: If they were less good we would be fucked.
Ellie goes to visit Danny at work again, and mentions she's been working with Dr. Freeze, which makes all of Danny's coworkers even more scared.
Then she mentions Jazz, and someone remembers Ellie had said they were all in different fields, and asks what Jazz does, hoping for a nice, harmless answer so they can relax a little.
"Oh she's a psychologist! Every time she visits us in Gotham she has so many questions about Arkham and all the rouges, and Danny and i can only answer like half of them. One of these days she's just gonna move here and get a job there, i'm telling you. And she's so smart she'll probably be running the place in like a month!"
Everyone goes completely pale at that. Someone starts crying. The person who asked the question just straight up faints. Ellie is Confused.
Tim, when he finds out, can only laugh.
Ellie: Tim, why did they all get so scared? What's so scary about Jazz?
Tim: Look, a LOT of our rogues are Dr's. Harley Quinn did a lot of damage in Gotham. And Arkham is messed up.
Danny: I mean, it IS cursed. I don't know why you still use it?
Tim: The curse is real?
Danny: Did, did you not know that?
Tim: That explains SO much.
Ellie: Jazz is not allowed to get a job in a cursed place. She knows that right?
Danny: Yeah. It's why she isn't working there, duh.
Danny's coworkers finally meet Jazz as she storms up to Danny and simply says "Mom and Dad are visiting tomorrow." Which leads to A). Danny Freaking Out
And B). The realization of "If the children are like this how bad are the parents?"
Danny: I'm hiding in the sewers!
Jazz: No! You are not! Just fly to Central City. Or crash with your new squeeze.
Danny: Ok, so that sounds better. But it's not got the right vibe to it?
Colleagues: Whatttt the fuuuuccccckkkk!
So it's good Fentons? Ok, I can work with that.
Danny asks Tim of he could crash at his place and Tim is like why?
Danny: My parents are coming to visit and I can't bare it cause they're might going to be the new Gotham rouges if they're not careful.
And Tim was like- What-? Ok nevermind, sure you can crash at my place for a bit-
Somehow Dick manages to actually lock Tim up in Arkham after Bruce “dies,” and it results in the longest period of no breakouts in Gotham history.
Don’t misunderstand. Tim’s not like standing at this revolving door of a prison entrance intimidating people into staying. He’s just being he’s weird self. He’s not Robin anymore after all, Damian took that mantle, but he’s still Timothy Drake and if you think this little twink of a boy with too much Information on everyone and to many random ass skill sets is not the most entertaining thing to show up in those halls then you are wrong.
Dude walks in with a suitcase half his size and wearing a pair of shades that cost more than the building housing him. He has a cell to himself that’s??? Fully furnished what the fuck? How did he get a laptop in here?
Someone approaches him in the canteen thinking they could extort or threaten him and Tim reflexively flips and pins them to the ground. He then sits in the guy and starts telling his captive audience about a cold case from 87 that he’s absolutely positive would be solved already if the police were competent in collecting evidence but also holy shit the uncle was so obviously guilty I can’t believe he somehow managed to get away with it.
Tim and Dent regularly hold mock trials. They’re not serious. Someone from the audience usually comes up with some random scenario and the two argue over it and site sources they have memorized and they go back and forth until there’s a vote by a preselected Jury.
Somehow Tim and Riddler started a “Pun-off.” That roped in like….half of the inmates. They had to cool it after someone got stabbed for a particularly bad pun though.
PowerPoint nights were implemented and the therapist thought it was a great idea because it allowed the patience an outlet for their obsessions. Most showed up because Tim was a bottomless well of cold case information and obscure conspiracy theories. This man has shown up every night with a new PowerPoint to present. No one talks about the number of note takers when he was presenting the PowerPoint on cloning.
People start showing up to group therapy on the off chance they’re in a group with Tim because there is something entertaining about listening to him dramatically wax poetic about how if he’d “ever felt the true touch of his mother’s love then he likely wouldn’t have spiraled down mentally when all his closest friends died so close together.
Once, Tim wanted Alaskan Crab so he ordered it and had enough shipped in for all the inmates and the staff. Hired a private chef to come in and cook it all too.
