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The types and doing homework
Does it early: ISTJ, ESTJ, INTJ
Does it the night before: INFJ, ENFJ, ENTJ, ISFP, ESFP, ISFJ, ESFJ, INFP
Does it five minutes before class: ESTP, ENTP, ENFP
Remembers, but doesn't do it: ISTP
Doesn't remember: INTP
The Types as Character Tropes
Based on stereotypes, duh.
INTP: Absent-Minded Professor, Erudite Stoner, Gadgeteer Genius, Reluctant Mad Scientist, This Is Your Brain On Evil
INFP: The Anti-Nihilist, Byronic Hero, Because You Were Nice to Me, The Dark Side Will Make You Forget, Not-So-Harmless Villain
ISTJ: The Reliable One, Unfazed Everyman, Cloudcuckoolander’s Minder, Loyal to the Position, Obstructive Bureaucrat
ISFJ: Yamato Nadeshiko, Humble Hero, Tranquil Fury, Churchgoing Villain, Love Makes You Evil
ENFJ: The Paragon, The Chooser of the One, Warrior Therapist, Soap Box Sadie, Psycho Psychologist
ENTJ: The Leader, Cultured Badass, Seme, The Corrupter, Visionary Villain
ESTP: Determinator, Ace Pilot, Da Editor, Blood Knight, Corrupt Bureaucrat
ESFP: Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot, Plucky Office Girl, Obfuscating Stupidity, Hidden Depths, The Ophelia
INTJ: The Spock, Tin Man, Aloof Big Brother, The Chessmaster, Evilutionary Biologist
INFJ: Hurting Hero, Hermit Guru, Zen Survivor, Living Emotional Crutch, Knight Templar
ISTP: Warrior Poet, Street Samurai, The Hunter, Because I’m Good At It, Then Let Me Be Evil
ISFP: All-Loving Hero, Hero’s Muse, Determined Defeatist, Granola Girl, Mad Artist
ESTJ: The Captain, The Ace, Nerves of Steel, Corrupt Corporate Executive, Egomaniac Hunter
ESFJ: Crusading Lawyer, The Social Expert, A Father to his Men, Nerd Nanny, Evil Matriarch
ENTP: Bunny-Ears Lawyer, Trickster Mentor, Knowledge Broker, Cool Loser, It Amused Me
ENFP: The Pollyanna, Manic Pixie Dream Girl, Allergic to Routine, The Wonka, Revenge Before Reason
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The acts-happy-but-is-secretly-very-sad-inside squad
INFP, INFJ, ISFJ, ENFP, ENFJ, ESFP, ENTP
The types while watching movies with friends
Utterly captivated, comparing every little detail to their own lives: INFP, ENFP, INFJ, ENFJ Mentally taking apart the entire production and criticizing all its faults: ISTP, ESTP, ENTP Wondering how they can best escape their social commitment and go do something actually useful: ISTJ, ESTJ Watching their friends and the atmosphere to make sure everything’s happy: ISFJ, ESFJ, ESFP Just chilling and enjoying spending time with their friends: ISFP, INTJ, ENTJ Thinking about something else entirely: INTP
How to Develop the Functions
Here are some tips to strengthening each of the eight functions. I would suggest strengthening the weaker functions in your stack primarily, and put less focus in on your shadow functions. If you are in a loop, this can be used to develop your auxiliary function. You can also use it to generally develop your tertiary and especially inferior functions if these are weak. Having a developed inferior function can also help prevent you from falling into “the grip”, so it’s good to try to have a good control over all of your functions.
Extroverted Feeling (Fe): Find a close friend and share how you’re feeling with them. Journal about your feelings and read them over to yourself or someone else. Talk to a therapist if these outlets aren’t enough for you. Reach out a hand to help others out: volunteer, give someone advice, listen to someone talk about their problems. Find groups of people or situations where you can put yourself in the shoes of others so you can develop your empathy skills. Find situations where you are around those you care about. Ask others their opinions on decisions that affect others, and take time before you take action to consider how it will affect the people around you. Ask for affirmation from those closest to you, and remind yourself to give it to others as well. Examine the facial expressions and manners of speaking of those around you and try mimicking them.
Introverted Feeling (Fi): Study an area of morality and ethics that interests you, and consider what your viewpoints on the situation are. Consider why humans as a whole or other people in your life do the things that they do, and how morality as a concept even exists. Consider social justice arguments and find one that you have a strong opinion on. Take time to step back and consider how you are feeling, what values you are exerting, what your likes and dislikes are in a certain situation. Consider yourself as an independent, unique individual with a set of morality outside of society. Journal about your feelings. Think about what is important to you in your life and what motivates you personally.
