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Not today Justin
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@obsessed509
funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":
i'm going to kill god
i'm going to delete my blog
i'm going to explode
i'm going to blow up this entire website
i'm going to become the joker
this is going to be my villain origin story
i'm being so brave about it
fuck it we ball
god had to nerf me because i was too powerful
i'm too pretty for this
all according to plan
feel free to add on
it sure fucking is buddy
“Circe?”
“Yes Odysseus?”
“Where’s my crew?”
One of the things I like about memes is that they give me a good sense of when the different required reading assignments come around these days.
Oh, is it Odyssey meme season already? Must be February I guess.
(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here
this is so fucking bleak
applying for jobs sucks so bad i wish i could be one of the crabs that ate amelia earhart
*exports you as a jpeg* *and turns the quality waaaaay down*
I need a ghost writer for a BDSM smut King of the Hill fanfic where Hank Hill is gagged the whole time. I want to call it Silent Hill.
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
posts that should have 50k notes and also should not exist at the same time
crowdsourced smut
Pro-pain and pro-pain accessories
so I recently got this dark magical amulet, and I am,like, obsessed
guillermo de la cruz is literally THE most character of all time. hes gay. hes latino. hes fat. hes badass. hes sexy. hes a serial killer. hes a mamas boy. hes insane. hes the most normal one here. hes by birth and lineage a vampire killer. hes spent 13 years trying to become a vampire. hes my best friend hes my pal, my homeboy, my rotten soldier, hes my sweet cheese my good time boy
lol i went to delete a twitter account for reasons (i ran a satire account of my university’s president) and it wouldn’t let me.
EXCELLENT idea give me a moment
wow i can’t believe that worked
listen. aging into your thirties rocks. yes your joints get a little creaky. yes you can’t sleep in a pretzel on the floor anymore after a concert or a convention. and you lose some friends. but the thing is that you sort out who your real friends are and you sort out who you really are. and you get to see your friends settling into careers they like, and adopt new dogs and cats, and you find a job you can stand, and get really good at arts and crafts, and maybe that book you loved as a kid gets a movie deal and it doesn’t suck, and you learn to like new food and bake your own bread, and you realize that the great portfolio of self harm scars you all used to curate are going white with age and not updated, and half your friends are a different gender now and so much happier and maybe you are too, and you know who you are, and that it’s a journey and not a revelation. it’s a direction you’re headed, and you’re enjoying the trip.
reaching your 30′s rocks. and i’m hearing good things about what comes next, too.
i am looking into your eyes, i am holding your hand. i absolutely promise.
if you can just live long enough, your soul will build your body into a home. you will live there and you will find a way to be at peace. it’s worth the time and it’s worth the work. i promise.
it’s not all sunshine and roses but it’s soup and sunsets and cats and not hurting yourself so much it’s enough
I dream of the day I can take my girlfriend mushroom picking.
I wish i could explain your eyes and how the sound of your voice gives me butterflies. How your smile makes my heart skip a beat and how every time i'm with you i feel so complete.
I’m with you because you were there when I was at my lowest point and without even knowing, you picked me up. You showed me colors that I’ve never seen before, music I’ve never heard - you were the reason why i know a single kiss could burn your lips. I’m with you because not being with you started to feel like I was suddenly breathing water and you were the oxygen tank I needed.
wow that’s my gf wowwowowowow