Meanwhile, in one on one therapy, Tim kinda just laughs with his appointed therapists about everything that’s going on. Talking about his friends does help, and playing up his intelligent eccentric billionaire is cathartic in a way Tim’s never really expected. “How sad is it that I’ve had more fun around these people than I have with my own family?” He asked one day.
Dick shows up one day to check on his baby brother because all he hears from Arkham is “Tim’s doing great!” Also he’s trying to check up on why there haven’t been any breakouts recently. When he’s brought to Tim’s cell he’s super confused. Again, this is a fully furnished Cell and Tim’s “smuggled” in a super computer essentially and what looked like a very expensive bed. There’s a shelf of books and a number of other electronics and oh? Are those WI financial records? Is Tim still running the company out of Arkham?
Anyway, Dick is checking in and Tim beams at him. “Dude, you basically sent me on Sabbatical! No fighting, no Damian or Jason! I don’t have to submit patrol reports. I’m not always bruised up from fights. No Damian or Jason! And when my fellow inmates aren’t being psychotic they’re entertaining as shit! I’m having more fun here than I have had in the last decade.”
And Dick doesn’t really know how to handle this, especially when Tim slips him a tablet and says. “By the way, I called in a favor with Slade (or other mercenary of your choice) since that Bitch owes me for that one stunt in the Caribbean, and had him check out some locations I thought Bruce might have left clues. Turns out I was right. Our cruddy father was in fact not dead and lost in the Time Stream. This tablet has everything you need to bring him back assuming you don’t think I’m still losing my sanity, which by the way, I’ve seen future selves where my sanity was lost and you better pray that never happens. Apparently the world burns. Killed that version of me already though, it’s somewhere in the YJ archives along with Gun Batman, Joker Batman, and Demon Head Tim. That last one is still possible though.”
“There’s at least two ninja’s here who have been tasked with keeping an eye on me on Ra’s behest. Wouldn’t put it past that man to abduct and try to brainwash me, but also if he tried Dent and Riddle would team up and systematically tear his organization a part to get me back. Apparently I’ve brought in enough intellectual stimulation and  entertainment that if anything happened to me they would ‘kill everyone involved and then Themselves.’ Their words not mine. I mean, I haven’t seen hide more tail of the Joker and wouldn’t be surprised if someone shot him dead in his cell to keep him from ruining our fun.” It was Tim actually. Figured he’d give patricide a go since all of his father/father figures keep dying. Figured he’d let Joker Junior complete the set.
“Anyway. Go save Bruce. When’s he’s back, tel him to come pick me up. Ask him if he’s proud that I’m following in his footsteps. Oooh tell him they stuck me in his old room I bet he’d love that!”
Dick end up leaving wondering if he somehow made a problem worse.
A month later Bruce shows up in a suit. Tim is drinking something out of a pineapple, sitting around a table with Dent, Nigma, and Harley playing a game of poker. Tim looks up, smiles, and asks if he wants to be delt in. Bruce sighs heavily but pulls up a chai, nods at the the other’s at the table and lets his son deal him into the game.
Somehow, Bruce is still surprised every time he learns that Tim is the most like him out of all his children.
THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE SEEN TODAY
@stealingyourbones - think you might like this one
HEAR ME OUT!
What if the reason why Tim's the most similar to Bruce is cause he's is his kid- like Biological and all-
Imagine Dent noticing something that suspicious like something Bruce would do at Tim's age and secretly poke at Bruce about it-
Somehow Dick manages to actually lock Tim up in Arkham after Bruce “dies,” and it results in the longest period of no breakouts in Gotham history.
Don’t misunderstand. Tim’s not like standing at this revolving door of a prison entrance intimidating people into staying. He’s just being he’s weird self. He’s not Robin anymore after all, Damian took that mantle, but he’s still Timothy Drake and if you think this little twink of a boy with too much Information on everyone and to many random ass skill sets is not the most entertaining thing to show up in those halls then you are wrong.
Dude walks in with a suitcase half his size and wearing a pair of shades that cost more than the building housing him. He has a cell to himself that’s??? Fully furnished what the fuck? How did he get a laptop in here?