Extroverted Thinking (Te): Try to develop your ability to be assertive: ask for that raise, propose something ambitious, etc. Formulate your ideas into a concrete plan and share them with someone around you. Use data and facts to back up your assertions. Plan an event or other project and focus on the whole over the details. Remember that external organization and structure is necessary in a society, and try to incorporate your skills and plans into one around you. Develop your aura of confidence and consider how others view you in a professional light. Take charge of a project and lead with self-assurance.
Introverted Thinking (Ti): Find some word game, puzzle, riddle, etc. that challenges your intellect and causes you to think. Find something that interests you and research it until you fully understand its intricate details. Have an intellectual debate or discussion. Apply yourself to some hobby or area of study and try to develop your internal sense of discipline and focus. Look at projects and consider the weak points and areas of improvement. Take time to draw back and consider things in an objective light, understanding the situation instead of becoming emotionally influenced. Develop your sense of independence, and work on projects that allow you to use your personal skills and get a sense of personal achievement.
Extroverted Intuition (Ne): Play games or engage in activities that encourage divergent thinking and creativity. Think about some event (general or specific) coming up in the future and imagine all the great things that could happen during it. Surround yourself with people and pieces of art/literature/movies that are creative and exciting. Look at the future as a place of exciting opportunities, not of possible anxieties. Make a bucket list of things you could do in your life that excite you: the crazier, the better. Think about the things that you would want to change in your life. Brainstorm all the possible ways you could do it. Go on a spontaneous adventure with your friends.
Introverted Intuition (Ni): Watch a stranger out in public and try to paint a picture of what type of person they are from the way that they look. Reflect on the underlying themes or symbolism of a book or movie. Look at the overt facts of a situation or how someone is acting and piece them together to try to understand what is actually going on underneath the surface: how they are actually feeling, etc. Take individual pieces of information and concisely bring them together to form one general idea. Project yourself or a situation into the future and try to understand what will most likely come to be. Reflect on why things are the way that they are, even seemingly straightforward things. Follow your gut belief in a situation.
Extroverted Sensing (Se): Find a hobby such as a sport, artistic endeavor, craft, etc. Work with your hands on a project and try to physically understand how something works. Take a walk somewhere in nature or go to a museum and focus on the specific details of the beauty around you. Listen to music and try to pay attention to the individual sounds. Remember to live in the moment and experience life as it is happening around you. Do something spontaneous and crazy with your friends. Take a step back and remember to take things for as they are, and not to overanalyze anything. Think about the things that you want to or need to do this moment and go do some of them.
Introverted Sensing (Si): Take out old photos and try to place yourself in the emotions and experience of when you were there. Go visit a place of old memories or watch a movie you loved as a child. Re-start up an old family tradition. Create some sort of routine in your life to give you a bit of reassurance and organization. Appreciate the simple things in life and seek the unassuming nature of contentment. Reflect on the lessons you have learned in a situation once it has passed. Realize that not all mistakes need to be made, and that sometimes it is better to stick with what is safe.
The types and reading
Ooh, I’ll read this for fun! *spends hours enthralled, unable to put the book down*: INFJ, ENFJ, INFP, ENFP This seems like an informative publication, I’ll give it a read and see if it suits my superior intellect: INTJ, ENTJ, INTP, ENTP This book is nice and short, I can fit it in during my break: ISFJ, ESFJ, ISTJ, ESTJ I’ll give this book a try, but it better be amazing or I’m going to go do something else: ISFP, ESFP, ISTP, ESTP
The thinks-they-always-know-best squad
INFJ, ENFJ, INFP, ENFP, INTJ, ENTJ, INTP, ENTP, ISFJ, ESFJ, ISTJ, ESTJ, ISFP, ESFP, ISTP, ESTP
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Hey everyone! I’m overwhelmed by the huge amount of support I’ve received in my first few weeks here on Tumblr, with so many likes, and reblogs, and new followers to send these messages to :) I’m really making these mbti posts for you guys, so I’m officially taking any of your ideas/requests, for any mbti stuff. I’ll take anything from ideas for “The types as…” posts, to suggestions for in depth analyses of specific types or relationships, to even just questions you had about your type or typing in general. Just submit an ask with your idea/request and I’ll see what I can do! ~OakRiverRavenclaw
The types as Heart, Body, Mind, and Soul
Heart: ISFJ, ESFJ, ISTJ, ESTJ
Body: ISFP, ESFP, ISTP, ESTP
Mind: INTJ, ENTJ, INTP, ENTP
Soul: INFJ, ENFJ, INFP, ENFP
Everything you do right now ripples outward and affects everyone. Your posture can shine your heart or transmit anxiety. Your breath can radiate love or muddy the room in depression. Your glance can awaken joy. Your words can inspire freedom. Your every act can open hearts and minds.
