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goqmir

i think we should hear them out

tastykeratin

i think we should hear them out

anarchautistic

I think we should hear her out

baglsasha

I think we should hear her out

nyancrimew

I think we should hear her out

nyancrimew

Does being a furry count as therian cultural appropriation?

no

nyancrimew

furries and therians are literally holding paws and making out passionately

demilypyro

I hate the culture war bro they out here hating on some mid ass game for having a female protag..... Now I gotta sit here and defend this mid ass game I don't even like. Fuck are we doing

demilypyro

"Yeah I'm thinking I'll probably skip that new star wars game I don't really care about star wars"

"Yeah star wars has been shit since it became woke"

invertebrateinvert

did you know you can maybe grow tits if you hit yourself hard enough and often enough

Over 70 percent of the German battalion's soldiers have been diagnosed with significant gynecomastia. Military officials have promised to keep an eye on the men's breasts.

xvideo000-deactivated20241112

wow

dragongirlbunny

"Military officials have promised to keep an eye on the men's breasts." so have half my mutuals these military folks aren't special

ovenroastedtwerkey

oh mein gott zis battalion is full of forcenfemmen

the-tree-line

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

the-tree-line

.- …. …. …. …. …. / ..-. . .-.. .-.. / -.. --- .-- -. / .- -. -.. / -… .-. --- -.- . / -- -.-- / .--. . -. .. - … / - --- -.. .- -.-- / -.-- . --- .-- -.-. …. / --- ..- -.-. …. / -.-- --- ..- -.-. …. -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- / … . -. - / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- -.-- / - . .-.. . --. .-. .- .--. ….

kaijutegu

personally i prefer semaphore

iridescent-lightning

so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I'd help out.

Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH

Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS

yeahokayillreblogthat

yeah okay ill reblog that

umuruu

justadumbgaybunny

@nyxshitposting

nyxshitposting

ok :3

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

some of you bitches deserve a nap and a milkshake tbh

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

um maybe stfu and accept that u are lovable and life owes u a bagel

ceausescue

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

k-simplex-deactivated20241001

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

newkidsontheblocklist

This post has found its target market

daftpatience

please everyone see my cute wife In the bridget cosplay she made!!!!! she even made the yoyo!!!!

lucky-vii

I spent a long time working on it all, so happy for all the nice comments ;u;

izooks

This is how the Republican Party has to run an election lie, lie and more lies.

Also fear, fear and more fear.

justadumbgaybunny

My pathetic girlfriend can’t watch any anime unless it’s dubbed<3

nyxshitposting

DIVORCE?????

#BITCH???#LISTEN I JUST WANT TO SEE THE LESBIABS KISS #PLEASE #THEY'RE SO CUTE #JUST KISS ALREADY #WAAAAAAAAH

askpredetor

>Morning shift

>Customer is angry that we disabled his card

>calm him down because it is a security measure

>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account

>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact

askpredetor

Every 200 notes I wake up to, I see some familiar faces and learn that some of you just have this post ON STANDBY to remind yourselves not to whale for the new bland twink.

Proud of you guys