Someone approaches him in the canteen thinking they could extort or threaten him and Tim reflexively flips and pins them to the ground. He then sits in the guy and starts telling his captive audience about a cold case from 87 that he’s absolutely positive would be solved already if the police were competent in collecting evidence but also holy shit the uncle was so obviously guilty I can’t believe he somehow managed to get away with it.
Tim and Dent regularly hold mock trials. They’re not serious. Someone from the audience usually comes up with some random scenario and the two argue over it and site sources they have memorized and they go back and forth until there’s a vote by a preselected Jury.
Somehow Tim and Riddler started a “Pun-off.” That roped in like….half of the inmates. They had to cool it after someone got stabbed for a particularly bad pun though.
PowerPoint nights were implemented and the therapist thought it was a great idea because it allowed the patience an outlet for their obsessions. Most showed up because Tim was a bottomless well of cold case information and obscure conspiracy theories. This man has shown up every night with a new PowerPoint to present. No one talks about the number of note takers when he was presenting the PowerPoint on cloning.
People start showing up to group therapy on the off chance they’re in a group with Tim because there is something entertaining about listening to him dramatically wax poetic about how if he’d “ever felt the true touch of his mother’s love then he likely wouldn’t have spiraled down mentally when all his closest friends died so close together.
Once, Tim wanted Alaskan Crab so he ordered it and had enough shipped in for all the inmates and the staff. Hired a private chef to come in and cook it all too.
Meanwhile, in one on one therapy, Tim kinda just laughs with his appointed therapists about everything that’s going on. Talking about his friends does help, and playing up his intelligent eccentric billionaire is cathartic in a way Tim’s never really expected. “How sad is it that I’ve had more fun around these people than I have with my own family?” He asked one day.
Dick shows up one day to check on his baby brother because all he hears from Arkham is “Tim’s doing great!” Also he’s trying to check up on why there haven’t been any breakouts recently. When he’s brought to Tim’s cell he’s super confused. Again, this is a fully furnished Cell and Tim’s “smuggled” in a super computer essentially and what looked like a very expensive bed. There’s a shelf of books and a number of other electronics and oh? Are those WI financial records? Is Tim still running the company out of Arkham?
Anyway, Dick is checking in and Tim beams at him. “Dude, you basically sent me on Sabbatical! No fighting, no Damian or Jason! I don’t have to submit patrol reports. I’m not always bruised up from fights. No Damian or Jason! And when my fellow inmates aren’t being psychotic they’re entertaining as shit! I’m having more fun here than I have had in the last decade.”
And Dick doesn’t really know how to handle this, especially when Tim slips him a tablet and says. “By the way, I called in a favor with Slade (or other mercenary of your choice) since that Bitch owes me for that one stunt in the Caribbean, and had him check out some locations I thought Bruce might have left clues. Turns out I was right. Our cruddy father was in fact not dead and lost in the Time Stream. This tablet has everything you need to bring him back assuming you don’t think I’m still losing my sanity, which by the way, I’ve seen future selves where my sanity was lost and you better pray that never happens. Apparently the world burns. Killed that version of me already though, it’s somewhere in the YJ archives along with Gun Batman, Joker Batman, and Demon Head Tim. That last one is still possible though.”
“There’s at least two ninja’s here who have been tasked with keeping an eye on me on Ra’s behest. Wouldn’t put it past that man to abduct and try to brainwash me, but also if he tried Dent and Riddle would team up and systematically tear his organization a part to get me back. Apparently I’ve brought in enough intellectual stimulation and  entertainment that if anything happened to me they would ‘kill everyone involved and then Themselves.’ Their words not mine. I mean, I haven’t seen hide more tail of the Joker and wouldn’t be surprised if someone shot him dead in his cell to keep him from ruining our fun.” It was Tim actually. Figured he’d give patricide a go since all of his father/father figures keep dying. Figured he’d let Joker Junior complete the set.
“Anyway. Go save Bruce. When’s he’s back, tel him to come pick me up. Ask him if he’s proud that I’m following in his footsteps. Oooh tell him they stuck me in his old room I bet he’d love that!”
Dick end up leaving wondering if he somehow made a problem worse.