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ENFJ/Taurus/Ravenclaw
My Aesthetic! So relaxing...
The types and decision-making
Let's decide right now: INFJ, ENFJ, ESFJ, ENTJ Let's decide when it logically makes sense to proceed: ISTJ, ESTJ, ISFJ, INTJ Let's decide when it feels right: INFP, ENFP, ISFP, ESFP Let's not decide: ISTP, ESTP, INTP, ENTP
The cores of the extraverted types
ENFJ: Self-control
ENFP: Self-contentment
ENTJ: Self-awareness
ENTP: Self-confidence
ESFJ: Self-esteem
ESTJ: Self-respect
ESFP: Self-expression
ESTP: Self-mastery
MBTI Types in school: Science Class
INTJ: Finishes the work impossibly quickly, even in biology, which is their least favourite field. Criticises the teacher's spelling.
INTP: Not listening because they're either playing a video game or already performing some kind of chemical reaction in the back of the room (that was not part of the class plan).
ENTJ: Already studying for the test at the end of the semester. Part of 'criticise teacher's spelling' brigade with INTJ.
ENTP: Gets bored halfway through class and decides to dob on INTP. Contributes some interesting random facts (that are related to science, but not really the subject of the class).
INFJ: Actually super good at science although you wouldn't know it. Still spends most of class looking out the window though.
INFP: Contemplating the reason for human existence. Roped into doing unplanned experiment with INTP.
ENFJ: "This goes against my morals" when dissecting anything or experimenting on any life form.
ENFP: Can be heard saying "Oh my god the colours are so pretty!" but has no idea what is going on. Gets really excited when they know the answer to stuff. Accidentally knocks over a rack of test tubes.
ISTJ: Cringing at INTP and INFP, although mostly because they know that the reaction they're trying to perform won't work.
ISFJ: Always sitting in the middle row. Scared of breaking equipment but otherwise enjoying the subject. Silently agrees with ENFJ's statements and feels bad when the have to constantly ask the teacher to re-explain concepts.
ESTJ: Top of the class, although gets frustrated when the lesson doesn't follow plans (which is very often, considering all the XNXP's antics)
ESFJ: Complaining about ESTJ, although they secretly get frustrated by this too. Mostly talking during class though.
ISTP: Finishes the work to a high standard pretty early, but never tells the teacher and just goes on with free time for the remaining 45 minutes of class.
ISFP: Drawing pretty patterns in margains of workbook. Not really listening to the teacher though.
ESTP: Sitting with ESFJ and making negative comments about the teacher and classmates. They don't actually mind science, but they'd still just rather be doing sport.
ESFP: Volunteers to be part of a demonstration, but is left standing there alone after ENFP breaks the equipment.
The types as strangers I wish I had known
People are so beautiful in every way. I can’t help but love every single one of them.
INTJ: She is a girl in one of my classes. I hardly ever talked to her, but she is an extremely interesting person. I can’t say what it is exactly, but she has this quiet self-confidence shining from within. It’s not this overbearing kind of confidence that some people rub into other people’s faces. Instead, she is confident in herself, in her own capabilities, and in the person that she is. She doesn’t seem to feel the need to look down on anyone. But despite this shining confidence, I noticed her insecurity and nervousness when she gave a presentation which happened to be about feminism and that made me like her even more. Yet these insecurities of other people’s judgements didn’t make her look fragile or vulnerable. Not at all. It was endearing in a way. Also, she is insanely beautiful and doesn’t seem to care about that at all. She’s like a quiet Arab princess that could totally kick your ass, both intellectually and physically.
