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[transryosuke]

initial d is the only show where the main protagonist being so completely normal personality wise is actually incredibly fun and interesting because he’s surrounded by people who live and die for the drama

[j-goffik]

“Are you serious, Takumi? Do you want to drink some high octane?”

“Working at a gas station and you don’t know the Eight-Six?!”

Still can’t stop cracking up over seven stupid seconds of animation 

[shittymoviedetails]

The racist stereotypes littered throughout the Harry Potter franchise including the grotesquely anti-semitic goblin’s foreshadowed JK. Rowling’s later bigotry on twitter

[rtrixie]

Welcome to the future, where you don’t own anything and the stuff you rent stops working once your phone has no signal.

[rickjameskinkshame]

App powered car? 🤦‍♀️

[rtrixie]

I wish people remembered the age old wisdom that if something doesn’t absolutely require an Internet connection to function, it shouldn’t be connected to the internet - same goes for apps.

[rtrixie]

WHY IS A CATFOOD DISPENSER CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET

[eeveelutionsforequality]

Sometimes I’m glad that I’m too poor for my “cool future stuff” monkey brain to be set loose to buy stupid shit like this.

[solarpunkcast]

please please please do not buy into the Internet of Things. Digital displays for appliances are one thing, but you shouldn’t need the fucking internet to do your laundry or use the fridge.

[mornington-the-crescent]

[damnesdelamer]

I hope this is obvious, but this is a means for corporations to abuse privacy and gather metadata. The only reason I can imagine no one discussing this is because it’s obvious.

[prozac-archive]

[grixly]

[toytowns]

holy fuck

[scaliefox]

I can’t believe someone wrote that entire setup and drew this entire comic just to make that visual pun.

It deserves a place in the pun hall of fame.

[little-lackadaisical]

This is by far the best piece of Star Wars literature ever made

[ekjohnston]

This is ARE YOU SCARED, DARTH VADER, by Adam Rex, and the op is correct: it is the greatest Star Wars book of all time.

[defectivealtruist]

[defectivealtruist]

this aged well

[smallgreenhat]

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

Republicans, a week ago mocking RBG's death:

Republicans when 200K Americans die:

Republicans when you make fun of Trump getting COVID:

[zombiepatch]

anyone else feel like youtube is getting too fucking comfy w/ the multiple ads before every fuckin video?? 

[radicalreal]

Got premium so no idea what y'all are talking about.

[dashaibo]

[empathviv]

[fantasmalresplendent]

Twitter: We may have our ideological differences but I'm praying the President has a speedy Recovery. Democrats, do not let the right see your inhumanity, choose empathy 🤗

Tumblr:

[nyctoheart]

i can’t believe superwholock existed as one the largest fandom(s) on this website. there hasn’t been a trace of it on my dashboard in years. No mention, no whisper. a ghost. i still follow people who reblogged it. i myself reblogged it. and yet here we are, not daring to ever mention it. im risking my life making this po

[sufficientlylargen]

For those new to this site, “Superwholock” was the crossover fandom for the overlap of three of the biggest individual fandoms on tumblr - soup, the Finnish municipality of Perho, and Enlightenment philosopher John Locke.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Guys listen. Listen. At the start of this year, the year of our lord 2019, I was chatting to an actor in this play I was stage managing and she mentioned offhand that she’s thinking of getting a tattoo.

“Oh,” I say. “Of what?”

She looks a bit awkward. “Um. Have you ever heard of this thing called Superwholock?”

Let me tell you I aged about twenty years in the span of the next ten seconds where she started to explain Superwholock to me like it’s some new thing that’s just spawned into existence and I know, instinctively, that I will not survive this conversation, I am not strong enough, so I cut her off. “Uh, yeah. I know of Superwholock. I’ve been on Tumblr for a while.”

“What’s Tumblr?” she asks.

Guys… I think Superwholock is still out there. They just changed home base. I didn’t ask where her Superwholock community was because there are some things beyond mortal ken, some things that would surely drive one mad should one attempt to find them.

[transgender-mp3]

Pinterest. It’s Pinterest.

[queen-of-dirt]

What is happening

[ghost-slut18]

as someone who recently moved from pinterest to Tumblr, I can assure you superwholock lives on along with merlin, lotr, and ur weird ass posts about wanting a fandom themed school. 

[sunshinesteves]

i’m getting war flashbacks

[roseverdict]

THE ANCIENT TEXTS

[bonescaro]

“what’s tumblr” THEYRE JUST. ITS JUST SCREENSHOTS OF TUMBLR. ON PINTEREST. ITS STILL TUMBLR ITS JUST SCREENSHOTS

[crtter]

[kny111]

This is a GIF set of Astronauts falling on the Moon

[wegadrive]

aeiou

[fooly-notsocooly-blog]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[ottomantwerks]

999999

[spunkengine-deactivated20150414]

holla holla get $

[noneeyewithleftyork]

john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden 

[deaderidan]

here comes another chinese earthquake abrbrbrbrrbrbrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrrbbrrbrbbrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrrbbrbrrbrbrbrbbrrbbrbrbrrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrrbbrrbrbbrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrr

[fagboysupreme]

snake

snake

snakee

[burloire]

question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point 

[magicxmc27]

John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden

[outofcontextdiscord]

[dead-grass]

IM FUCKDIDBHD 👁👄👁

[theoldness]

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

[lady-dainty]

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

[wearejustvisiting]

guys guys guys

‘osteoporosis’ is a disease in which bone mass decreases

so they mean fucking

“Bone Atrophy”

[twoidiotswatchcartoons]

[alessiajontrunfio]

Team Avatar!