A month later Bruce shows up in a suit. Tim is drinking something out of a pineapple, sitting around a table with Dent, Nigma, and Harley playing a game of poker. Tim looks up, smiles, and asks if he wants to be delt in. Bruce sighs heavily but pulls up a chai, nods at the the other’s at the table and lets his son deal him into the game.
Somehow, Bruce is still surprised every time he learns that Tim is the most like him out of all his children.
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@stealingyourbones - think you might like this one
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This one’s an always-reblog, because who knows who needs it and hasn’t seen it yet?
can't find the Menace au in the master post. Link 🙏🏼
Yes, sorry, I haven't put anything in the master post for Menace since I haven't written a whole plot for it. I might add on the dabbles ones at a later date. But here are all the pieces so far:
Random :
From a fic I never wrote (What started it)
Ten things Danny the menace has done (Ask/answer)
Au of Danny Menace: Party Animal (Ask/Answer)
Clark meets Danny Fenton-Wayne (Dabble)
Angel Phantom and Menace Danny compression (Ask/Answer)
On sight (Ask/Answer)
What Maddie and Jack did (Ask/Answer )
Interviewer's bad day (Ask/Answer)
School fight (Dabble)
Phantom and Danny's appearance (Ask/Answer)
Clark interviews Danny Fenton-Wayne (Dabble)
Where is Vlad? (Ask/Answer)
Danny the menace's dating life
Protective siblings (Ask/Answer)
Protective Older brother (Ask/Answer)
Danny's thoughts on Bruce's exes (Ask/Answer)
Protective Siblings Part 2 (Ask/Answer)
Protective Older Brother part 2 (Ask/Answer)
Fenton-Wayne is too hot (Dabble)
No Amity Park ship (Ask/Answer)
The Ex faces younger siblings' wrath (Ask/Answer)
The first Boyfriend (Small Dabble)
Forever Alone?? (Ask/Answer)
new au where Maria is the survivor sibling of the ARK bc Shadow used his fucked up alien powers to transfer his genetic data to her so she would survive earth's atmosphere. the unintended side effect is she now carries everything that made Shadow Ultimate
Maria, too, has her memories altered by Gerald, so she's under the assumption that Shadow's last wish wasn't for her own survival, but for the destruction of the earth. Pained deeply by his wish but leaden with grief, Maria decides to destroy the planet on the behalf of her brother, as the guilt of knowing he was born for her and died for her is crippling.
Jason being immortal but it’s kinda like Klaus from the umbrella academy in the sense that he doesn’t fucking realise that he’s immortal. Damian is the only one who knows and it’s been pissing him off for YEARS that Jason won’t get with the fucking program.
the thing is, Jason never questioned what exactly woke him up back in that coffin. he was slightly distracted by dealing with the wood and dirt attempting to suffocate him back beyond the grave, and once he’d gotten free and was wandering around Gotham, he didn’t have the presence of mind to do much but zombie-walk around until the league found him. after that? well he was too busy with training, annoying Ra’s, helping raise Damian, and just overall getting used to life without being Robin to think about the fact that he’d come back to life at one point.
Damian, on the other hand, clocked that Jason was immortal as a toddler when he watched his new older brother accidentally fall off a cliff during a ‘nature hike’ that was actually endurance training that Damian had been allowed to attend from a chest harness that, luckily, he hadn’t been inside of during the fall. he peered off the edge of the stomach clenching drop, sharp spikes littering the bottom, to see Jason un-skewer his shoulder from a rock and stand up to crack his neck, before casually calling up that he was fine and it was ‘just a little fall’. little Damian called bullshit.
things continued like that the entire time Jason spent at the league, and it pissed Damian off to no end that Jason kept just walking off fatal injuries and absolutely REFUSE to believe that they were fatal. ‘i just have a high pain tolerance.’ ‘you got shot in the neck, ahki.’ ‘it skimmed me.’ ‘YOU DIED.’ ‘stop making up stories, demon brat.’ it’s driving the kid insane. the worst thing is he can’t even tell anyone else for fear that Ra’s gets a hold of the realisation and decides to use Jason in his research for finding better ways to prolong his lifespan.