INTP: Over the last semesters, I attended some of the same classes as he did, but I’ve never talked to him. At the very beginning, I remember him sitting in the lecture halls watching animes on his laptop instead of paying attention. But over time, he became this nerd that raises his hand every few minutes to ask about something, starting with: “Concerning what you just said, I just thought about it and isn’t it possible that…” going into deep analyses. He drives some professors mad with his constant questioning of everything they say, but I also overheard some say that their seminars wouldn’t even work out without him. He’s also not afraid to burst out laughing in a quiet room or to tell a joke to a friend with shining eyes and such excitement (funny thing is, he is usually the one laughing harder about his own jokes than anyone else). He doesn’t seem to care at all what other people think of him, and that’s quite admirable. Generally, he’s like a Hermione Granger that isn’t driven at all, but rather studies just for his own entertainment. He’s probably one of the most intelligent people I’ve ever met.
ENTJ: I couldn’t figure him out. I don’t understand his reasons and it confuses me. He sat across from me on the train. And for twenty minutes, he sat there stiffly with his arms crossed and his head slightly tilted down. But whenever someone passed him, he closely watched them, followed them with his eyes without even raising his head. You could have mistaken his body language as submissive, but it really wasn’t. It was powerful. He was more of a rebel in disguise, waiting for his moment to shine while quietly judging people without being seen. But I don’t understand why anyone would cross their arms and bow their head like that on a normal train. People don’t do that. He must’ve had a reason. I spent way too much time already on finding that reason, but I’ll probably never know.
ENTP: I used to attend the same lecture he did and he was interesting from the minute he walked into the lecture hall. I usually sit in the last row where I can watch people without being seen like the creep that I am. He entered the lecture hall with this wild book-Harry-Potter-hair and with his hands on the straps of his backpack. He stood there for a bit gazing around, deciding where he should sit instead of just rushing in like everyone else. He had a constant grin on his face and laughing eyes even when he wasn’t laughing. There was always this little spark of amusement and quiet intelligence in his eyes. Sometimes he sat with friends. Then he would be the one joking around with this unusually expressive face of his. I don’t know, he just seemed like a genuinely nice guy with whom you could have the wildest and most interesting of conversations and always a good laugh.
INFJ: She is the girl in the mirror that doesn’t look like me. The image on the wall that is so familiar yet so strange, it knows about you. She knows who you are. She knows who you think you are, who you are trying to be, who you might be one day. She knows. She has always known. And that scares the hell out of you. She smiles at you, trying to ease the discomfort she’s causing you. She tries to make you laugh. She tries to make you smile, to make you happy. She tries to protect you. But who is she? Who is this strange girl in the mirror with the long wild hair and cheekbones as sharp as her tongue? What’s behind the smiling eyes, what’s going on inside this head of hers? Will I ever know?
INFP: We were on a ship, headed to a little island in the North Sea. He was travelling with his wife and his two daughters. His blonde hair was slowly turning grey and the smile wrinkles around his eyes were deep. In the two hours that I saw him, he hardly said a word, but he was always present. He paid attention to the harmless fights his teenage daughters had. He listened to his wife talking to some strangers about how great the holiday will be. And I’ve never seen a more endearing laughter than the quiet one that made his shoulders shake up and down while having his eyes closed, deepening the already deep wrinkles around his eyes. His laughter didn’t make a sound, but it was like the whole ship stopped and noticed his calm little joy. I’ve never looked into kinder eyes than his.
ENFJ: He is the greatest mystery of all. He is a walking contradiction. Both confident and shy, both intimidating and approachable, both extroverted and reserved. But how does that make sense? His eyes are like X-rays. He looks you in the eye and it’s like he can see right through every wall you ever built around yourself, like he has figured you out in a second, and he seems intrigued. When around other people, he is the one trying everything to keep the conversation going, trying to make the other smile, to make them laugh. He tends to be the centre of attention and he appears to like that, but only for a short while until he withdraws and stares intensely into space. He is the kind of guy that is liked by everyone and still is an enigma that no one really knows anything about. His presence is calm, like snow quieting down the world, and then he looks at you and you feel like you are the only person in the room. And if you look into his eyes, eyes that look so much older than the body they belong to, if you look past the kindness and self-doubt in them, you see a shy little muffin that just wants to love and be loved. We never spoke a word, but I love him more than I can say.
ENFP: We were on a ship, headed back from this holiday island that I love so much. I was travelling alone and the ship was overcrowded, so this woman asked if she and her daughter could sit at my table. Her daughter was about twelve, maybe thirteen years old and such a free spirit that it made me laugh inside because it kept annoying her mother so much. “Do you have your shirt on back to front?” “I don’t know.” “Yes, you do. You can’t walk around like that. Go and put it on properly.” “Why? I don’t care.” “But everyone’s staring at you! What will they think of us?” “No one’s looking, mum, because no one cares. I think I’m gonna go outside and look at the waves for a bit. See you later.” She then stood up and loped out of the room with her wildly swinging ponytail while I was left with her baffled mother.
ISTJ: I see her twice a week on the train early in the morning when she is probably on her way to work. She is always neatly dressed and her short hair looks on point every time. I’m not quite sure what it is about her that makes her so interesting. It’s her whole demeanor. How she walks upright with her head held high. How she looks at all kinds of people in an interested way. How she always keeps a straight face. She seems so pragmatic, down to earth, and smart. She kind of radiates a No-shit-Sherlock-vibe that makes her seem like a tough boss that is respected by everyone and that is, deep down, actually really good at heart.
ESTJ: She was a lioness. She was strong and she was kind. I left the bus at the same station as she and her disabled daughter did, and I walked behind them for a minute or two. And I saw nothing but love. They seemed very close and they were both laughing about something. Her daughter was all grown up and didn’t really need any help with anything, but her mother was always there, just in case. Not in a condescending way, not at all. It was more like her daughter was her world and everything she saw, everything she wanted to see. But at the same time, she respected her enough to suppress her motherly instincts and let her daughter go her own way. She decided to be on the sidelines of her daughter’s life and to be there for her when she needs her. And I think that’s beautiful.
ISFJ: Every time I happened to see them, I’ve never seen them apart from each other. When I watch a couple interact, I can usually immediately tell how the relationship is going and if it is going to last. Often, I can say that two people may love each other, and that they might stay together for a few months or for a year or two, but in the end, they won’t work out. Then, occasionally, very rarely so, there are these two people and it’s so obvious that these two are good. That they found the one and that they are so perfect together that you just want to cry looking at them because they are so beautiful together. This is the kind of couple I’m talking about here. They are still very young, maybe twenty or twenty-one, I don’t know. But that doesn’t matter, that doesn’t mean anything. Even if they are just silently standing next to one another, they are like the same person in two bodies. They are inseparable. When they are on the bus and she’s looking out of the window with these curious, shining eyes while he is only looking at her and smiles, when they are standing at the train station and make each other laugh so hard that both of them have to lean onto each other, I see that their love for each other is so pure and infinite, that it’s unconditional and omnipresent. They look so genuinely happy just to be with the other that it makes me happier than anything else.
ESFJ: Every other morning I see him drive his wife to the train station where he waits with her until the train arrives and she has to leave. They hold hands and laugh together about something while they wait. They try to spend every bit of the day possible with each other and they look so happy together. But then the train rolls in and she kisses him goodbye and she smiles at him and he smiles back. While I get on the train after his wife, I see him standing at the station until the train finally leaves. He waves at her one last time through the window until he turns and goes back to his car with a sad smile on his face. You know, I like to compare his love for his wife to a dog. Imagine a fluffy Golden Retriever that whimpers when he realises that you have to leave, and that jumps into your face out of joy as soon as you come back to him. That’s exactly what he is. He’s a Golden Retriever.
ISTP: I saw her on the train. She sat there all alone with a bottle of Vodka and a notebook peeking out from her backpack. She had wild curly hair, a nose ring and lots of freckles. During the twenty minutes she sat across from me, she was staring into space and was lost in thought. She was intense in every way. She was an incredibly strong lone wolf that reminded me so much of Sarah Manning, for those great people of you who have seen Orphan Black. I felt like, in a book, she’d be the underdog that needs to be reckoned with if you want to survive her once you angered her or laid hand on someone she cares about.
ESTP: He sat across from me on the train. I didn’t dare to really observe him as he was so present and observing himself that I didn’t want to give the wrong impression and creep him out. Because his constantly smirking eyes were all over the place. He looked out of the window, he watched people in their seats, he looked at me, he looked at the floor, he pensively stared at nothing. I could see that he was lost in thought, yet he was never absent-minded, and that was confusing. Absent-minded people are easy to watch and to analyse, but not him. He was thinking, but he still noticed. He noticed every little thing that happened around him and it was fascinating and intimidating at the same time.
ISFP: I was on a long-distance train at night on the way home from Paris, and for most of the time, I only saw him as a reflection on the windows. He was travelling alone with nothing but a backpack, slouching in his seat and half asleep. I don’t know, he just seemed like this kind of lone wolf who goes where the wind blows and doesn’t care what other people think about him, if his beard is getting too long, if he is drooling in his sleep, if people judge him for being who he is. He did his own thing and lived the life he wanted to. I hope he does.