Jason, bursting into Damian’s room in the early morning, spurting blood from an arrow wound to the chest: Dami- Dami- u- argk-
Damian, half asleep, watching blankly from bed as his brother bleeds out on his floor:
Damian:
Damian: *deep sigh*
-twenty minutes later, Jason wakes up on Damian’s floor completely healed-
Jason: …
Damian:
Jason: wow, sorry Dames, guess i drank too much last night and blacked out. didn’t mean to crash here.
Damian, unimpressed and holding a bloody arrow: grandfather says you stopped an assasination attempt on my mother.
Jason: haha yeah, craaaazy night
Damian: get out.
Jason: -getting out.
eventually Damian heads to Gotham and, of course, his overprotective immortal brother follows soon after with the mission of building a crime empire, killing a clown, pissing of the fourth Robin at any opportunity, and infuriating the fuck out of Bruce Wayne. after a while the Red Hood gets his identity reveal, and gradual tentative truce, and Damian gets both of his families to be more or less on ok terms for once.
the issue is Jason is still really bad at staying alive. and the rest of the family is kind of sensitive to that specific thing. and Damian’s apathy is not appreciated. it takes them a while to figure everything out.
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*all four batboys are captured by a rogue, Bruce on his way but they need to stall*
Rogue: and now, you will have to pick amongst yourselves who will DIE!
Jason and Dick, instantly: ME!
Damian, dryly: Red Hood.
Dick: ITS GOTTA BE M- Robin what the fuck
Damian: *shrugs*
Jason, so used to Damian being weirdly ok with his more dangerous activities he’s not even offended: YEAH SHOOT ME. I CAN TAKE IT!
Tim: no he can’t, don’t shoot him!
Damian: no, shoot him.
Tim and Dick: ROBIN!
Jason: bite me non-believers, i’m getting shot today-!
Damian: please do it quickly so he shuts up.
Rogue:
Rogue:
Rogue: the others told me the new Robin was fucked up but like i didn’t realise exactly how much-
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Tim: me and Damian didn’t really get off on the right foot, on account of he kept trying to kill me.
Jason: ? so? that’s just what he does when you piss him off. he tries to kill me all the time.
Tim: ?
Jason: i called him a wanker last week so he shoved me off a building with no grapple. luckily the garbage can broke my fall and saved me haha!
Tim: ???
Damian, fully never wanted Tim dead and was instead so used to never having to worry about hurting Jason that he forgot that murder was actually fatal to his other brothers: yeah that’s my bad, Drake. it was instinct.
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*Bruce walks into the batcave to see Jason, gunshot in his forehead, laying obviously deceased on the ground with Damian stood over him, nudging him with his foot and holding a gun.*
Bruce: oh my- oh my god, Jaylad no please-!
Damian: in my defence he told me the safety was on.
Bruce, crying: JASON PLEASE NOT AGAIN-
Damian: just give him like ten minutes
Bruce: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT- OH MY GOD HIS BRAIN’S ON THE BATCOMPUTER
Damian: again, not my fault.
Dick walking in: hey whats all the noi- LITTLEWING?!?!!
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*ten minutes later, the family is sobbing and Damian is tapping his foot impatiently*
Jason: wooaaaaah, headache. …is everything ok?
Everyone else, devastatingly shocked:
Damian: i shot you in the head and you died again. they panicked.
Jason: ha-ha, funny as always brat. what’d you do, hit me with the butt of the gun or something?
Damian, turning to the others: it is a miracle he ever managed to get his GED.
what really pisses me off about this creator’s content is that DC could hire this person to help create one of the most brilliant animated series of all time in the bat family universe. they have a steady stream of wit and dark humor that fits perfectly in the playbook of the direction DC is trying to go. especially with james gunn at the helm.
I SAW THE PREVIEW AND THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE A HATE COMMENT IM CRYING AJDBFJSJDNNF
Im like- Omg YESSS
I'm thinking numerous situations where Damian is pulling his hair out when he was young cause his brother doesn't believe he died.
And the comment about the GED I would agree-
How is he so stupid that he doesn't realize that he is immortal and yet he has a GED????
LIKE LOL