ESFP: It was 7:30am when I saw her crying on the train. She wasn’t a mess. She just sat there in the train packed full of people and cried shamelessly and with dignity. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone look so sad, and I wish there was anything I could have done, but she didn’t seem to need any comfort. She sat there and accepted the fact that the was crying in front of lots of strangers. She had tears streaming down her face, but she held her head up high and didn’t care. There was a quiet strength behind her eyes that I admired so much.
(I’m very sorry if you got the impression that I might live on a train. Feels like it sometimes, though.)
The ENFJ description is crazy accurate for literally all ENFJs ever. We're more than cheerful hug-givers and unofficial therapists, we're powerful, confident individuals who can stir the world with simply our words. (And we can also care far too much about what other people think, but that is a different story).
How Myers-Briggs Personality Types Are Portrayed Online Vs. How They Are In Real Life
Heidi Priebe
ENFP
Online Description: ENFPs are passionate, idea-generating revolutionists who inspire others through their fierce determination and spirit.
Real ENFP: *Hides inside watching cat videos for literally days at a time.*
INFJ
Online Description: INFJs are wise and magical fortune-tellers who intuitively understand all the most complex mysteries of the Universe.
Real INFJ: *Tries to analyze literally one thing.* *Falls down the bottomless rabbit hole of over-thinking.* *Gives up and watches TV.*
ENFJ
Online Description: ENFJs are the revolutionary world leaders who mentor others towards great change and was probably your high school valedictorian.
Real ENFJ: Wastes entire day trying to decipher the hidden meaning behind a friendly text message.
INFP
Online Description: Eloquent, thoughtful poets who are sleep on a bed of roses and understand the greater meaning behind our existence.
Real INFP: *Walks into a poll.* “What the actual mother of fuck, who keeps putting these here.”
INTP:
Online description: INTPs are mad scientist geniuses and all of them are Albert Einstein.
Real INTP: “What if Walruses could drive cars, haha lol” *Spends three days designing an app that generates walrus memes*
ENTP:
Online Description: Argumentative devil’s advocate who WILL NOT REST until every idea in the world has been thoroughly debated.
Real ENTP: “Lol that person’s wrong.” *Smokes a joint.* *Shrugs it off.*
INTJ:
Online Description: INTJs are the mastermind overlords who can see 500 years in the future and will eventually take over earth and all of its inhabitants.
Real INTJ: *Spends four hours mapping out a route to the grocery store and still gets lost.*
ENTJ:
Online Description: ENTJs are cutthroat, competitive powerhouses who will stop at absolutely nothing to defeat and eliminate their opponents without remorse.
Real ENTJ: Is literally the first person to help you when you’re in trouble.
ISTJ:
Online Description: ISTJs are serious, duty-oriented social servants who will not eat, sleep or rest until justice is delivered to the world as a whole.
Real ISTJ: *Stays inside playing computer games for three straight days, hoping that nobody will notice their absence.*
ESTJ:
Online Description: Your micromanaging boss who only exists to professionally advance themselves and make your life a living hell.
Real ESTJ: Just wants to get this freaking work day over with so they can grab a beer and chill out with their friends.
ISTP:
Online Description: Daredevil badass who is probably off slacklining between mountain peaks while chugging a gallon of whiskey right now.
Real ISTP: *Sees a text inviting them to go adventuring* *Sits inside watching TV for three days* Texts back “Nah”
ESTP:
Online Description: Perma-wired adrenaline junkie who CANNOT LIVE without DRUGS SEX AND ROCK AND ROLL 24 hours/day.
Real ESTPs: Probably has an advanced engineering degree and makes twice as much money as you do.
ISFJ:
Online Description: Sweet grandmother, whose sole reason for living is hugging and baking cookies for everyone they know.
Real ISFJ: Would almost always rather be at home reading fanfic.
ESFJ:
Online Description: Gossipy girl whose goal in life is to get married, and who is probably your Mom.
Real ESFJ: Some of the most sharp and motivated professionals you’ll ever meet.
ISFP:
Online Description: Antisocial emo poets who refuse to talk to others because *nobody understands them* and that makes them want to cry.
Real ISFP: Some of the friendliest and most fun-loving people you’ll ever meet.
ESFP:
Online Description: Mindless party animal who has been drunk since the moment they were born.
Real ESFP: Sharp, motivated, creative and probably understands you better than you understand yourself
Haha so true.
the "emotional wreck, but pretends everything is alright" squad
ENTP, ISFJ, ENFJ, ISTJ, INTP, INFJ
